Skip to comments.Ladies, here's the perfect response if your man ever admits he doesn't like guns
Posted on 03/07/2014 3:10:00 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
I had a really good (and much needed) laugh with this one.
Think about those ubiquitous ads for Viagra, all the subtle hints, with the tubs, the waterfalls, the Zen Archers. They’re on all the time. It must be difficult to be a parent these days, with all the concern troll types talking in sincere tones about “performance concerns’ that have nothing to do with going Hollywood or even Broadway.
I'm 58 and wish they had a pill to help it go down sometimes . . .
Then Barry anxiously replied, “OKAY!!!”
Also, they tell you that if it lasts for more than 4 hours to call a doctor.
If it lasts for more than 4 hours....I’m calling EVERYBODY!
The reason they tell you to call a Doctor is for the partner.
Give me a four hour boner and I ain’t stopping and she’s gonna need some relief!!!!!!
You need a pill to get your Exlax and Prune Juice down? Time for the onesies, pal.
A bit off-topic, but agreed. I hate it these days. I used to belong to AFA which told us all about TV shows and what companies (via ads) to boycott/write to, but I wonder if they are tackling the awful ADS these days!
I have a 5yo, and I don’t want him even asking questions “what is erectile?” Not to mention the homos everywhere, everywhere, including in real-life public.
The real question is who drags bathtubs around at all? Did they have pick-ups and did the tubs have wheels at least?
Never mind the other questions, including “why if it’s intimate are you in separate bathtubs?”
Google a picture of Rep Rosa DeLauro. Guaranteed results.
“Wilford Brimley here, and I’m telling all you kids to put out some hot sticky Quaker oatmeal on Christmas Eve & what it’ll do for Santa Claus & give him something he hasn’t had in years.
“That’s right, kids, it’ll give old Kris Kringle a big old... (”No!!! You can’t say that to these kids!! What are you, nuts!!?”)
“Hey, hey, hey, watch what you say to an old person, OK?”
Yeah Cialis and Viagra pretty much carpet bomb sports broadcasts which do have a lot of kids watching, unfortunately.
“I’m 58 and wish they had a pill to help it go down sometimes . . . “
Saltpeter (potassium nitrate). don’t know what the dosage would be...
Hysterical! I don’t see your logo, so I guess this is somebody else’s work?
It’s not mine. I certainly wish I thought of it though.
Can’t imagine there’d be many anti-gun men dating pro-2nd amendment women. Its usually they other way around.
That’s your second best work ever - your best since your daughter was born.
And that's a problem why?
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