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Schumer Says GOP Needs to Get On-board with Amnesty Plan
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/17/2014 9:44:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) warned Republican colleagues that “there’s no question that amnesty will be the law of the land in the near future. The GOP can get on-board and share in the credit or be left behind futilely railing against the inevitability of it all.”

“The choice they face is simple,” Schumer said. “By joining us in legislatively enacting the legalization of these undocumented immigrants they have a chance to blunt the electoral effect of adding millions of new Latino voters. By opposing us to the bitter end they will earn the enmity of these new voters. They should not mistakenly believe that they can block this legalization because the President will move forward to accomplish it by Executive Order if Congress fails to act.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/03/15/president-admits-obamacare-will-block-access-to-many-doctors/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; immigrants; satire; voters

1 posted on 03/17/2014 9:44:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I failed to find any satire in this piece...


2 posted on 03/17/2014 9:46:02 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: John Semmens

Wow! I don’t think Schmucky would be able to tell that he didn’t say this.


3 posted on 03/17/2014 9:46:19 AM PDT by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: John Semmens

The line dividing satire and reality - when dealing with libs/RINOs is a thin one indeed.

My they all be passengers on a plane being flown by the Obamadork.


4 posted on 03/17/2014 9:47:54 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Da Coyote

Oops, make that “may”, not “my”.

I must have sunk into an Obamadork mode.


5 posted on 03/17/2014 9:48:45 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Translation: The people don’t want Amnesty but we’re gonna force it on them and we don’t want all the blame!


6 posted on 03/17/2014 9:49:20 AM PDT by cotton1706
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To: John Semmens

John, your posts are no longer satire, they are predictions...


7 posted on 03/17/2014 9:49:36 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens

The ever affable chucky boy needs to get on board. On board a Greyhound bound for Timbuktu.


8 posted on 03/17/2014 10:04:21 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Redneck. Race: Daytona 500)
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To: John Semmens

I truly am learning to openly HATE politicians.


9 posted on 03/17/2014 10:23:53 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

Schumer leads drive to distract from Obamacare you know the dems are in fear mode it’s running down the back of their leg.


10 posted on 03/17/2014 10:24:40 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

Yeh we always consult with Schumer before making any GOP decisions. :-)


11 posted on 03/17/2014 10:36:14 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: John Semmens
*Schumer Says GOP Needs to Get On-board with Amnesty Plan*

A better title is, “Be Prepared to be Tied to the Railroad Track if the Amnesty Plan goes Through”

12 posted on 03/17/2014 10:54:23 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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To: John Semmens
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13 posted on 03/17/2014 10:55:36 AM PDT by shortstop (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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To: John Semmens
"Schumer Says GOP Needs to Get On-board with Amnesty Plan"

Carol from the Walking Dead needs to show Chuckie Schumer "the pretty flowers"...

14 posted on 03/17/2014 10:58:06 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: ridesthemiles
I truly am learning to openly HATE politicians.

What took you so long? lol

15 posted on 03/17/2014 11:00:37 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (For every Ted Cruz we send to DC, I can endure 2-3 "unviable" candidates that beat incumbents.)
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To: John Semmens
The GOP can get on-board and share in the credit

The only satire I could find in this piece. I believe you are setting us up to and will run an actual article and then have fun watching our reaction.

16 posted on 03/17/2014 11:01:14 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: John Semmens
You fail to give John Boehner & Paul Ryan credit for their quotes, mischaracterize them as Chucky's quotes.

There's not much satire with this piece. ...sadly

17 posted on 03/17/2014 12:23:24 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: John Semmens

I thought immigration reform wasn’t amnesty. Isn’t that what Obama has been saying? Is Schumer calling Obama a liar? I guess Chuck’s racist side is showing.


18 posted on 03/17/2014 6:25:38 PM PDT by zorkon128
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To: Georgia Girl 2

LOL


19 posted on 03/19/2014 8:52:21 AM PDT by Vaduz
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