Skip to comments.Anyone Can be a Journalist
Posted on 09/19/2013 5:41:28 PM PDT by Chris Shugart Uncommon Sense
I've just developed something I call the News Media Algorithm Template. It's a synthesis of the news reporting process that eliminates the need to read, listen, or watch any news report ever again. Just follow the flow chart and the story virtually writes itself. This is the first in a series of generic news subjects that will allow you to be the MSM journalist you always knew you could be. More to follow.
The standard formulaic leftist diatribe.
Let me just save these “journalists some time. Next occasion you have for writing one of these hand-wringing boo-hoo stories about deportations, just use the following template:
D) Jesus Christo
B) babysitting her dozen helpless children
C) discovering a cure for cancer
D) roving hordes
A) the INS
B) government hit squads
show up at the
A) tiny but impeccable bungalow
B) business gates
C) lettuce patch
and haul away the terrified
A) mother of nine
B) hardworking man who was merely searching for a better life
A) gasps of horror
B) howls of outrage
C) beatific calls for forgiveness for “they know not what they do”.
Where did you get this?
It’s been floating around out there for years...I don’t remember where I saw it first.
Could have been on FR or as a comment someplace else, heck it could have even been you... it has to have been 7 years maybe more since I first saw it.
Lol! Yes, it was a comment I made on a thread years ago. It was kind of a shock to see it resurface after so long.
It is a great riff, and seemed to fit well with the thread originator’s thesis about journalists.
Ahead of the curve...
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