Skip to comments.Kerry Commits Another Gaffe [Satire]
Posted on 10/08/2013 4:29:46 PM PDT by WXRGina
BALI, Indonesia (BHN) - U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was caught in another embarrassing gaffe Tuesday, as he joined international leaders at an Asian economic summit.
Taking the tradition of dressing in Oriental fashion for the summit perhaps a little too far, Kerry appeared squinting his eyes and wearing fake buck teeth and thick glasses. Several Asian leaders were noticeably offended at Kerry's repeatedly saying, "Me no speak Engrish," and "Me ruv you rong time."
White House spokesman Jay Carney apologized for Kerry's performance, saying he misunderstood the theme.
Since taking the position, Kerry has committed a series of gaffes, including inadvertently guaranteeing the continued regime of Syria's Bashar Assad.
Sec. of State Kerry: "Me ruv you rong time."
Kerry goes to a masquerade as Alan Greenspan in Andrea’s dress.
AIEEEEEE!!! The horror!
That makes it unbelievable. Carney would never apologize. Carney would deny Kerry dressed up and in fact dressing up was taken by our Asian friends as a great honor.
Then there’s that...
Kerry has seen one too many Jerry Lewis movies.