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‘Journalist’ Urges Wall Street to Aid President
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Oct 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/15/2013 12:05:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

Political Director of ABC News, Rick Klein, pleaded with Wall Street financiers to “manipulate the markets on behalf of President Obama’s efforts to stand against GOP resistance.”

“Government spending is what’s been lining their pockets for generations,” Klein observed. “How can they sit by and allow upstarts like Senator Cruz to interfere? They’ve got to use their financial power to provoke a major slide in stock prices. Sure, they might have to take some temporary losses, but they should consider it an investment that will ensure that government cash continues to flow to them in the future.”

Klein noted that “President Obama is doing his part to inflict real pain on tourists and vets. It’s time for the guys with the big bucks to inflict some pain on individual investors, to make people fret about their mutual funds and pensions. The more widespread the suffering, the more pressure these average Americans will put on their Congressional representatives to yield to the President’s demands.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/10/12/journalisturges-wall-street-to-aid-president/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bias; media; obama; satire


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1 posted on 10/15/2013 12:05:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, ‘twasn’t satire.

Even the quotes around “journalist” were 100% correct.

The only profession even lower in regard (and intellect) than politics is journalism.

Even slime molds consider both to be inferior.


2 posted on 10/15/2013 12:09:55 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Journalist just don’t get it. If they are part of King Obama taking over America the market will be eliminated and all monies will be confiscated by the King Obama dictatorship.


3 posted on 10/15/2013 12:13:50 PM PDT by Logical me
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To: John Semmens

Just get rid of the disaster, Obamacare, and you can have your government back, Klein. Here’ what you don’t get. Everyone except the benefactors who’ve exempted themselves from the plan DON’T want it. The costs are MUCH higher than they told us it would be plus we’re getting less coverage becuse of the higher deductibles. Even some educated professionals took the time time to READ WHAT’S IN IT and there’s a whole lot they didn’t tell us that no one in their right mind would agree to like giving up your constitutional rights and giving them unfettered access to all of your personal and financial information to distribute it to whoever they want. I can’t see a major security breach happening. Can you? Nah, didnt think so.

Of course, liberal progressives are not in their right mind so they still want it. Maybe the need to take the time to read what’s in it...


4 posted on 10/15/2013 12:36:11 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: jsanders2001

Just get rid of the disaster, Obamacare, and you can have your government back, Klein. Here’ what you don’t get. Everyone except the benefactors who’ve exempted themselves from the plan DON’T want it. The costs are MUCH higher than they told us it would be plus we’re getting less coverage and higher deductibles. Even some educated professionals took the time time to READ WHAT’S IN IT and there’s a whole lot they didn’t tell us that no one in their right mind would agree to like giving up your constitutional rights and giving them unfettered access to all of your personal and financial information to distribute it to whomever they want. I can’t see a major security breach happening. Can you? Nah, didnt think so.

Of course, liberal progressives are not in their right mind so they still want it. Maybe they need to take the time to read what’s in it...


5 posted on 10/15/2013 12:38:20 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens

Nope and you are a sick man, John.


6 posted on 10/15/2013 12:59:11 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: John Semmens

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 10/15/2013 1:18:02 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: John Semmens
And yet liberals,(usually liberal journalist themselves) insists that there is no such thing as “liberal media bias”.

Just as there's is no such thing as “The Mafia”.

At least when someone says that they have a gun pointed at their head by a big, olive complexioned fella with a bent nose...

8 posted on 10/15/2013 2:05:56 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: RedMonqey

You know you are living in “inresting times” as the Chinese put it, when one cannot tell satire from real events.


9 posted on 10/15/2013 2:09:42 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: Da Coyote
Wall street already has adied Obama.

"The president has raised more money from Wall Street through the Democratic National Committee and his campaign account than any politician in American history. "

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/67770.html#ixzz2gc61zy9L

10 posted on 10/15/2013 2:15:32 PM PDT by NoLibZone (The reason we are where we are today is the belief that posting on a website will fix the nation.)
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To: John Semmens

MAKE IT HURT! REVENGE!


11 posted on 10/15/2013 6:19:05 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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