Weiner Has Been Stuffing Mailboxes With Fliers, Promises He's "Not Sticking It All the Way In"

Village Voice ^ | August 12, 2013

[SMGFan]

Could someone get this reporter at the New York Post a medal? Her item about Weiner's latest non-scandal wielded penis puns with the art of a true master.

The story: Anthony Weiner was stuffing mailboxes with fliers in Astoria, Queens, when it was pointed out that doing so might violate postal laws. Campaign spokeswoman Barbara Morgan's response? "I think that if it's not all the way in, it's OK.''

The Post's rejoinder? "There's no reference to how far nonstamped mail can permissibly penetrate." Zzzzzzzziiing.

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[rockrr]

I’m sure with Anthony it only goes in a little ways...

[Army Air Corps]

“Weiner stuffs boxes” - the headlines and jokes write themselves with this guy.

[musicman]

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[JoeFromSidney]

With Weiner, the jokes practically write themselves.

[Bushbacker1]

Why stick it all the way in, when a little Weiner will do...

[Big Giant Head]

The story: Anthony Weiner was stuffing mailboxes with fliers in Astoria, Queens, when it was pointed out that doing so might violate postal laws. Campaign spokeswoman Barbara Morgan's response? "I think that if it's not all the way in, it's OK.''

.... and he's hired himself an idiot. Who, in this day and age, doesn't know that it's not permissible to be opening someone else's mailbox? He's not paying for postage, thus ripping off the business of the USPS. If he were doing this on my route, his office would have a complete stack of flyers, picked up by me, returned to the Post Master, and charged postage for each and every one. Much like has happened several times on my route. Always a Democrat candidate doing this.

Slapping my forehead....

Oh, wait. He's a Democrat, so it's okay that he violate Federal Postal rules and regs.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Weiner needs to clean up his act.

[umgud]

Jennifer Flowers said Bubba was hung like a hamster.

[mikrofon]

"There's no reference to how far nonstamped mail can permissibly penetrate."

One needs to be circums_pect with regard to these posts...

[faithhopecharity]

Teeny Weeny in NYC is almost (not quite) enough to get me to swear off Costco hot dogs

(gawd what a level American political discourse is at these days)

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, that's only the second of the Three greatest lies in the world according to David Alan Coe, the first was that "This will only hurt for a little while".

[CaptainK]

The jokes and the headlines.

[M-cubed]

Bottom Line:

This guy couldn't hold any job in the private sector, not even at Mickey D's!...I'm serious!!!

I'd rate him right up there with Hank “Guam will Sink” Johnson.......Democratic White Affirmative Action!

[Rio]

So the question is:
How much male penetration does it take to be illegal?

[Rio]

sorry. male = MAIL

[RetiredTexasVet]

Go Weiner, they’ll never miss Bloomberg if they get the “Big Wienie” .... you’re what makes the Progressives progressive.

[tumblindice]

Is he putting the materials in plastic wrappers secured with rubber bands?

[Uncle Chip]

He's "Not Sticking It All the Way In"

Then what happens if the recipient doesn't take it all the way out?

[luvbach1]

It’s time for Weiner to withdraw...from the Mayoral race.

[wonkowasright]

How do we make sure this guy runs for president in the Democrat primary next time ?

[jmacusa]

Putting unsolicited mail/and/or political pamphlets in a private residential mailbox is a violation of the law.