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Obama announces delay in NCAA basketball championship: says people couldn't get their brackets in.
one man's opinion...

Posted on 03/26/2014 10:39:37 AM PDT by ken5050

The White House announced that President Obama has just issued an Executive Order which will delay the NCAA basketball championship for one month, until May 1st. Obama took this action after he learned that many people were unable to submit their brackets on time, because of computer glitches at the Yahoo, SI.com, and ESPN websites.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ncaa; obamacare; satire
Those sites weren't working properly, and many who wanted to play were unable to logon.

Much of problems were caused by the unprecedented interest in the Quicken Loans billion dollar prize often caused delays in being able to log on to that website. Obama said that Warren Buffet should not have allowed the contest to start without having first demonstrated that his website could handle the expected volume.

Obama said that the Sweet Sixteen round would be delayed one month, until Thursday, May 1st, and that the Final Four would be held the week after.

Obama's executive order instructs the bracket organizers to immediately reopen their websites to participants. Individuals who were unable to submit their brackets prior to the deadline can now log on, and just click a button which attests to their inability to logon prior to the earlier deadline, and they can then enter the bracket challenge.

When HHS Sec Sebelius was asked what about the games already played; if in fact people would now be able to enter the correct results of all the first round games already completed, she replied, "I'll have to get back to you on that. I don't have the answer to that one." Press Secretary Jay Carney also said that Obama's executive order applied to the NCAA Women's basketball championship. "After all, it's important that we don't discriminate against women. Unlike some here in Washington, this administration is for women's equality, and we're not waging a war on women." When he was told that there isn't one single bracket challenge anywhere on the planet for the women's games, Carney said, "We believe that it's very important that we have hopefully averted what would have been the most substantial headwind of all. Thank you."

As he was leaving the podium, one of the reporters yelled out, "What about the NIT?

1 posted on 03/26/2014 10:39:37 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

“As he was leaving the podium, one of the reporters yelled out, “What about the NIT? “

That reporter is now covering the USAF Curling team in Thoule, Greenland.


2 posted on 03/26/2014 10:43:16 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: ken5050

better yet, what if Obama extended the submission of entries into the $1 billion dollar bracket because of hardships and entries don’t need to be in until April 1st. All this of course is on the honor system. I’m sure that Buffet would not object


3 posted on 03/26/2014 10:43:19 AM PDT by kushnejz
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For once I agree with ‘Obammy’!! I think I will sue Quicken Loands and Yahoo Sports for failing to excepted my Bracket Picks in their One Billion Dollar Prefect Bracket Rick contest!!!


4 posted on 03/26/2014 10:45:35 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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So does that mean I won the billion dollar bracket after all.


5 posted on 03/26/2014 10:46:08 AM PDT by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: ken5050
When HHS Sec Sebelius was asked what about the games already played; if in fact people would now be able to enter the correct results of all the first round games already completed, she replied...

"...we're trusting the people to be honest in their submissions. They must check a box that the teams they submit were what they originally intended to submit or face perjury charges."

-PJ

6 posted on 03/26/2014 10:46:23 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: ken5050

LOL. Can I change mine too?


7 posted on 03/26/2014 10:56:17 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: ken5050

Those buying “Gold” plans can wait until April 8 to get their brackets in!


8 posted on 03/26/2014 11:04:18 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: ken5050; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

LOL!


9 posted on 03/26/2014 11:26:11 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/alreadyposted/index)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I started my taxes before April 15th. Can I just pay them next year?


10 posted on 03/26/2014 11:31:36 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: ken5050

LOL!


11 posted on 03/26/2014 11:54:25 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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If you like your bracket...


12 posted on 03/26/2014 12:00:50 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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