Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 09-10-13 (Pitt Calls Obama Syria Speech Incoherent)
Posted on 09/10/2013 8:27:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
DUmmieland's expert on incoherence has declared Obama's Syria speech to be incoherent. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has weighed in and declared Barack Obama's speech on Syria to be incoherent as you can see in his thread, That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly. For once, Mama Raven, can relax because I won't be slamming Sonny Boy this time around since he is correct in his analysis. You know what they say about a broken clock being right twice a day. Anyway, Pitt was quite disappointed in Obama's speech as you can see. So let us now watch Pitt slam Obama's incoherence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if John F. Kerry will be mad if Albert Brooks steals his Nobel Peace Prize from him, is in the [barackets]:
That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly.
[He sounded like you after you had a few at Bukowski's.]
That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly
[You ever read Pied Piper Pitt Performs Endless "Penitence" At DUmmie Canossa? ]
The rub: Gas sucks, dead children are terrible, so I want to attack, but we're working on a diplomatic solution, yet if you're on the right and love the military, or if you're on the left and love human rights, you totally have to look at the dead kids on YouTube and get behind me on attacking Syria even though I've asked Congress to suspend the vote and we're pursuing diplomacy so there won't be an attack, or something.
[The rub: You just might be forced to perform one of your infamous self-recantations again.]
Gobldeygook. Tell me I'm wrong.
[I'll leave that up to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery which follows.....]
One can't be too bothered by those troubled by the speech, they always expect the worst. So many failed predictions by Obama detractors it's hard to take them seriously.
[No credit to Albert Brooks for proposing the peace plan on Twitter while John F. Kerry merely stumbled into it, then disavowed it, before pretending he meant it all along.]
Obama has held the morally consistent and correct position the entire time.
[Enjoying the Kool-Aid?]
That it went right over the head of the OP is understandable, but regrettable. He did something pretty earth-shaking there.
[Are you casting aspersions upon OP Pitt?]
Not only was it incoherent, I had the impression that the President knew it. It was a turd-polishing attempt to appear on top of what's happening.
[Incoherent and proud of it.]
Are we applying pressure by threatening the imminent use of military force or are we backing off the threat of force in order to give diplomacy a chance? The President seemed to be trying to have it both ways in this speech.
[I am still trying to figure out just WHEN Congress is supposed to vote on this. Next week? Next month? Next year?]
I dont think he even really neede to give the speech..unless we were bombing tomorrow. It was pretty vague and since they are going to try the diplomatic route the speech seemed kinda awkward. and No, I'm not going to watch all the videos. Sure kids died, but kids will just as sure die in any war, or strike, or conflict... Nothing was really accomplished by talking for a few minutes to the US tonight. No news broke, nothing was determined.
[A Jerry Seinfeld speech. About nothing.]
you are wrong. I'll tell you now instead of you waiting for 24 business hours.
[OUCH!!! You will NEVER forget. Hee! Hee!]
He doesn't have a clue. He's been all over the place, and now he's twisting himself in knots trying to reconcile the resulting contradictions.
[It's all part of his masterful three dimensional chess plan that mere mortals are unable to see.]D
It was a pathetic speech.
It was a pathetic speech.
Pitt makes sense?
that happens a lot with 100 revisions
Only made the top ten because everybody else is partying over on the CO recall thread.
24 business hours.
Anybody know how the speech did on Chrissy Matthews’ Tingle Meter?
A livid moment at Bukowskis.
Obama is trying to find a way to vote “Present” like he did so many times in the Illinois legislature.
Looks like they are confused.
Syria must be participating in these goings-on between our ditherer-in-chief on one hand and Putin the Mighty Mite on the other something being in a tennis match, with them being the ball.
I’ve never seen such Keystone Kops hijinx!...and not nearly as effective! LOL!
Well done PJ.
Well, glad I had to work last night. I had to sit through a 2 hour board of directors' meeting that lasted until 9 PM central.
129 Times to be exact, Barry's the Vacillator-In-Chief.
Mr. President, if we’ve lost Pitt, we’ve lost the war.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Pitt is more of a drunken clock so he’s right maybe once a month.
“Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.”
We couldn’t bring ourselves to watch. Looks like we missed nothing. I’m to the point where I can’t stand to hear Obama’s voice and I can’t stand to see him on TV. We change the channel or mute the TV.
They didn’t call this “Pitt” guy “Racist?”