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Gun Control Pols Ousted in Recall Election
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Sep 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/14/2013 12:35:23 PM PDT by John Semmens

Last Tuesday, voters in Colorado ousted Colorado Senate President John Morse (D-Colorado Springs) and state Senator Angela Giron (D-Pueblo) from their seats in the State Legislature. Both were prominent gun control advocates. While Morse took his defeat with some degree of grace, Giron cried “foul.”

As Giron sees it, her 56-44 percent trouncing was the result of “voter suppression.” “Thanks to the generosity of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg we outspent the other side by a seven-to-one ratio,” Giron recounted. “How could this not have been a decisive edge? The only logical conclusion is they cheated.”

“The need to control guns is a national issue, not a state issue,” Giron said. “Yet, non-Coloradans were routinely denied the right to cast ballots on my behalf. On top of this, people who felt strongly on this issue were prevented from voting more than once. This negates the impact of enthusiasm and commitment that has become a vital component of modern voting procedure in venues as widespread as professional sports and reality TV.”

Democratic National Committee Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, seconded Giron’s assessment calling it “voter suppression, pure and simple. It’s part of a disturbing trend we’re seeing rear its ugly head around the nation—demands that voters show ID, excessive scrutiny of voter registration rolls, and undo suspicion of boxes of mail-in ballots delivered by political action committees. These heinous tactics constitute a severe threat to progressive values succeeding in elections at all levels.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/09/14/dem-says-abortion-clinic-regs-too-stringent/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; elections; guns; satire

1 posted on 09/14/2013 12:35:23 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

:)


2 posted on 09/14/2013 12:38:46 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Debbie forgot to mention the increased scrutiny of voters who voted in alphabetical order.

We need to get voter id in all states. But it will take a long time.


3 posted on 09/14/2013 12:48:46 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: John Semmens

I regret to say but it is indeed getting harder and harder to separate your writings from those of ‘legitimate’ sources like AP, NBC, the Onion and Mad Magazine!

This is especially true when the ‘usual subjects’ are included; Debbie W-S, Nancy Botox, Harry Reedles, V.Plugs, Chuck Schmuck and their allies.


4 posted on 09/14/2013 12:49:03 PM PDT by SES1066 (To expect courteous government is insanity!)
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To: buffaloguy
Debbie forgot to mention the increased scrutiny of voters who voted in alphabetical order.

Simple explanation, that is order in which they got on the SEIU bus in Albuquerque! Makes it easier to mark the pay stubs.

5 posted on 09/14/2013 12:52:05 PM PDT by SES1066 (To expect courteous government is insanity!)
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To: SES1066

LOL! You may have solved the riddle.


6 posted on 09/14/2013 12:57:52 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: John Semmens

We need very simple mandatory voter ID and anyone who shows up to vote without one should not only be stopped but should be investigated to find out if they are really who they say they are. If it is determined that they were attempting voter fraud they should go to prison as a felon.


7 posted on 09/14/2013 12:58:39 PM PDT by oldenuff2no
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To: John Semmens

And by the way Debbie,

Will you please brush your hair. Please. It’s a mess.

Mom


8 posted on 09/14/2013 1:18:08 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: buffaloguy

Video pol watchers....helped


9 posted on 09/14/2013 2:46:01 PM PDT by Therapsid (Communism has killed 50-60 Million people in only 50 yrs.)
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To: John Semmens
Thanks to the generosity of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg we outspent the other side by a seven-to-one ratio,” Giron recounted. “How could this not have been a decisive edge? The only logical conclusion is they cheated.”’

The voters of Colorado aren’t stupid like the low value/info voters on the left. The voters on the right actually check the facts and don’t believe everything they hear. True conservatives rights, principals and values are not for sale, unlike the unions, welfare queens and pro-abortion lovers...
10 posted on 09/14/2013 4:10:54 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness.)
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