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An answer for anyone who might be wondering why Biden has been absent for so long now...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 11-6-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 11/06/2013 4:10:12 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

The first I'd heard from him in a long time was when he called the wrong winner of last nights Boston mayoral race...clearly he's distracted with other things...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; book; satire

1 posted on 11/06/2013 4:10:12 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Just MIA cause he’s too stupid to find his way to the office?


2 posted on 11/06/2013 4:13:00 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Someone put him in a round room, and told him to pee in the corner?


3 posted on 11/06/2013 4:17:46 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Someone sat him in the corner and told him he could leave as soon as he could articulate a original thought?


4 posted on 11/06/2013 4:21:23 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Answer; Donate to Free Republic! LOL!

5 posted on 11/06/2013 4:25:32 PM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: RedMDer

My guess he was “drying out”.


6 posted on 11/06/2013 4:32:40 PM PST by DaveA37
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To: The Looking Spoon

probably on a 3 month drunk.
and it wouldn’t be the first time.


7 posted on 11/06/2013 4:39:16 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) ( Hey Rubio, eat pooh pal))
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To: The Looking Spoon

Last week on FR someone posted a thread about dressing up as different politicians and passing out candy to trick-or-treaters. The punchline went something along the lines of being disguised as Joe Biden, greeting the kids with a hearty “Merry Christmas” then handing out Easter eggs.


8 posted on 11/06/2013 5:03:10 PM PST by paint_your_wagon
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To: The Looking Spoon

The brain transplant is turning out more difficult than anticipated.


9 posted on 11/06/2013 5:05:41 PM PST by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN: BORN IN THE USA OF USA CITIZEN PARENTS)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The guy is mentally challenged and has been for a long time. That means people who vote for him and Obama are mentally challenged.


10 posted on 11/06/2013 5:06:34 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: SatinDoll

I heard that Joe said that he wasn’t leaving home until he was able to signup on HealthCare.gov.


11 posted on 11/06/2013 5:13:35 PM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
An answer for anyone who might be wondering why Biden has been absent for so long now...He was in a medical facility undergoing a scheduled procedure to have his plugs trimmed on the inside of his skull...............
12 posted on 11/06/2013 5:35:12 PM PST by varon (Para bellum)
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To: The Looking Spoon

It’s taking him longer to recover from the brain transplant than expected?

The brain transplant is being rejected?


13 posted on 11/06/2013 6:25:38 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

They are desperately looking for his last 5 living brain cells that fell out.


14 posted on 11/06/2013 11:06:15 PM PST by goat granny
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