Skip to comments.Proposed California law requires protective eye wear in porn
Posted on 11/13/2013 7:30:49 AM PST by ken5050
Only in California: An amendment to a recently passed law in California requires porn stars to wear protective goggles. This is what happens when the idiot party completely controls the state government. And we thought Bloomberg was bad. The link is below, and make sure you read all the comments. They are hysterical.
It has indeed come to this....
What is porn nowadays? I have seen scenes in mainstream motion pictures that would probably rival the raunchiest porn movie a decade ago.
Somebody explain to me how pornography is not filmed prostitution.
I’m not sure what the economics of porn are these days.
So many everyday idiots are willing to share their fun for free on sites like YouPorn.
I immediately thought of Raphie from Christmas story all grown up. Now I hang my head in shame (and snickering).
“Stop, or you’ll go Blind!”
True, true. So yeah. Maybe eye protection is necessary.
A few months ago there was a story about them requiring condoms in porn and I said something to the effect of “get OSHA involved and make them wear hard hats and safety glasses” and everyone laughed. (Well I got a few positive comments anyway. This is the way things work. All the stuff that used to be a joke or used to be a conspiracy theory is just the new reality.
Somehow that industry keeps going despite the tons of free sites out there.
I personally know the outfit which runs YP, KM and especially Naughty America. One of my closest buds works for same co which originally came with up with those XXX parodies such as “This Ain’t Superman” and “This Aint Star Wars” before everyone copied them. Unlike Freepers who get upset about porn, I don’t. There is an economic way to make money off those sites and a certain formula formula from the ads.
Only in America.
I know in the early days of the internet it was a business premise that the only entities making money were porn.
Obviously that’s changed some in 15 yrs but still interesting.
“Are you going swimming, or are you just happy to see me?”
LOL. It is not if I’m about to back pornsters, but it certainly looks like Kalifornians are determined to ruin their last remaining industries:-)
Somebody said it’s a lot like YouTube....not that I’d know....
It’s just Legislators dreaming up ways to collect Campaign contributions from private enterprise. In the real world we would call such an action Extortion, but government calls it Pending laws........
That sounds sexshy!
I guess I’ll have to change my search engine from GOOGLE PORN to GOGGLE PORN.
Well, I’d only go there for the articles!
Over 80% of all new porn is filmed in Eastern Europe anyway. (another American industry that got outsourced because of intrusive government regulations regulations).
Well Laz, nowadays, I’d think that at least gas masks might be a requirement with all the fudge-packers out there!
If you read the law, it’s all exposed skin surfaces.
Think 4 X 8 saran wrap....
And those vids from YP are actually ripped off scenes or leaked scenes from actual PPV/pay sites. Porn is just an outlet. Better to do “your thing” in front of a pc rather than actually raping someone.
So ... latex? Think the porno’s do that anyways, no?
This clip unfortunately ends before the punch line..
Why doesn’t the p0rn industry move to DC?
They might want to use the glasses with the windshield wipers on them.
Would that protective eyeware include blackstrips over the eyes???
LOL,you’re right, the comments are very amusing. Pretty racy stuff for NRO I must say.
But honestly, how stupid is this? Of course they’ll go elsewhere. If it were me, I’d already be gone.
Don’t give them any more ideas!
LOL! I can just see new Porn categories appearing soon: "Level-A Hazmat Suits" and "The Naughty Girls of the EPA".
Is that some sort of Mt. Everest climbing midlayer jacket?
Because the pols prefer underage victims.
A man walked into his son’s darkened bedroom, and immediately shouted, “Son, don’t do that or you’ll go blind.”
The son answered, “Uh, Dad, I’m over here.”
“Better to do your thing in front of a pc rather than actually raping someone.”
If you knew the increase in rapes were directly linked to the increase in porn, would you still feel the same?
“Is that some sort of Mt. Everest climbing midlayer jacket?”
Adam to Eve: Stand back honey, I don’t know how big this things going to get!
Did you hear the one about the porn star who had a glass eye?
She told her co-star, “I’ll keep an eye out for ya.”
Well is it didn’t come to this they wouldn’t need eye protection
Serious question: Why are they still making porn? Isn't there already like a trillion hours of this stuff available for free on the Internet? If no more porn were ever made, wouldn't the current supply last until the sun goes red giant? Seriously, what is left to be filmed that hasn't been filmed 10,000 times? I should think the world is fully stocked and supplied to the end of days.
Tom >RD Walker
Have some compassion on those of us who have seen it all.
Florida's porn business, especially South Florida, has been growing immensely. Porn produced down there has been penetrating the market for years. If California's support for the adult film industry goes flaccid, Florida's industry is up and coming, I am sure they can pick up the ball.
“If you knew the increase in rapes were directly linked to the increase in porn, would you still feel the same?”
Bullcrap. It’s like linking the amount of shootings due to possession of guns.
Everybody get back! She’s gonna blow!
Sorry for that.
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