Skip to comments.Confident President Opens Immigration Reform Push
Posted on 10/21/2013 11:38:46 AM PDT by John Semmens
Buoyed by his recently successful no negotiation negotiations with congressional Republicans, President Obama demanded that the long overdue and urgently imperative legalization of the millions of immigrants who entered our country through irregular processes must be undertaken.
The president insisted that I will not take no for an answer. An expeditious pathway to full citizenship is non-negotiable. Once Congress has enacted this pathway I will be happy to sit down with Republican leadership to work out the best procedures for implementing it. There is no good reason why the vast majority of these presently undocumented persons cannot be fully integrated into our society with the complete access to the same benefits of free education, health care, welfare, and voting that are available to every other citizen.
Obama warned Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kenticlu) and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) to not let the siren song of the Tea Party divert you from doing what you must to support this step forward for social justice. It cannot be stopped. If need be, I will, like President Lincoln did, issue an emancipation proclamation for these immigrants on my own authority.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) expressed his confidence that the GOPs failure to stop the implementation of the Affordable Care Act has taught McConnell and Boehner a stern lesson. Resistance is futile. They can cooperate to enact the necessary legislation in time for millions of these new citizens to cast their votes in the November 2014 elections or further blacken their reputation for racism and disloyalty.
In related news, a petition has been launched on the MoveOn.org website demanding the immediate arrest of Majority Leader Eric Cantor, Speaker of the House John Boehner and other decision-making House Republican leaders for the crimes of seditious conspiracy against the United States of America. As one signer put it, instead of helping the President these Tea Party guys went out of their way to oppose him. Unless we make an example of them now others will continue to try to disrupt his rule.
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On to the next cluster-frack.
He is looking for votes..
And what could possibly go wrong?
One thing is for certain, Obama needs millions of new amnestied illegal alien voters to offset the traditional Democrat voters who are going to bolt the party over ObamaCare
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