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The Secret to a Long Life
Reaganite Republican ^
| 27 January 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 01/27/2014 3:51:28 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the the nice lady above...
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Then, before I go to bed,
I smoke a big, fat joint!
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I do other drugs, have sex and, most importantly--
I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty" she replied.
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: health; joke; smoking
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
Drum roll please... Yeah we know you’ll be here all week. And the Sushi bar is amazing. Try it our folks.
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
01/27/2014 3:55:25 AM PST
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: The Working Man
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
01/27/2014 3:58:12 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Reaganite Republican
Spend every day of your life as if it were your last day on earth.
Someday, you’ll be right.
Remember, the death rate is the same all over the world.
One per person.
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:03:51 AM PST
by
alloysteel
(Obamacare - Death and Taxes now available online. One-stop shopping at its best!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Great laugh to start the day!
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:20:54 AM PST
by
Leo58
(Those who cheer you today will curse you tomorrow, the only thing that endures is character.)
To: JoeProBono
Here's another one that won't live past 40....
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:20:59 AM PST
by
spokeshave
(OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
To: Reaganite Republican
An old man walked up to a receptionist in a doctor’s office. She asked “Why do you need to see the doctor?
The old man replied “My dick won’t work.”
The receptionist scolded him for speaking like that in front of the entire office and said “You should have said something else then you could have told the doctor what’s really wrong.”
He said “Well, you asked” and left the office. A few minutes later he came back in and the receptionist said “Okay, why do you need to see the doctor.
The old man replied “It’s my ear.”
The receptionist asked “What’s wrong with your ear?”
The old man said “I can’t piss out of it.”
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:56:55 AM PST
by
VerySadAmerican
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
01/27/2014 6:21:25 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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