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DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/07/2013 5:09:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12)

Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil Rethuglicans. And so King Obama has chosen to close public access to our National Parks and National Monuments. This may backfire in his face, but Boy President is throwing a little temper tantrum, and he wants ordinary Americans to suffer.

The DUmmies are down with what Our President is doing, as per usual. They too want to blame the Rethugs, and they don't care who it inconveniences--as long as they themselves are not inconvenienced. Just witness this THREAD, "Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?"

But before we get to the DUmmies, it's time to have King Obama sing us a song! Click the music link and sing along:

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND
Tune: "This Land Is Your Land"
As sung by King Obama

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go driving an interstate highway
And see an orange cone, you'll do it my way
You will obey me and not go forward
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

You'll want to travel and go to Mount Rushmore
But at Rapid City, you won't go much more
Guards will surround you, their voices sounding:
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you oppose me, I'll make you suffer
Come near memorials, I'll put up a buffer
I am Obama, I am your land lord
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go looking, you'll see a sign there
And on the sign it says: "There's No Trespassing"
And on the other side: "No Looking or Nothing!"
Both sides were made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

At the Redwood Forest, in the land of the Canyons
By the Gulfstream Waters, you'll see my minions
As they stand there guarding, you'll stand there wond'ring:
Is this land safe for me to see?

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

No one can stop me, my mind is made up
As I go putting my Barrycades up
Nobody living can make me give your land back
This land's not made for you to see

New voices:

But King Obama, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

This land ain't your land, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

So with that, let us now go to the DUmmies. Fortunately for us, DUmmieland National Park is NOT closed. Their comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:

Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?

[Just because you can get in doesn't mean you'll get out.]

I mean, will they block off the roads?

[Yes. It's all for your safety, though. Lord Obama will protect you from those eeevil Rethuglicans who are to blame for everything bad in the world.]

Thinking of taking a drive to Bryce Canyon this weekend. . . .

[Bryce yourself for a shock.]

Trailheads are always open. . . .

[The feds need their target practice.]

No: Day use visitors will be instructed to leave the park immediately as part of Phase 1 closures.

[Phasers will be set on "Stun."]

we are not permitted to be there. . . .

[King Obama says so. But one day, perhaps, Dear Leader will be gracious and let us back in.]

gates will be closed and people arriving turned away. If you're already there, you get 48 hours to leave.

[Or 24 business hours, whichever comes first.]

I do wonder if they're going to scour the backcountry as well. . . .

[Release the hounds!]

What about roads through parks?

[Landmines.]

The Arizona memorial in Pearl Harbor is closed. . . .

[By a dolt who will live in infamy.]

Yellowstone is blocked. . . .

[And Yogi Bear has been evicted from Jellystone.]

Mt. Rushmore is closed.

[This poor woman tried to get in, and they chased her halfway up to the mountain:]

Here in Philly, people are still walking past Hall and the Bell, but can't get in.

[Philadelphia Freedom.]

What You Can and Can't Do During the Government Shutdown

[What you can do: Blame Rethuglicans. What you can't do: Criticize Dear Leader.]

Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! You know, the Hope and Change Mental Rehabilitation Centers are still OPEN.]

Anyone near Rocky Mountain National Park?

[Not anymore!]

some of the longer trails in Bryce begin outside the park entrance...I wonder if people would be found getting in that way...and I wonder how well staffed the place is to be able to patrol that.

[Well staffed. Don't try it. There is no staff to keep the park open. All of the staff is being used to keep people out. Go figure.]

You can go in, but if you fall and break your ankle, it'll be a long, lonely crawl.

[And if a ranger finds you, he'll kneecap you, just to teach you a lesson.]

Nonsense. I'm sure there would be a wolf or bear to stave off the loneliness.

[WEAR THE BEAR!]

Parks Closed, Moose out front should have told you.

"No you can't!"

Avert you eyes, no unauthorized wildlife viewing allowed !

[And then there was this guy, who tried to get a glimpse of Mount Rushmore:]

"I TOLD you: Do NOT look at the mountain!"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barrycades; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; nationalparks; obama; shutdown

1 posted on 10/07/2013 5:09:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/07/2013 5:11:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Not a lot of support for their messiah?
Numero uno!


3 posted on 10/07/2013 5:11:55 PM PDT by bray (Coming Jan 2014: The Republic of Texas 2022)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"http://www.taschen.com/media/images/480/default_hitchcock_exc_05_0706251444_id_57486.jpg"

I liked the old "lodge".

4 posted on 10/07/2013 5:12:13 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Charles Henrickson

I liked the old "lodge".

5 posted on 10/07/2013 5:12:43 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


6 posted on 10/07/2013 5:14:23 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Keep the parks open but shut down the restrooms


7 posted on 10/07/2013 5:15:52 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for this thread. I had one hell of a day at work and really needed something to make me laugh and cheer me up. The morons in this country are getting stupider by the day.


8 posted on 10/07/2013 5:17:02 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The DemocRAT Pahtay! Spending our grandchildren's future, today!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Top 10!


9 posted on 10/07/2013 5:26:17 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: Charles Henrickson

#10


10 posted on 10/07/2013 5:35:00 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Oh, you mean democrats aren’t allowed either?!”

This sucks!


11 posted on 10/07/2013 5:35:41 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Seriously:

There have been many shutdowns in the past.

Never has any administration closed off access of the American public from its treasures.

This administration will go down in history as the Tantrum Administration.


12 posted on 10/07/2013 5:39:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Now, if you would turn your songwriting skills toward Wendy Davis...


13 posted on 10/07/2013 5:40:39 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Somehow I really expect something like that so people can’t hover in helicopters and sneak a peek! :)

No Kewpie dolls for this crew!


14 posted on 10/07/2013 5:45:25 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: Army Air Corps; Charles Henrickson

That would be epic....

Maybe a take on Blue Suede Shoes, called Pink Tennis Shoes.

LOL!


15 posted on 10/07/2013 5:48:05 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: LUV W

Or a play on “Everyone Knows It’s Wendy.”


16 posted on 10/07/2013 5:50:15 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You can go in, but if you fall and break your ankle, it'll be a long, lonely crawl.

[And if a ranger finds you, he'll kneecap you, just to teach you a lesson.]

Just hope you don't get lost. They will find a pile of bones and a few scraps of clothing after the shut down.

17 posted on 10/07/2013 5:50:56 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Army Air Corps; LUV W

Yes, AAC, I got your request the other day, and I think you’ve got a good idea. Just haven’t gotten to it yet. Patience.


18 posted on 10/07/2013 5:52:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Army Air Corps

*tapping tiny foot*

Just kidding...I know you’ll do her proud. LOL!


19 posted on 10/07/2013 6:00:57 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No worries. Besides, I figured that you get a ton of FReepmail and that it would take a while before you saw it.


20 posted on 10/07/2013 6:01:01 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Seems it's spontaneous thing, from an email:

This Land Is My Land
by Barack Hussein Obama

Words and Music by William Ayers

This land is my land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island
From the red wood forests to the Gulf Stream waters
This land is closed because of me.

I closed memorials to World War veterans
And put up barricades across our parklands
I told my minions to make you suffer
This land is closed because of me.

As I was shutting the Mount Rushmore highways
I saw above me restricted airspace
I saw below me, off-limits canyons
This land is closed because of me.

I rode my tour bus and I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side is closed to you by me.

When the sun came shining, then I went golfing,
I took my putter and the ball went rolling,
It was a swell day at Andrews Air Force,
That base was kept open for me.

I've lied and cheated, and followed commies
I've demonized those evil 'Pubbies
My neighbors dabble in domestic terror
This land's transformed because of me.

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that fascist highway;
Nobody living can make me turn back
This land was made to rule by me.

21 posted on 10/07/2013 6:01:06 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Army Air Corps; Charles Henrickson
Now, if you would turn your songwriting skills toward Wendy Davis...

KLBJ, the local talk radio station in Austin played her first campaign commercial today. She can't even pronounce the state name. She was saying Taxes. The people of Taxes, the farmers of Taxes, etc.

She even has her daughter in the clip. They are NOT ready for prime time. Too bad Ted Cruz isn't running against her.

22 posted on 10/07/2013 6:02:21 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. She is more of a lightweight than I thought she was.


23 posted on 10/07/2013 6:07:51 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps; Arrowhead1952

There was an article on RealClearPolitics yesterday by a British moonbat lamenting the Dems fascination w W. Davis. He thinks there’s no real chance she can win, but that Dems will waste resources on her they should be expending elsewhere:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/05/wendy-davis-texas-governor-race


24 posted on 10/07/2013 6:26:20 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson
"From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see"

Hey now, bitter clingers he said?
Harrumph!

25 posted on 10/07/2013 6:44:46 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (R.I P. my old FRiend and neighbor Blackie Owens. Be ever vigilant!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Houston has a black man running against our lesbian mayor in our next primary. There has been some devastating TV spots against him. Apparently he didn't pay his taxes on time and his comment about it was something like ‘that's the way I do things”.

I was only listening with one ear and I caught the meaning if not the exact words. How anyone even a democrat could support this guy is beyond my imagination.

26 posted on 10/07/2013 7:35:51 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

He should be a lock then!


27 posted on 10/08/2013 3:08:37 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: Ditter
Apparently he didn't pay his taxes on time ....

How anyone even a democrat could support this guy is beyond my imagination.

Did he have Charlie Rangel as his mentor? Dims will vote for him just like they do for the likes of Queen Sheila, Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson, etc.

28 posted on 10/08/2013 5:05:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

How much money is it costing to put up these barricades and patrol the areas to keep people out?


29 posted on 10/08/2013 5:55:14 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

I've seen reports that the govvies are doing just that around places like Mt. Rushmore - telling drivers they can't stop on the roadside.

30 posted on 10/08/2013 6:29:01 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And the sign said, “Tea Party freaky people.....need not apply.....”


31 posted on 10/08/2013 7:01:51 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

32 posted on 10/08/2013 7:08:36 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

33 posted on 10/08/2013 7:09:02 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Just wait until we can withold medical care to punish the pleebs next time!”


34 posted on 10/08/2013 7:56:21 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

“She was saying Taxes.”

To a Dem, everything is taxes! Tax this, tax that and eventually you are mired in the state of taxes!


35 posted on 10/08/2013 7:58:28 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"I TOLD you: Do NOT look at the mountain!"

ROFL

36 posted on 10/08/2013 9:41:09 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
What You Can and Can't Do During the Government Shutdown


37 posted on 10/08/2013 10:32:39 AM PDT by mikrofon (Propaganda Piece)
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To: CSM

Well, I just heard Lisa Fritsch just jumped into the race on local radio today. If she runs as an (I), abortion Barbie may just win.


38 posted on 10/08/2013 10:54:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is a bit OT but I hope everybody views the video of Kathleen Sibelius' DISASTROUS interview about ObamaCare last night on the Daily Show. So just how bad did it go for Sibelius? So bad that later Stewart accused her of LYING as you can see HERE.
39 posted on 10/08/2013 11:30:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson; All

“Generally, dereliction of duty refers to failure through negligence or obstinacy to perform one’s legal or moral duty to a reasonable expectation. In other words, it means willful or negligent failure to perform assigned duties or performing them in a culpably inefficient manner. Dereliction of duty is a specific offense in military law. “ (Quote from USLegal.com).

Dereliction of duty is an Impeachable Offense, as stipulated in the US Constitution. Dereliction of duty is also a US Military offense subject to a Courts Martial.

Will our sorry Congressional RINOs do their usual kid gloves, “boys will be boys” approach to Obama’s numerous violations of the US Constitution, or will they FINALLY draw up The Articles of Impeachment for B. Hussein Obama?


40 posted on 10/09/2013 8:16:34 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Marxist Obama'care' Insurance violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: kevkrom
I've seen reports that the govvies are doing just that around places like Mt. Rushmore - telling drivers they can't stop on the roadside.

Didn't that happen iun the Devil's Tower movie - Close Encounters of the Federal Kind?

41 posted on 10/10/2013 10:42:35 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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