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An answer for anyone who might be wondering why Biden has been absent for so long now...
The Looking Spoon ^
| 11-6-13
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 11/06/2013 4:10:12 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
The first I'd heard from him in a long time was when he called the wrong winner of last nights Boston mayoral race...clearly he's distracted with other things...
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; book; satire
To: The Looking Spoon
Just MIA cause he’s too stupid to find his way to the office?
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:13:00 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: The Looking Spoon
Someone put him in a round room, and told him to pee in the corner?
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:17:46 PM PST
by
MuttTheHoople
(Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
To: The Looking Spoon
Someone sat him in the corner and told him he could leave as soon as he could articulate a original thought?
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:21:23 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
Answer; Donate to Free Republic! LOL!
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:25:32 PM PST
by
RedMDer
(Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
To: RedMDer
My guess he was “drying out”.
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:32:40 PM PST
by
DaveA37
To: The Looking Spoon
probably on a 3 month drunk.
and it wouldn’t be the first time.
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posted on
11/06/2013 4:39:16 PM PST
by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO) ( Hey Rubio, eat pooh pal))
To: The Looking Spoon
Last week on FR someone posted a thread about dressing up as different politicians and passing out candy to trick-or-treaters. The punchline went something along the lines of being disguised as Joe Biden, greeting the kids with a hearty “Merry Christmas” then handing out Easter eggs.
To: The Looking Spoon
The brain transplant is turning out more difficult than anticipated.
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posted on
11/06/2013 5:05:41 PM PST
by
SatinDoll
(A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN: BORN IN THE USA OF USA CITIZEN PARENTS)
To: The Looking Spoon
The guy is mentally challenged and has been for a long time. That means people who vote for him and Obama are mentally challenged.
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posted on
11/06/2013 5:06:34 PM PST
by
VerySadAmerican
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
To: SatinDoll
I heard that Joe said that he wasn’t leaving home until he was able to signup on HealthCare.gov.
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posted on
11/06/2013 5:13:35 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: The Looking Spoon
An answer for anyone who might be wondering why Biden has been absent for so long now...He was in a medical facility undergoing a scheduled procedure to have his plugs trimmed on the inside of his skull...............
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posted on
11/06/2013 5:35:12 PM PST
by
varon
(Para bellum)
To: The Looking Spoon
It’s taking him longer to recover from the brain transplant than expected?
The brain transplant is being rejected?
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posted on
11/06/2013 6:25:38 PM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: The Looking Spoon
They are desperately looking for his last 5 living brain cells that fell out.
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