Posted on 07/29/2013 11:32:21 AM PDT by DanMiller
That all depends on the meaning of "sex" "phony."
But I''m a GOOD little boy.
There is a procedure through which the Obama Scandals can be deemed to be phony regardless of the facts. Consider the procedural device attempted to be used to "deem" ObamaCare to have been passed by the House without voting on it. Hence, anyone prepared to deem something false to be true or vice versa can easily deem any or all of the Obama Scandals phony.
There are also other useful ploys. Some common definitions and synonyms for "phony" are provided at the link. In a bipartisan effort to be fair -- in a common sense way to President Obama -- here are a few additional definitions under which any Obama Scandal can be rationalized as phony.
♥ Since everything reported by His Legitimate Media is intended to glorify Him, anything that fails to do so must have come from a rogue (illegitimate) source and is, therefore, phony.
♥ Scandal reports may not be untrue per se, but they are not scandals because that's the way stuff is meant to happen because elections are meant have consequences.
♥ Some unpleasant facts have to be concealed for political national security reasons or to prevent even one small child from being frightened. It is not scandalous to conceal any information that might harm any of them. Indeed, it would be scandalous to reveal it.
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Any small child could be frightened by a man with a shredded leg and any Obama Scandal could make it more difficult for Him to achieve His legacy. There have been no Obama Scandals and even if there had been, what difference does Benghazi (or anything else) make now -- almost a year later?
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♥ Private scandals are pushed only by right wing conspiracy terrorists theorists and are, therefore, phony. President Obama has been hounded by vast right-wing conspiracies since before He assumed office. Therefore, anyone who claims that any of His scandals are real is, ipsi dixit (also known as the "bare assertion fallacy"), a pusher of a vast right-wing conspiracy theory and hence a liar. Precipitated by distrust of Government, all right-wing conspiracy theories are also wicked and phony for that additional reason as well.
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♥ We must move forward, not backward, in considering alleged scandals. Whatever difference they may once have made, they make no difference now and are, therefore, now phony.
♥ Any useful crisis (e.g., immediate needs for comprehensive legislation to implement more gun control, more health control, more free stuff, immigration reform and to end the scourge of climate change) preempts any perceived scandal, rendering it phony. If useful, more crises can be created and no useful crisis that President Obama et al claim is real can be preempted or even disputed.
Please, Great One, tell how climate change endangers unicorns.
During his NBC Tonight Show monologue, the host [Jay Leno] said, "In his speech about the economy, President Obama said we've all been distracted by phony scandals, and it's time we started getting distracted by the phony recovery." [Insert added.]
That's a useful (and hence valid) pivot for our divot maker in chief. Besides, the United States, like Europe, is a developing country and it's all part of His strategy to push His current domestic agenda while simultaneously improving relations with Europe.
A key part of the Obama strategy in the coming months will be to paint austerity measures in Europe as a failure, arguing that Congressional Republicans want the same approach in America.
♥ President Obama's alleged scandals are transparent and hence are phony because only Libruls could be deceived by them and even they should know better.
Rich Baehr PJ Media has this to say:
Obama’s recent talks have referred to what he calls “phony scandals,” which are allegedly distracting Congress from its real work — to pass the president’s agenda. Jay Carney, the president’s press secretary and loyal hack, had introduced this language before Obama repeated it. A few months ago, the president argued that the IRS’s targeting of tea party groups and the Justice Department’s tracking of reporters were serious issues that needed to be investigated. Now that the IRS scandal is getting perilously close to the White House (was the IRS targeting a directive from Obama, rather than the agency making policy after following the gist of Obama’s political speeches?), a pivot away from “phony scandals” may have seemed necessary, even with the mainstream press having largely dropped the scandal stories in favor of the race baiting that has taken over since the George Zimmerman verdict.Distractions are necessary for President Obama to achieve the legacy He
And now a few words from Sarah Palin:
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The NSA wiretapping scandal was “Phone-y” for Sure!!! Because “Phones” were involved.....
There is NO security, privacy or protection anymore from the US Federal Government.
The US Federal Government is now equivalent to Hitler’s Gestapo.
The US Federal Government is now Public Enemy Number One.
All that you and I have ever transmitted on the internet has been recorded for posterity by the NSA to use against us in any manner that current corrupt, or future corrupt Federal politicians choose to do so.
As Breitbart warned us, “This is WAR!”
BTW, remember that the best indicator of a PHONY ADMINISTRATION is the number of its REAL SCANDALS.
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As long as the House RINOs keep 4+ year loser John Boehner as the most sorry Speaker of all time, Boehner will continue to be Obama’s bff (best friend forever).
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With the IRS in charge of Taxation and Obama’care,’ the wealth and health of the LEGAL citizens of the United States of America will become totally controlled by corrupt politicians at the Federal level, IOW, we will be a Communist State.
We need to create as much civil disobedience as legally possible, because our sorry Congressional RINOs will not Impeach Obama for violations of the US Constitution, Anti-Trust Laws, Cowardice in the face of the enemy, or Dereliction of Duty.
Commie Obama will succeed ONLY if the RINO enablers allow him to do so.
Communist Tyrant B. Hussein Obama has no intention of allowing the US Congress to interfere with Obama’s selective implementation of the Anti-Trust violations of Obama’care.’
Those who vote to fund Obama’care’ are thus Communist enablers, pure and simple.
Commie Obama will use HIS Bureaus, HIS Executive Orders, and HIS Military to “preserve, protect and defend” his Commune-Style, Communist Obama’care’ in order to insure the complete financial destruction of The United States of America, and thus fulfill his first Inaugural vow to “Fundamentally change the United States of America.”
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As stated by B. Hussein Obama in the last month of the 2012 National Election, the main reason voters should vote for Obama was for “REVENGE!” [ Emphasis was his. ]
Hence, we are not surprised by Obama’s Communist-based malice towards us.
The gullible Liberal Agenda Media, RINOs and Democrats will discuss Obama’s Smokescreens, ignore the scandals, and thus promote the Communist goals of Obama, Holder, Axelrod and Jarrett.
Remember 50+ years ago when a DEMOCRAT said: ‘”ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU? ASK RATHER, WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY?!”
Who today, save the heroic in the US Military, can honestly identify with the above credo, long ago discarded by “both” political parties?
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Partial State Control is Socialism.
Those who enable Socialism are Socialist enablers.
Total State Control is Communism.
Those who enable Communism are Communist enablers.
Control of the health and wealth of America by the IRS is Communism.
Those sorry House and Senators who vote to fund Obama’care’ are Communist enablers.
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Reeling from his over 4 year failure to achieve his stated goal of “Fundamentally changing the United States of America,” Communist Tyrant B. Hussein Obama has embarked on another expensive road trip to try to sell his Commune-Style power grab of 1/6 th of the US economy by promoting the idea that increased Federal debt is the best way of salvation for the over-taxed Middle Class.
The problem is not with loyal Communist Obama, as he is just doing what his Communist trainers have taught him to do.
The problem lies with the sorry House RINOs who keep John Boehner on as their useless, Commie Obama enabler Speaker.
Nothing is going to help Commie Obama more than to keep John Boehner on as Speaker of the House.
Boehner has repeatedly stated his baseless fear that “If the Republicians stand up and oppose Obama we might be blamed by the Liberals for __________________ (fill in the blank).”
It is time for the House RINOs to step up to the plate and fight FOR The Republic, and not wallow in the baseless fears of losing the fake prasie of Liberals when a “Bi-Partisan Cave-In” is finally agreed to.
The reality is that WE would cheer “Shutting down the Government,” and it’s ‘non-essential’ Federal expenditures, or “playing politics” with Commie Obama’s “phony scandals” such as the Obama coverup of the Benghazi Massacre, or the NSA, or IRS, etc., etc., etc.
Rather than taking the fight TO the enemy, in this case the inexorable attempt to turn our Republic into a Communist State, Boehner has consistently shown that he is not a fighter by running away FROM the enemy.
It is time during Commie Obama’s con-artist tour of the remaining Liberal bastions in America for us to demand from our sorry House RINOs that they depose scardy-cat Boehner as Speaker, and install a FIGHTER worthy of our trust in his/her record of defeating Communist Con-Artists such as B. Hussein Obama.
What say all of you?
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