Skip to comments.Molsterman Report # 5: Analyzing Future Dem HOPEfuls
Posted on 10/27/2013 8:17:50 AM PDT by NOBO2012
NOTE: This is part of a continuing series of exclusive, clandestine, interviews with my mole (Deep Quote aka, Molsterman, secretly Little Mo to the MOTUS community) over at the Department of Justice.
I recently sat down again with Molsterman, who is still under deep cover at NSA, to talk about the 2016 Democratic hopefuls, and a little about the Healthcare.gov fiasco.
MOTUS: Thanks for coming over to give me your analysis of the potential Democratic Presidential nominees. Im also curious as to what youve unearthed for us regarding the Healthcare.gov fiasco.
Molsterman: Very funny. Now stop that! Youll blow my cover. And you know I cant talk about the Obamacare heist too sensitive right now, got to file it with the rest of the phony scandals for the time being. But I can tell you what I know about the Dems 2016 contenders.
MOTUS: Youre a long time Beltway operative, so Im sure your experience gives you some unique perspectives on the candidates.
Molsterman: Sure. Ive been in this game a long time, I might be tempted to say Ive seen it all, but theres always a twist. Something nobody could see coming. There arent any microphones or cameras in here are there?
MOTUS: No, Raj swept it clean just like you asked.
Molsterman: Ok. Raj is a good man, hed make a fine mole. Now, where was I?
MOTUS: You were
Molsterman: I know where I was, MOTUS; that was just a segue.
Molsterman: Thats cute. But I said, dont do it again.
MOTUS: Sorry, its just what I do; its just a reflex.
Molsterman: So who do you want me to start with?
MOTUS: Ok, lets start with the presumptive nominee and current poll leader, Hillary.
Molsterman: Presumptive nominee, where have I heard that before? Oh, yeah, 2008; Hillary, again. Didnt buy it last time, aint selling any better this time.
Shes got the Clinton name meaning, Bubbas on her team, so shes got that going for her. Thats about it. Shes got none of the Big Dogs charisma; Hills more like a snake charmer, without the charm.
Plus shes got Benghazi hangin over her like the sword of Damocles, and Biden among others would be happy to snip that hair. The enemies in her own camp are gonna wrap Benghazi around her like, well, Behghazi. That will be the only good thing coming out of the Donkeys primary: hanging Hillary with the deaths of those brave Americans she abandoned. Stick a fork in her.
MOTUS: Wow! Youre writing Hillary off?
Molsterman: Yep. The beast needs a sacrifice in order to put Benghazi behind them. Aint often that the sacrificial lamb is so deserving. Its all good.
MOTUS: Ok, lets talk about Joe Biden. What are his chances?
Molsterman: Bidens a moron and a clown. So Id say pretty good, normally. But it aint gonna help him in this fight. Hes the designated executioner; wrapping Hillary in Benghazi so it wont stain his boss in the history books. Hell take her out, but its a suicide mission.
They're just using him to clear the weeds for somebody else. He dont know that, but thats because hes a moron.
MOTUS: So you think the fix is in for somebody?
Molsterman: The fix is always in.
MOTUS: I know.
MOTUS: Who is it this time?
Molsterman: That would be too easy. You figure it out. Itll be good training.
MOTUS: Is it Lady M?
Molsterman: No. And dont ask me is it somebody again. I already said Im not sayin.
MOTUS: Ok, butt is it Lady M?
The first sleeveless President? WON hot mess after another?
Molsterman: I said, stop that. Theres some, not a lot, whod like to see her in the race. She aint jumping in. Got other plans. Wants the life. You know better than me: Hollywoods calling her name.
No, Big Chris, Im not running as second banana again. Butt thanks for asking.
I interrupt the Governor's Ball to bring you this important Oscar announcement!
MOTUS: Yeah, I just wanted to get your thoughts.
MOTUS: What about Elizabeth Warren?
Zero chance till she changes her name to something a little less WASP: Im thinking maybe Jeepster Cherokee.
MOTUS: So you dont think Sen. Warren has a chance?
MOTUS: What about Deval Patrick?
Molsterman: Now youre startin to use your CPU. Hes the Obama prototype. Might have been Obama if hed been Muslim. Had the right look, sound, smell and feel.
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.I mean, that's a storybook, man! Joe Biden
Molsterman: He just wasnt raised in the sleeper cell, if you know what Im sayin. Couldve been different for him if hed been schooled by FMD.
Molsterman: Frank Marshall Davis. Next.
MOTUS: What about Cory Booker?
Molsterman: Youre a smart girl, MOTUS; either that or youve been hanging with the Obama Team long enough to learn the ropes. Corey is Obama 2.0, only more gay.
Molsterman: Hes even got the Oprah support system workin for him.
Gayle King with Cory Booker: Oprahs rent-a-beard
Molsterman: Same guys are behind the curtain pulling his levers. Stanford, Yale, Rhodes scholar hes got all the right elite ed-creds.
Molsterman: And the hunger strike and tent thing back in 98 trued his down wid da struggle community organizer rap sheet. Everybody better keep a sharp eye on this one. If the guys behind the curtain can weed out and silence his Sinclairs before Hillary finds em, hes in like Flint.
MOTUS: In like who? Larry Flynt?
Molsterman: Shouldve known youre too young.
MOTUS: Oh! I should have checked my 60s module first.
Molsterman: Ill let that one slip, but your times up.
MOTUS: OK, butt can we talk about other potential candidates - some Republicans - another time?
Molsterman: If you play your cards right.
So far, all weve got are Queens!
MOTUS: Before you go, cant you tell me a little something about the Healthcare.gov fiasco?
Molsterman: I could, but Id have to kill you.
Molsterman: All I can tell you is that no-bid government contracts are always corrupt, dirty deals cut in back rooms to avoid the transparency of money being diverted into the hands of unqualified, incompetent contractors who then funnel a good chunk of change back to their government benefactors in order to insure the on-going viability of their sham organizations.
Molsterman: Its like Ikes military industrial complex only worse. Much worse.
Molsterman: Youre welcome. Now remember - we never met. The Healthcare.gov mess is simply a mis-miscommunication problem. Thats the official story, and if you know whats good for you, youll stick with it.
MOTUS: Oh. OK, Ive got it: we just misunderestimated the complexity of converting 1/6 of the American economy to a government bureaucracy. And apparently we misunderestimated our communication skills as well.
Molsterman: Now youre cookin with gas!
As always, h/t and apologies to the Ulsterman White House Insiders Report.
Previous Molsterman Reports can be found at the following links:
Molsterman Report #1: DOJs Fast and Furiously Expanding Scandal
The Molsterman Report #2: Checkmate
The Molsterman Report Volume III: Hints and Allegations
Molsterman #4: The nose knows
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Anyway, good article, thanks for posting.
Kind of wishful thinking. Hillary’s got the nomination sewed, unless she doesn’t run. And she’s making all the signs that she will.
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