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Sheila Jackson Lee Redefines Welfare
World News Bureau ^ | January 8, 2014 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 01/08/2014 8:04:18 PM PST by WXRGina

WASHINGTON (WNB) - Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-Texas) celebrated 50 years of welfare in a House speech Wednesday by suggesting a way to make it even more popular.

The notoriously dim part time parade float suggested the word "welfare'" be changed to "relaxation incentive."

Jackson Lee reportedly settled on the new term after deciding her original idea, "working cracker gift fund," was too long.


ep. Sheila Jackson Lee proves again why she's considered the dumbest human being on earth


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1 posted on 01/08/2014 8:04:18 PM PST by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina
"The notoriously dim part time parade float..."

LOLOL!! I still haven't read past that gem!

2 posted on 01/08/2014 8:07:29 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: WXRGina

3 posted on 01/08/2014 8:08:53 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: MV=PY

I don’t blame you, MV=PY. :-)


4 posted on 01/08/2014 8:09:24 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: F15Eagle

What has been seen... AIEEEE!!!


5 posted on 01/08/2014 8:10:24 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina
Sheila Jackass Lee redefines the word "stupid".

Wikipedia has since removed most of the content below. But you can find it easily elsewhere.

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Sheila Jackson Lee
Member of the U.S. House
of Representatives
from Texas's 18th district

On a visit to the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, Jackson Lee made embarrassing news by asking if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.[2]

Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee#Political_career

6 posted on 01/08/2014 8:10:56 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

Leftists love to redefine words and create new ones to dazzle the sheeple and keep them from understand what is being discussed.


7 posted on 01/08/2014 8:11:59 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: WXRGina

Lol! I see what you did there. ;) “scooter van neuter “, rtrd, etc. let’s see if anyone else does.


8 posted on 01/08/2014 8:16:58 PM PST by Redcitizen (Never bring a tank to a Chuck Norris fight.)
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To: Redcitizen

Oh, Red, you should meet Scooter. He’s a darned hoot. You can see him on his site’s comments or e-mail. :-)


9 posted on 01/08/2014 8:19:35 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina
SJ-L has said that she came over in the belly of a slave ship.

She is right up there with Joe Biden when it comes to making stupid statements.

10 posted on 01/08/2014 8:24:45 PM PST by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: WXRGina
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11 posted on 01/08/2014 8:29:39 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: WXRGina

She makes Honey Boo Boo look like Einstein


12 posted on 01/08/2014 8:32:05 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Impeach 0bama)
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To: lonestar

So she’s proof that sh*t floats?


13 posted on 01/08/2014 8:34:37 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Impeach 0bama)
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To: WXRGina

That pic reminds me of one of those “Spitting Image” puppets from the 80’s.


14 posted on 01/08/2014 8:38:26 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Impeach 0bama)
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To: smoothsailing

Please make it work! :-)


15 posted on 01/08/2014 8:38:28 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

How about leaches stealing from the working class?


16 posted on 01/08/2014 8:45:01 PM PST by dalereed
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To: ETL
Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.

The space between her ears is the final frontier.

17 posted on 01/08/2014 8:50:54 PM PST by Rocky (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
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To: lonestar

She actually said on the floor of congress “I stand before you a freed slave.” I guarantee if a real conservative wanted to raise a lot of money, he would simply tell the truth and call her an idiot.


18 posted on 01/08/2014 9:03:27 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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19 posted on 01/08/2014 9:03:30 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: WXRGina
My all time favorite:

Sheila Jackson Lee channels herself.

(And in the process coins the verbal gem ".....There are no redeeming factual information that we will receive today that can add to the abhorrence that all of us have on terrorism in the United States of America.")

20 posted on 01/08/2014 9:09:17 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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21 posted on 01/08/2014 9:35:57 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: WXRGina
Sheila Jackson Lee

Wardrobe and Hairstyle

by "Zippy"


22 posted on 01/08/2014 9:50:03 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: GeronL
Leftists love to redefine words and create new ones to dazzle the sheeple and keep them from understand what is being discussed.

Like MARRIAGE.
23 posted on 01/08/2014 9:54:05 PM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: WXRGina
Sheila Jackson Lee proves again why she's considered the dumbest human being on earth

Just when many people think there is the possibility, that she is the biggest idiot alive, who is sucking perfectly good air, she opens her huge pie hole, and removes all doubt.

24 posted on 01/08/2014 10:52:53 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: WXRGina

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-Texas)

RTRD = Retard.


25 posted on 01/09/2014 2:21:58 AM PST by maddog55
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To: WXRGina

She must come from a really deprived, low info voter group of constituents, that keep her in office. What an embarrassment.


26 posted on 01/09/2014 3:35:53 AM PST by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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To: GeronL

They are perpetually offended and self-conscious about all terms that have nothing to do with being white, Christian, heterosexual and normal.

Note how we are always new-speaking, especially with blacks (which was better than negro, but replaced by “African-American”). Newspeak includes changing things like handicapped, retarded, etc.


27 posted on 01/09/2014 4:55:00 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Hey, that’s mom from “What’s Happening?” She wasn’t much of a dummy or welfare queen.


28 posted on 01/09/2014 5:03:00 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: WXRGina

http://www.dumbocratquotes.com/viewquote.php?quotekey=317

She is older than you think


29 posted on 01/09/2014 6:44:57 AM PST by bestintxas (Obamacare = Obamascrewed)
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To: maddog55

Yes, that’s correct. :-)


30 posted on 01/09/2014 6:56:56 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


31 posted on 01/09/2014 6:57:44 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

It’s funny, though, they can change the label on the can of crap all they want, but whatever label they put on the can comes to mean “can o’ crap”.


32 posted on 01/09/2014 6:58:56 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: shibumi

By the way, I like your tagline, Shibumi, although it makes me want to have a barbecue, for some reason.


33 posted on 01/09/2014 7:01:22 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: ETL
I love that picture of Lee, it makes me feel less juvenile when I refer to her as ‘doo-doo head’.
34 posted on 01/09/2014 7:04:06 AM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: WXRGina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh5v_GizaY


35 posted on 01/09/2014 7:04:56 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Ah! Belligerent Viking Muppets! :-D


36 posted on 01/09/2014 7:09:09 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: logitech

ping


37 posted on 01/09/2014 7:10:09 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: shibumi

Amos N Andy Bonix.....developed and practiced By George Kingsfish Stevens and brought to the level of Art by one Revrand Al Fat Boy Sharpton.
SAY AMEN SOMEBODY!


38 posted on 01/09/2014 7:21:03 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: WXRGina

For a minute I was fixin to apologize for her, but just remembered, she’s not from Texas, She-Jacks from Queens New York.

Splains it all.


39 posted on 01/09/2014 6:56:43 PM PST by servantboy777
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To: servantboy777

AH! I feel better now. I’m from Abilene, and I was horrified, but now—thank you for clearing that up. :-)


40 posted on 01/09/2014 7:22:35 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

That’s Shirley, the waitress.


41 posted on 01/09/2014 7:51:19 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta

LOL, you’re right! Been far too long.


42 posted on 01/09/2014 8:34:42 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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