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9 Valentine's Day cards from Democrats
The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-13-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 02/13/2014 4:26:59 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

If Democrats wrote their own Valentine's Day cards there may be a lot of thought that goes into them, but you wont fine much love...












TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; valentinesday

1 posted on 02/13/2014 4:26:59 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Typos in Biden and Bill - extra word in Biden, of should be off in Clinton.


2 posted on 02/13/2014 4:30:49 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: The Looking Spoon

Bill Clinton wrote a Valentine’s Day poem:

Roses are red,baby.
Violets are blue.
Doc says ah can’t take the li’l blue pill...
but the pump works pretty good, too.


3 posted on 02/13/2014 4:33:35 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: ifinnegan

Bob Costas wrote a poem too.

Roses are red,
My eyes are pink,
You’re a hot Russian chick
And I’m older than you think.


4 posted on 02/13/2014 4:35:03 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: The Looking Spoon

~ Good ~

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5 posted on 02/13/2014 4:36:35 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama’s valentine’s day poem to one of the male ice dancers:

Roses are red
Our gardens are weeded.
When you come to the White House after the games,
Your partner is definitely not needed.


6 posted on 02/13/2014 4:37:29 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: ifinnegan

Fixed! Thank you! I’ve been having a rough day health-wise and my concentration has been affected by that.


7 posted on 02/13/2014 4:39:33 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: SkyDancer

Ohhh man. F’n saved. I’m going to USE that.


8 posted on 02/13/2014 4:41:01 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hope you feel better.

I myself have a bad habit of not proof reading enough.


9 posted on 02/13/2014 4:45:35 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: ifinnegan

Honestly, I’m surprised I pulled this post off as quickly as I did. It’s been a rough day.


10 posted on 02/13/2014 4:49:25 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

It’s funny stuff.

We all appreciate it.


11 posted on 02/13/2014 4:54:23 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: The Looking Spoon
"Roses are red,

violets are blue,

that cold sore is herpes.

Hillary's got it, too..."


12 posted on 02/13/2014 6:15:11 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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