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Ladies, here's the perfect response if your man ever admits he doesn't like guns
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-7-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/07/2014 3:10:00 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

I had a really good (and much needed) laugh with this one.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; guns; secondamendment

1 posted on 03/07/2014 3:10:00 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

That’s awesome!


2 posted on 03/07/2014 3:12:13 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad
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To: The Looking Spoon

Think about those ubiquitous ads for Viagra, all the subtle hints, with the tubs, the waterfalls, the Zen Archers. They’re on all the time. It must be difficult to be a parent these days, with all the concern troll types talking in sincere tones about “performance concerns’ that have nothing to do with going Hollywood or even Broadway.


3 posted on 03/07/2014 3:21:36 PM PST by lee martell
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To: lee martell
Some of the dumbest ads on television. Who sits out in the middle of nowhere in a bathtub not connected to plumbing with their spouse or lover anyway?

I'm 58 and wish they had a pill to help it go down sometimes . . .

4 posted on 03/07/2014 3:25:12 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Then Barry anxiously replied, “OKAY!!!”


5 posted on 03/07/2014 3:25:43 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: Vigilanteman

Also, they tell you that if it lasts for more than 4 hours to call a doctor.

If it lasts for more than 4 hours....I’m calling EVERYBODY!


6 posted on 03/07/2014 3:26:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
If mine lasts more than about 40 minutes and the Mrs. won't wake up or cuddle with me, I go down to the computer, log on to Free Republic and look at Liberal Women!. It works like a charm.
7 posted on 03/07/2014 3:30:16 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: dfwgator

The reason they tell you to call a Doctor is for the partner.

Give me a four hour boner and I ain’t stopping and she’s gonna need some relief!!!!!!

:)


8 posted on 03/07/2014 3:35:37 PM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Vigilanteman

You need a pill to get your Exlax and Prune Juice down? Time for the onesies, pal.


9 posted on 03/07/2014 3:37:03 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: lee martell

A bit off-topic, but agreed. I hate it these days. I used to belong to AFA which told us all about TV shows and what companies (via ads) to boycott/write to, but I wonder if they are tackling the awful ADS these days!

I have a 5yo, and I don’t want him even asking questions “what is erectile?” Not to mention the homos everywhere, everywhere, including in real-life public.


10 posted on 03/07/2014 4:00:05 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Vigilanteman

The real question is who drags bathtubs around at all? Did they have pick-ups and did the tubs have wheels at least?

Never mind the other questions, including “why if it’s intimate are you in separate bathtubs?”

Truly stupid!


11 posted on 03/07/2014 4:01:26 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Google a picture of Rep Rosa DeLauro. Guaranteed results.


12 posted on 03/07/2014 4:01:50 PM PST by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: 5Madman2

“Wilford Brimley here, and I’m telling all you kids to put out some hot sticky Quaker oatmeal on Christmas Eve & what it’ll do for Santa Claus & give him something he hasn’t had in years.

“That’s right, kids, it’ll give old Kris Kringle a big old... (”No!!! You can’t say that to these kids!! What are you, nuts!!?”)

“Hey, hey, hey, watch what you say to an old person, OK?”


13 posted on 03/07/2014 4:03:20 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Yeah Cialis and Viagra pretty much carpet bomb sports broadcasts which do have a lot of kids watching, unfortunately.


14 posted on 03/07/2014 4:04:11 PM PST by nascarnation (I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
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To: Vigilanteman

“I’m 58 and wish they had a pill to help it go down sometimes . . . “

Saltpeter (potassium nitrate). don’t know what the dosage would be...


15 posted on 03/07/2014 4:16:46 PM PST by babygene ( .)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hysterical! I don’t see your logo, so I guess this is somebody else’s work?


16 posted on 03/07/2014 4:31:13 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

It’s not mine. I certainly wish I thought of it though.


17 posted on 03/07/2014 4:33:58 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Can’t imagine there’d be many anti-gun men dating pro-2nd amendment women. Its usually they other way around.


18 posted on 03/07/2014 4:51:07 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: The Looking Spoon

That’s your second best work ever - your best since your daughter was born.


19 posted on 03/07/2014 6:13:05 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: dfwgator
Also, they tell you that if it lasts for more than 4 hours to call a doctor.

And that's a problem why?

20 posted on 03/07/2014 6:23:25 PM PST by Tonytitan
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To: babygene; muir_redwoods

Methinks post #12 would be equally effective and far safer.


21 posted on 03/07/2014 6:37:11 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: dfwgator

You sound like a an employee of mine, who said if he ever has one that lasts more than 4 hours he’ll definitely call the doctor. He said, “You gotta’ brag to SOMEBODY!”


22 posted on 03/07/2014 7:05:20 PM PST by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and in politic)
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To: dfwgator

LOL!


23 posted on 03/07/2014 9:04:41 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: The Looking Spoon

Anti-gun article against 2nd Amendment and firearm makers. March 8, 2014 By Catey Hill, MarketWatch

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/10-things-the-gun-industry-wont-tell-you-2014-03-07?siteid=YAHOOB


24 posted on 03/08/2014 5:38:12 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: lee martell

THIS parent shut off the TV years ago.
My 2 little Sons and my Wife don’t regret it at all.


25 posted on 03/08/2014 6:32:49 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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