So the mystery is solved. The GOP is made up of descendants of Ptolemy's elephants.
posted on 01/20/2014 6:53:50 PM PST
with just one minor adjustment, it is a TRUE account. "...unable to stand the smell and the trumpeting of the Donkeys, and terrified, I suppose, also by their great size and strength, Ptolemy's elephants at once turn tail and take to flight before they get near them.
turning tail and running from smaller, weaker enemies because they made a shrill noise is the GOPe calling card
posted on 01/21/2014 12:03:55 PM PST
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
posted on 01/21/2014 2:26:16 PM PST
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