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First Lady Calls for More Stringent Food Regulations
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/02/2014 9:50:58 AM PST by John Semmens

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1 posted on 03/02/2014 9:50:58 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Oh, please!

I enjoy the “bewildering” array of foods I have to choose from.

In fact, I’m not bewildered at all.

I don’t need communist busybodies like Moochelle and her minions to tell me what, how, when, and how much to eat.


2 posted on 03/02/2014 9:52:50 AM PST by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
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Nothing is worse than a disbarred lawyer telling us what is and isn't healthy to eat. What is MooChelle’s experience in nutrition and science or was it all affirmative action?
3 posted on 03/02/2014 9:52:55 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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Why does she just be quiet and eat her 10 big mac’s, 5 large fries,3 big gulps and 6 apple pies?


4 posted on 03/02/2014 9:54:48 AM PST by chiefqc
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I realize this is satire, but in Michelle’s world, she probably knows plenty who can’t read a label on a soup can or Special K box. Maybe we need some Obamacare navigators stationed at grocery stores to help us avoid making “bad choices.”


5 posted on 03/02/2014 9:55:12 AM PST by Sioux-san
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I know that this is satire but seriously, Mr. Mercat and I usually don’t buy packaged foods which means we don’t have to read labels. Latest though is our quest to find sugar free peanut butter for my diet. I’m going to have to go to one of those hippy dippy health food stores like Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods.


6 posted on 03/02/2014 9:55:13 AM PST by Mercat
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Don’t give her any more ideas, Semi News!!


7 posted on 03/02/2014 9:56:46 AM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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“Claiming that “America’s moms are confused and bewildered by the task of selecting from a wide array of non-standardized options when it comes to feeding their families,”

American moms are too stupid to know how to feed their own families so in swoops Big Brother to “educate” them on it.


8 posted on 03/02/2014 9:56:47 AM PST by FAA
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To: Westbrook

In Michelle Obama’s dream world - the old Soviet Union - people did not have to worry about which food to choose for their families, just which line actually led to food.


9 posted on 03/02/2014 9:57:18 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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Soylent Green would solve a LOT of problems when it comes to what The Unwashed Masses should be eating! *SMIRK*


10 posted on 03/02/2014 9:59:29 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Mercat

Trader Joe’s is not nearly as bad as Whole Foods form my experience. Depending on the store they may be able to order items like that to avoid said hippie stores. The larger chains usually have items available for order that may not normally be stocked at one store, but is at others.


11 posted on 03/02/2014 10:00:37 AM PST by matt04
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Mercat! Good Old Smuckers makes a good ‘natural’ peanut butter. Not sure of the sugar content, though it tastes a million times less sweet than Jif or store brands. :)


12 posted on 03/02/2014 10:01:32 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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Rather than having to weigh which of a half-dozen cans of beans to buy, the shopper could simply decide whether to buy the only available can that has been certified as the best by the experts.”

LOL! (Of course, all that unapproved lobster would be delivered to the back door at 1600 PA Ave to feed the Moose.)

Good one John, even if it rings of the State stores in the USSR...

13 posted on 03/02/2014 10:02:53 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Nothing is worse than a disbarred lawyer telling us what is and isn't healthy to eat.

I despise Moochelle as much as the next guy, but she was not disbarred. See e.g.

BJ Clinton was disbarred, of course, yet he remains a Dem icon.

14 posted on 03/02/2014 10:09:58 AM PST by KevinB (Barack Hussein Obama: Proof-positive that affirmative action does not work.)
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To: John Semmens

Think about it most low information voters can’t make heads or tails on food labels due to their superb educations from the American public school system run by the liberals.


15 posted on 03/02/2014 10:10:02 AM PST by dowcaet
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Leftists think people are too stupid to be allowed to make their own choices. I know this is satire but it hits them at home.


16 posted on 03/02/2014 10:11:19 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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Though, of course, satirical; this is so frigging typical. Confusing (they’re not, for anyone with the common sense of a rock)food choices demand more confusing regulations. It’s so spot on, it’s ridiculous. Good one!!


17 posted on 03/02/2014 10:12:28 AM PST by 98ZJ USMC
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Not sure what the problem is. The Progressive Schools turn out Children who are functionally Illiterate.

They couldn’t read or understand the Labels anyway, but they do know that you spell Free “EBT”.


18 posted on 03/02/2014 10:13:06 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
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Wow, a “liberal” calling for more government, more regulation, less freedom... Why don’t these people just get real and start calling themselves fascists, that’s what they really are.


19 posted on 03/02/2014 10:14:20 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Kickass Conservative

One other thing, I wish John’s Postings were a little more Sarcastic. Reality is catching up to him. LOL


20 posted on 03/02/2014 10:14:22 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
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