Well, if you must know, the real reason why I have spent so much time on
kids butts is so people will spend less time on my butt.
Besides when people are thinking of kids butts they forget about my vacations.
I didn’t forget about your vacation. I’d bet everything I have that you had lipo and nipo and botox while staying at Madam Oprah’s house. That’s why the kids and mom couldn’t stay and the only thing that makes sense.