I'm very skilled and highly-regarded in my field. I also possess (the lowest level) government clearance. I would be HAPPY to help them unravel it.
....uh, but because it goes against my ideological ethos, I will need to charge five times normal rate. One portion will go to the Tea Party, one portion to Ted Cruz's campaign, one portion to the NRA, and one portion to various (genuine) charities.
Set up the interview.
Get in line behind me. I’m already waiting for the contracts to start appearing. I’ve held a 5c/Interim 6c clearance for work I did with the Dept of Ed, and I specialize in Information Assurance, which ties nicely into the problems that McAfee pointed out the other day. Between this mess, the general “electronic medical records” mandate, the scare that this admin has put into companies who store info or apps in “the cloud”, and Google’s claim that they basically own anything anyone puts into their system, there ought to be a LOT of security remediation work coming down the pike in the next couple of years.
Assuming the whole thing doesn’t come crashing down around our ears, that is.