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Bi-the way, did you hear what Lady M didnít say yesterday?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-5-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/05/2013 7:43:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Lady M was so rattled by a LGBT heckler at the DNC fundraiser she was addressing yesterday

san fran's gay pride parade

that her big brain temporarily shut down, and an uncharacteristic flash of anger leapt out:

The pool reported that Obama left the lectern toward the protestor saying that they could “listen to me or you can take the mic, but I’m leaving. You all decide. You have one choice.”

In a response that presented an alternative somewhere between a conundrum and a false dilemma, Lady M created her own new logic fallacy: the “Vamoose Conundrum.” It’s “telling people they have a choice between two options, immediately followed by a declaration that negates the first one.”

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Now, I don’t know about you, butt where I went to school, that kind of magical thinking would only qualify you for government work.

lazystripe.govt work jpg

Butt since Lady M was fortunate enough to go to not one, butt two Ivy League schools she had lots more choices: should she stay at the white shoe law firm in her home town, or quit that non-challenging, well-paying job that she “worked so hard to get,” let her law license expire and go to work for the Daley Machine - where the real money power career opportunities were?

(SNIP)

Butt back to the flawed-logic incident (that never officially happened - according to the Big White transcript of the DNC fundraiser event (h/t creeper). Just for the sake of discussion let’s say it did happen – not that I’m going to contradict “official” records that state that it did NOT happen, Press Pool transcripts to the contrary – I’m just establishing a hypothetical here for the sake of argument. So if it DID happen, you can see how it could have happened to anyone…had it in fact happened. And I’m not saying that it did. Okay?

(SNIP)

Had this been the kind of heckler that Lady M expects from the far rightwing attack machine, say a Tea Party member demanding an executive order to stop the harassment of conservatives by the IRS (not that that ever happened, butt it could have), she would have been able to claw their eyes out respond with impeccable logic:

mo yelling“Sit down and shut up!”

Butt no, this attack came from out of left field; one of our own, a member of the LGBT coalition. One of our favored nations of the many flavored special interest groups.

Gay-Pride-Oreo

Who Big Guy has done so very, very much for already -

GayObama

bringing them out of the shadows and all.

gay pride day receptionbo lgbt

Ingrates. They always want more, no matter what you do for them.

Oh well, Lady M got things back on track quickly after the heavily armed Secret Service gendarmes ushered the activist, Ellen Sturtz, who was no lady, out of the event.

(SNIP)

Now I have to run. Today I have to start screening all the books people have sent in for Lady M to take with her on her long Martha’s Vineyard vacay – because you can’t just eat, drink and relax all the time!

This one sounds interesting, butt given yesterday’s little anger management issue I think I better scan the entire book before turning it over. We don’t want to have any of those unfortunate “broken china” charges show up on our summer rental bill again this year. I don’t think the IRS will approve them as a legitimate business expense.

Mismatch

Note: Richard Sander is a former community organizer. Stuart Taylor, Jr. is one of our lefty journalists - and since he too graduated from Princeton and Harvard he must know what he’s talking about.

...Read The Rest Here>>>


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dnc; lgbt; obama

1 posted on 06/05/2013 7:43:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

We did that when we were kids...’Do it my way or go play on your OWN porch!’


2 posted on 06/05/2013 7:46:06 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: NOBO2012
Such a shame that this one got away . . .

san fran's gay pride parade

3 posted on 06/05/2013 7:47:16 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: NOBO2012

Related...

http://exposingtheleft.blogspot.com/2013/06/michelle-obama-loses-her-cool-first.html


4 posted on 06/05/2013 7:51:02 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: NOBO2012

Please to not use the word “lady” when describing that worthless ***** who’s never had a real job and who could never keep one if she were lucky (read affirmative action) enough to get one.

She is slime.

And - as such - married the right person.


5 posted on 06/05/2013 7:51:33 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: NOBO2012

Angry Wookie Alert!

Maybe she didn't say, "All this for a damn flag..."
but rather, "All this for a damned fag!"

Michelle Obama: all this for a damn flag read lips
Click the image to see the full video.

6 posted on 06/05/2013 7:52:09 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: NOBO2012

I posted a similar article yesterday, which the mods pulled...good luck....:)


7 posted on 06/05/2013 7:55:35 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: laweeks

She lost me with the pro Obama signs, I don’t give a damn what she does in her free time.


8 posted on 06/05/2013 7:57:45 AM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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To: NOBO2012
St. Jude hasn't checked in yet?

Or maybe it was a joke - invoking the imagery of a bass fiddle or something?

9 posted on 06/05/2013 8:05:49 AM PDT by OKSooner
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To: NOBO2012

The ‘butt’ joke has really gotten tired. So tired, that I couldn’t read past the third ‘butt’. Probably a good article, too.


10 posted on 06/05/2013 8:11:09 AM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Bon mots

She needs to stand a little closer to the razor...


11 posted on 06/05/2013 8:18:11 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Bon mots

She has five o’clock shadow in her armpits. Gag!


12 posted on 06/05/2013 8:38:51 AM PDT by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)
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To: NOBO2012

“Shut up. I get to talk; you don’t.”


13 posted on 06/05/2013 9:14:58 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: NOBO2012

[[and an uncharacteristic flash of anger leapt out:]]

Uncharacteristic? She’s ALWAYS ‘flashing her anger and disgust” Can’t wait until a CLASSY first lady occupies the whitehouse again- What a stark difference between her and the former classy Mrs Bush (both of the Bush ladies)


14 posted on 06/05/2013 9:20:55 AM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: laweeks

You ever try to pull a band-aid off? Imagine the pain involved in the sticker removal.

no thanks.


15 posted on 06/05/2013 9:24:31 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It’s been found hard and not tried')
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To: ro_dreaming
You ever try to pull a band-aid off? Imagine the pain involved in the sticker removal. No thanks.

Yeah, can you imagine doing a bikini wax on those pits? And can you imagine the Wookie roar when the tape comes off?

16 posted on 06/05/2013 9:31:24 AM PDT by laweeks
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