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Posted on 08/12/2013 5:58:01 PM PDT by SMGFan
Could someone get this reporter at the New York Post a medal? Her item about Weiner's latest non-scandal wielded penis puns with the art of a true master.
The story: Anthony Weiner was stuffing mailboxes with fliers in Astoria, Queens, when it was pointed out that doing so might violate postal laws. Campaign spokeswoman Barbara Morgan's response? "I think that if it's not all the way in, it's OK.''
The Post's rejoinder? "There's no reference to how far nonstamped mail can permissibly penetrate." Zzzzzzzziiing.
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I’m sure with Anthony it only goes in a little ways...
“Weiner stuffs boxes” - the headlines and jokes write themselves with this guy.
Why stick it all the way in, when a little Weiner will do...
.... and he's hired himself an idiot. Who, in this day and age, doesn't know that it's not permissible to be opening someone else's mailbox? He's not paying for postage, thus ripping off the business of the USPS. If he were doing this on my route, his office would have a complete stack of flyers, picked up by me, returned to the Post Master, and charged postage for each and every one. Much like has happened several times on my route. Always a Democrat candidate doing this.
Slapping my forehead....
Oh, wait. He's a Democrat, so it's okay that he violate Federal Postal rules and regs.
Jennifer Flowers said Bubba was hung like a hamster.
One needs to be circums_pect with regard to these posts...
Teeny Weeny in NYC is almost (not quite) enough to get me to swear off Costco hot dogs
(gawd what a level American political discourse is at these days)
The jokes and the headlines.
This guy couldn't hold any job in the private sector, not even at Mickey D's!...I'm serious!!!
I'd rate him right up there with Hank “Guam will Sink” Johnson.......Democratic White Affirmative Action!
So the question is:
How much male penetration does it take to be illegal?
sorry. male = MAIL
Go Weiner, they’ll never miss Bloomberg if they get the “Big Wienie” .... you’re what makes the Progressives progressive.
Is he putting the materials in plastic wrappers secured with rubber bands?
Then what happens if the recipient doesn't take it all the way out?
It’s time for Weiner to withdraw...from the Mayoral race.
How do we make sure this guy runs for president in the Democrat primary next time ?
Putting unsolicited mail/and/or political pamphlets in a private residential mailbox is a violation of the law.
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