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Will you get these 20 jokes meant for really brainy people?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-12-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brainy; intellectual; jokes
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To: Blood of Tyrants

They can’t know if they “all” want a beer until all three have made their decision. So the third one can say “yes.”


21 posted on 03/12/2014 9:59:01 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Borges

These are pretty funny.


22 posted on 03/12/2014 9:59:54 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: cuban leaf

The one about the programmer and loaves of bread was very good.


23 posted on 03/12/2014 9:59:59 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Character matters for those who understand the concept)
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To: SoothingDave

I think it’s because Chomsky is a linguist and he said the joke was not told correctly.


24 posted on 03/12/2014 10:00:20 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: Shimmer1

#12 Count in Octal (0-7) 31 equals decimal 31.

#14 Pavlov has inadvertently trained himself to feed the dog when he hears a bell.


25 posted on 03/12/2014 10:00:53 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: alloysteel

hilariously funny after about the fourth beer and a shot.

Just before the blackout stage

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26 posted on 03/12/2014 10:00:57 AM PDT by Chickensoup (leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: cuban leaf

ooOOOHHH I get it.... no I don’t get it.... Oh I get it - WOW


27 posted on 03/12/2014 10:01:10 AM PDT by 11th Commandment ("THOSE WHO TIRE LOSE")
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To: The Looking Spoon

These are VERY funny.


28 posted on 03/12/2014 10:01:12 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Number 9 sounds like something the Marx Brothers would pull off.


29 posted on 03/12/2014 10:01:52 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Shimmer1
#12:

31 in base 8 (oct) is equal to 25 base 10 (dec). FWIW, in math humor that coincidence is really funny.

30 posted on 03/12/2014 10:02:03 AM PDT by grania
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To: The Looking Spoon
My favorite “intellectual” joke is still the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.

He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.

31 posted on 03/12/2014 10:02:09 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: Olog-hai
#10 sounds like Yogi Berra

Yes, it does.

32 posted on 03/12/2014 10:02:45 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: cuban leaf
The first is a joke about quantified logic.

Number 8 is a logical truth statement: the baby can only be a boy or a girl.

33 posted on 03/12/2014 10:02:52 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: Shimmer1

Octal 31 = Decimal 25, I assume


34 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:04 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob ("The Pen" has a nice ring to it, kind of like "Graybar Hotel")
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To: areukiddingme1

Ouch.

Very Groucho.


35 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:05 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I get them all. Some are more clever than others.


36 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:14 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: Loud Mime

The one about the programmer and loaves of bread was very good.


Yeah. I turned and told it to two developers having a conversation behind me. At the end they paused, thought about it, and then both broke out in laughter.


37 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:17 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’ve lost my train of thought and I wish you were on it.


38 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Chickensoup

So I asked the physicist, “What’s new.” He said, “C over lambda.”


39 posted on 03/12/2014 10:04:19 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: The Looking Spoon

I get many, but not really the logician ones! Very cute.


40 posted on 03/12/2014 10:04:37 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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