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What If Pearl Harbor Happened Today...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-7-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/07/2013 10:41:47 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

Well...it did happen today, I mean today today...instead of 1941.

See the original paper I worked with on this post here.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; pearlharbor; satire

1 posted on 12/07/2013 10:41:47 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
John F'n karry would start negotiations ...




Just as soon as he's done with the Middle east ... they're SOOO close.

2 posted on 12/07/2013 10:43:14 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

How do you say “WE’RE SCREWED” in Japanese??


3 posted on 12/07/2013 10:44:36 AM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The White House would be in panic mode, looking for a way to blame it on “income inequality” and past American “aggression.”


4 posted on 12/07/2013 10:45:08 AM PST by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: Noob1999

Moo Goo Gay F’y’sef !


5 posted on 12/07/2013 10:45:39 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama would shut down Pearl Harbor, blame the founders and thank Japan for destroying the evil white mans military base.


6 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:11 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11) Hey, Harry Reid.. 1-800-318-2596!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

YouTube video blamed...


7 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:16 AM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: The Looking Spoon

obama would have apologized that Japan had lost a few planes, then went golfing.


8 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:28 AM PST by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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To: Noob1999
How do you say “WE’RE SCREWED” in Japanese??

Yu sukuru ...

9 posted on 12/07/2013 10:51:39 AM PST by mikrofon (+ Remember +)
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To: The Looking Spoon

We’d have Joe Biden (he’s already in Japan) surrender at once.


10 posted on 12/07/2013 10:51:40 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

You know, it’s pretty convenient that Biden is in Japan for Dec 7.


11 posted on 12/07/2013 10:52:47 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: The Looking Spoon

12 posted on 12/07/2013 10:53:02 AM PST by massmike (If I like my tagline,I can keep it! Obama said so..........)
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To: Noob1999
我々は、ネジ止めしている!
13 posted on 12/07/2013 10:53:27 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Thankfully, Japanese men are apparently too busy taking “selfies” of themselves with their imaginary girlfriends.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/travel/japan-one-man-date-photo/

Depressing and fascinating at the same time????


14 posted on 12/07/2013 10:56:20 AM PST by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The question is asked; “What if Pearl Harbor happened today?” This administration would immediately seek a peace secretly letting Japan know that Hawaii may be turned over to Japanese control and parts of California may be thrown into the bargain. In the meantime the administration “spokesperson” would assure the American people that when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor America won a great victory and no negotiations with Japan are under way.


15 posted on 12/07/2013 10:57:15 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: The Looking Spoon

There would be outrage, we would go to war then 12 years later all would have been forgotten....and people would still find a way to blame it on Bush.


16 posted on 12/07/2013 10:59:20 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Miss Muffit suffered from arachnophobia.....)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

The rats would fight to the death to hold onto two rat senate seats in Hawaii.

They would offer them Alaska.


17 posted on 12/07/2013 11:05:25 AM PST by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
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To: The Looking Spoon

If it happened today the current illegal government of the phony president would do nothing.


18 posted on 12/07/2013 11:06:39 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
The Obamabots would hit the Sunday talk shows and explain how justifiable gerontogeous alarm at the GOP's racist, hateful policies made Japan fearful for their own safety, and they decided to strike us first. The Republicans brought this upon us.

Obama would give a speech (in a week or so) and tell America that those responsible will be brought to justice. In a subsequent Q & A weeks later, he explains that when he talked about punishing those responsible, he was talking about Republicans.

There. Nailed it in one.

8^)

19 posted on 12/07/2013 11:07:29 AM PST by Gargantua ("Time to make the donuts... ;^)
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To: knarf

Now that there was really funny. (with apologies to the Cable Guy)


20 posted on 12/07/2013 11:10:52 AM PST by OldEagle
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To: massmike

I’m stealing your image....


21 posted on 12/07/2013 11:13:29 AM PST by freebilly (Creepy and the Ass Crackers....)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Gov’t responds to crisis w/ proposal to expand Obamacare.”

Perfect. Awesome update “above the fold.”


22 posted on 12/07/2013 11:19:23 AM PST by ToastedHead
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To: The Looking Spoon
~ And Here Along I Always Thought It Was Germany ~

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23 posted on 12/07/2013 11:24:11 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

And the big news everywhere is Mandela’s funeral. Today is December 7th. A day that will live in infamy. Or until Obama came along.


24 posted on 12/07/2013 11:26:17 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Today?

Today, the Japanese are Americans’ allies.

Today, al Qaeda/Moslem Brotherhood infiltrates,
if not controls, DHS, the White House and the Pentagon
after apparently successfully pulling a coup d’etat
by election fraud ... after the 911 Atrocities.


25 posted on 12/07/2013 11:27:02 AM PST by Diogenesis
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To: The Looking Spoon

Somebody in Japan would be outraged that his vacation property had been damaged and sue the daylights out of whoever ordered it. In a U.S. court. And win.


26 posted on 12/07/2013 11:31:43 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama would blame the attack on a Bugs Bunny cartoon that depicted the Japanese as slant eyed characters with big glasses. The cartoon stirred such animosity that the Japanese fleet spontaneously assembled off Pearl Harbor and were driven to an attack.


27 posted on 12/07/2013 11:45:32 AM PST by The Great RJ
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To: The Looking Spoon
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Most Americans would have considered it an honor to fight the Japanese at Pearl Harbor ...

even it meant serving on board the ill-fated U.S.S. Arizona.



How history would be different if President Obama's father (the freedom loving socialist muslim foreign-born father that he was) ...

had served aboard the U.S.S. Arizona.

One can only wish ....



Of course, then ... that murderous socialist terrorist Bill Ayres would have had to write that damn "obama fiction" story all by his lonesome self.



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28 posted on 12/07/2013 12:00:22 PM PST by Patton@Bastogne (Swine Piss be upon the Sodmite Obama, and his Child-Rapist False Prophet Mohammed)
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Yu-so sukuru
29 posted on 12/07/2013 12:07:42 PM PST by mikrofon (HAI!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama would surrender and apologize.


30 posted on 12/07/2013 12:44:51 PM PST by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: SkyDancer

I was actually wondering this. Was obama planning on making a Pearl Harbor Day message? I already know the answer to this. To be honest, I doubt he even knows it is Pearl Harbor Day.

I don’t know if Presidents give such a remberance to Pearl Harbor.


31 posted on 12/07/2013 1:00:21 PM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: The Looking Spoon

The Japanese would occupy California before Christmas and then push eastward.

Obama would arrest high-ranking U.S. naval officers for provoking the peace-loving Japanese.


32 posted on 12/07/2013 1:26:18 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The Second Amendment makes all the other amendments possible)
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To: The Looking Spoon

We would be eating sushi by dinner time with Urkel saying he was REALLY born in Osaka


33 posted on 12/07/2013 1:32:56 PM PST by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

When the Japanese stormed the shores he would give them Dem voter ballots, EBT cards, and gun owners’ addresses.

Right after he bowed.


34 posted on 12/07/2013 1:34:43 PM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: The Looking Spoon

Our current POTUS would apologize and give Japan several trillion dollars.


35 posted on 12/07/2013 1:36:25 PM PST by elkfersupper
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Throw in all of Calif and I think it’s a good deal! lol


36 posted on 12/07/2013 1:39:41 PM PST by Fledermaus (If we here in TN can't get rid of the worthless Lamar, it's over.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Sort of a dumb question....the Japanese just need to ask Obama how much political contribution will it take to hand over Hawaii...

I'm sure J. F'n Kerry can negotiate that deal...without screwing it up too badly...

37 posted on 12/07/2013 1:42:13 PM PST by Popman
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To: The Looking Spoon

I actually remember that day.

My cousin and I were afraid war meant that they were going to cancel Christmas.

.


38 posted on 12/07/2013 1:46:30 PM PST by Mears
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To: The Looking Spoon

The internationalists who owned the factories that were exported to China, Japan and Germany would be moving to Germany to cash in their riches because, without factories, we would have lost WW II. Rosie the Riveter and her kids would be working in some firetrap making underwear for the world.


39 posted on 12/07/2013 2:02:51 PM PST by ex-snook (God is Love)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Something far worse than Pearl Harbor happened in November 2008 and was repeated four years later.

The turning point of World War II in the Pacific happened on June 4, 1942, a mere six months after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

40 posted on 12/07/2013 2:17:31 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: b4its2late
ネジ止めしている

Doesn't translate well, but that is a weird conjugation of the noun screw (as in the hardware) into a verb not used in Japanese.

41 posted on 12/07/2013 2:19:46 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Japan would tell us that we could no longer have a viable Army/Navy?Air Force and set up bases on our mainland to ensure our protection and to keep us behaving properly. Americans would be put in internment camps and politicians on both sides of the aisle would willingly work in Japaneses brothels to get better treatment...


42 posted on 12/08/2013 3:50:42 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The problem is that if Pearl Harbor happened today it would not be at Pearl Harbor. Much closer to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, DC.


43 posted on 12/08/2013 4:44:11 AM PST by Rock N Jones
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To: Vigilanteman

I lay the blame on google translation. I don’t know one bit about Japanese.


44 posted on 12/08/2013 5:09:44 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I imagine it would be very much like 9/11. At first, the country would rally together, the hardcore left would keep quiet. Then the questions, complaining, and outright protesting would start. A few years later, we’d elect our first Japanese president to show how “with it” we are.


45 posted on 12/08/2013 5:13:35 AM PST by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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