Skip to comments.You’re not ready to have sex if…
Posted on 01/20/2014 12:52:21 AM PST by AustralianConservative
Youre not ready to have sex if
1. You think sex equals love. 2. You feel pressured. 3. Youre afraid to say no. 4. Its just easier to give in. 5. You think everyone else is doing it. (Theyre not!) 6. Your instincts tell you not to. 7. You dont know the facts about pregnancy. 8. You dont understand how birth control works. 9. You dont think a woman can get pregnant the first time. (She can.) 10. It goes against your moral beliefs. 11. It goes against your religious beliefs. 12. Youll regret it in the morning. 13. You feel embarrassed or ashamed. 14. Youre doing it to prove something. 15. You cant support a child. 16. You cant support yourself. 17. Your idea of commitment is a 3-day video rental. 18. You believe sex before marriage is wrong. 19. You dont know how to protect yourself from the HIV the virus that causes AIDS. 20. You dont know the signs and symptoms of sexually transmitted infections (STIs, also called STDs). 21. You think it will make your partner love you forever. 22. You think it will make you love your partner. 23. You think it will keep you together. 24. You hope it will change your life. 25. You dont want it to change your life.
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Actially number 1 should be: “You are not married.”
“Actially number 1 should be: You are not married.
I would say that in a perfect world, but there is no perfect world, and never will be. We may very well be close to the end times. Our so called president is a perfect example of a decaying society.
“You think sex equals being friends.” should be in there as well.
26. You forget your anniversary.
That’s the comment of the day for me for ‘hilarity’, and the “married” one for ‘soundness’.
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
Having been a young man once who did not get married till his early 30s. I can tell you unashamedly that thinking was rarely part of the equation except to think of what to say or do that would help grease the wheels to make it happen.
It was this biological imperative that drove me from my church at around age 16. If Star Wars has taught me anything. There is a FORCE that drives the universe, and for good or ill it exists just below the waist.
My wife used to take my breath away. Now she sucks the life out of me. ?/s
#___: You’re a child in 6th grade that hasn’t yet had a parental discussion but your school just explained most of 1-25 and confused the hell out of you as an innocent child.
27. You forgot her birthday.
28. Your idea of foreplay is when she gets you a beer.
LOL!!! (Good one!)
Some of us when we were teenagers only wish we were in the position to even need to know if it was OK.
People - If you can and have the financial means - adopt!
If you can almost met the financial means - adopt out of foster care.
There are US Citizens - little ones - that need caring, conservative, and Christian homes that will teach them values and responsibility - the traditions of what being a US Citizen is all about...and don’t worry about skin color...
My wife and I adopted 2 children from foster care - one bi-racial girl and one little boy with CP...and IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
Make sure you look into this — save these citizens from being bounced around and toss in to dangerous situations...they want someone to love them and show them that not all adult our out there to harm them...
Bless you and your family.
I think a clarification is in order: "You are not married TO HER."
I have always said “many girls are sorry they didn’t wait but not many are sorry they did”.
You have not had a vasectomy.
What? Sex alone doesn't make that happen?
29. If you think putting on a clean t-shirt and deodorant is romantic.
First of all, what does that comment have to do with the subject at issue?
Second, is your hand tired after all that slapping on your back?
...You excerpt your own blog.
God Bless you for the difference you’ve made in the lives of those two children, as if the joy of raising them isn’t enough blessing already.
27. You insist on demonstrating that your wife is wrong (about anything).
Number one should be the answer given as number fifteen; if you can’t support a child.
As a matter of fact, the list should be at least twice as long and “if you can’t support a child” should be reiterated every odd number.
Is is an assertion that makes some freepers furious. They get angry when moral people insist there must continue to be legal penalties for adults who have sex with minors.
You try to keep a low profile — and no - I don’t slap my self on the back - I consider myself blessed that I was chosen to raise these 2 kids and that God intervened to make sure I wasn’t killed in Iraq so that I could provide a safe, warm, and financially stable household for 2 kids that needed a place to grow up — so why don’t you keep that low profile to yourself asshole!
Blog-pimping is frowned upon here at Free Republic.
28. Your idea of foreplay is "you awake?"
I been married 25 years. It went from choclate and roses to a slap on the hind quarters and last one upstairs gets the defib paddles.
The vast majority of America’s problems with sex are based on the lack of a single social system: a way for boys and girls to have extended association with each other in a chaperoned, safe manner, *without* distractions. This has to happen for long periods at frequent intervals over the course of many years.
Most people assume that such interaction happens either in school or in church, but the truth is that in either case, children are kept too busy to interact.
People who raise dogs know that if a dog is isolated from other dogs, it will begin to see other dogs as “the enemy”, not part of their human-dog family. At maturity, dogs will still want to mate, but it is much harder, because they are conflicted between mating and fighting. There may be sex, but no friendly relationship between animals.
Why should children be markedly different from dogs?
Perhaps a good approach would be treating it like a social “finishing school”, which is more like practicing politeness instead of an intellectual exercise of learning about it.
Everything about it is “boy-girl-boy-girl”, to break up the natural desire to segregate by gender. While on the surface it is all about etiquette and manners, in reality it is to accomplish extended polite interaction between boys and girls, so that they learn how to do so. And importantly, it is chaperoned, so that there are adult men and women there to act as guides and prevent rudeness and misbehavior.
While they are taught things, the emphasis is on practicing what they have been taught with each other. Table manners, polite conversation, courtesies, body language, the list goes on and on.
The end result is hoped to be that when they are adults, they will be able to politely interact with each other, have a greater understanding of the other gender, to act on better principles than impulse, and to take more than their own point of view into account.
I’m ready to have sex. Who’s in! Show of hands please...
Actually number 1 should be: You are not married.
Absolutely correct...but then “the love of God is the soul of morality” so that explains the corrupted path many American have chosen.
Pray that our nation turns back to God.
The charming and delightful Mrs. USC and I have been married twenty-seven and a half years (after dating on/off for 6 years prior.) There's much to be said for keeping up the romance and constantly "winning your wife's heart" over along with a hefty dose of humor to sustain a marriage.
I'm sure anyone who's read my posts over the years I've been here on FR (since October 1998 IIRC) certainly knows that Mrs. USC must have one heck of a sense of humor to put up with me! ;-)
When I was in college the Playboy Advisor (Jim Peterson?) made a ‘speech’ on campus, and took ‘any and all questions’, read aloud without screening.
Mine brought the house down: “Who in the audience is a virgin against their will?”
Hilariously, dozens of hands went up.
30. You haven’t shaved your legs (ladies only!)
“28. Your idea of foreplay is when she gets you a beer.”
28b. Your idea is redneck foreplay: “Get in the truck, bitch.” (The wife loves that one!)
Re your post 30, such gentlemanly language! What a nice Christian you must be.
In an ideal world, yes. (-;
I like that one.
Now that’s funny. (-:
Point taken. (-;
I hear you.
You sound like a good person.
You get pregnant by accident.
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