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North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket
Middle Finger News Service ^ | 3/29/2014 | Diogenes

Posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica


(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.

Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.

Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.

The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.

According to sources Kim’s bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arizona; connecticut; dayton; florida; kentucky; michigan; michiganstate; ncaa; ncaamarchmadness; selfpromotion; uofm; wisconsin
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1 posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica
This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.

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2 posted on 03/29/2014 3:08:47 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
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To: SkyDancer

Haven’t heard much of that Nork State Hero lately.
Probably spends a lot of time at the podiatrist.


3 posted on 03/29/2014 3:15:51 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

So.. what other sources do you find of interest enough to post about?

You know.. other than yourself?


4 posted on 03/29/2014 3:16:00 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

Yes,and it was done the same way Hillary made a small fortune on cattle futures - and neither of them have any idea about cattle or college basketball.


5 posted on 03/29/2014 3:16:47 PM PDT by impactplayer
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To: SkyDancer
This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.

LOL, those were freckles, caused by the blistering sunburn he got from the experience.

6 posted on 03/29/2014 3:19:54 PM PDT by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

I understand that Kim Jun Whatever is going to annex SK to follow in Puntin’s footsteps. Of course there’s that thing about the SK armed forces and all, but hey, the guy does have chutzpa.


7 posted on 03/29/2014 3:31:33 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Bwa ha ha! Thanks Diogenes Sarcastica!

NCAA March Madness
Elite Eight

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/tournament/bracket


8 posted on 03/29/2014 3:37:13 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Obama is now making Jimmy Carter look like Attila the Hun /focus/news/3138768/posts)
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

Again?


9 posted on 03/29/2014 3:41:58 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

Dear Lord, I’m laughing so hard at that graphic I spit my Marlboro across the keyboard and bounced it off the monitor. Damn! LOLOLOMAO!


10 posted on 03/29/2014 3:45:38 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

You mean that the NK leader had a perfect March Madness bracket? What was he SMOKING!? SARC.


11 posted on 03/29/2014 4:04:23 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: carriage_hill

Right now, feeling good after the UConn women after a tough Sweet 16 game against BYU, but they were able to win by 19 by end of the game against BYU. The men of UConn go up against Michigan State tomorrow afternoon. Go UConn!!!!!!!!!!!!


12 posted on 03/29/2014 4:07:39 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Kim Jong Un's comment after Dennis Rodman's visit:


13 posted on 03/29/2014 4:11:21 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Biggirl

The NORK does everything perfectly, or more people around him disappear. He was smoking tree bark.


14 posted on 03/29/2014 4:21:09 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Jet Jaguar; Army Air Corps; All

Obama be jealous LOL!


15 posted on 03/29/2014 4:46:32 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Every contestant has already been eliminated. Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials...

HEY!

I also have a perfect NCAA tournament bracket. And I have never followed college cheerleading in my entire life! Nor do I know Dennis Rodnut.

16 posted on 03/29/2014 4:56:40 PM PDT by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

17 posted on 03/29/2014 4:57:16 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: SevenofNine

And when Li’l Kim plays golf, he scores a hole-in-one at each hole!


18 posted on 03/29/2014 5:15:29 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

I thought Chia Pet his father did hole in one LOL!


19 posted on 03/29/2014 5:19:38 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: SevenofNine

He is continuing the family tradition. :-)


20 posted on 03/29/2014 5:21:59 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

o.k. I’m just gonna say this once......”If you like your bracket, you can keep your bracket!”


21 posted on 03/29/2014 5:34:36 PM PDT by Fighter@heart (The government cares NOT 1 iota about your health, only about your WEALTH!!!)
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To: dfwgator

All SEC Final baby! At least my brackets says so. Boy Charles Barkley SUCKS as a commentator.


22 posted on 03/29/2014 5:40:26 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

SEC represented very well. Tennessee should have won last night, as well.

But Kentucky worries me, it seems the end of the SEC Title game was where they suddenly gelled.

Still it would be something to win the title by beating them for the fourth time this year.


23 posted on 03/29/2014 5:43:18 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

The charging call at the end was BS. The ball was out of his hands way before he hit the Michigan player. Refs won that game for Michigan.


24 posted on 03/29/2014 5:47:14 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: dfwgator

The way KY is playing now they seem unstoppable till FL.


25 posted on 03/29/2014 5:48:34 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Agreed. Tennessee got hosed. They were great in this tournament; makes our three wins against them look real good now.


26 posted on 03/29/2014 5:49:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Clint N. Suhks

That’s how it is with these young teams, it took all season for them to finally learn how to play together as a team, and with the talent they have, now winning the title isn’t out of the question.

That actually was my fear after the SEC Title Game, that the sleeping giant may have finally awoken.


27 posted on 03/29/2014 5:52:12 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Fighter@heart

”If you like your bracket, you can keep your bracket!”
“Period” um by my “calculus”


28 posted on 03/29/2014 6:05:42 PM PDT by Recompennation (Constitutional protection for all not ju st selectively for Democrats.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Keep a close eye on UConn, the men’s team, they under Head Coach Kevin Ollie are right now ON FIRE. The will need tomorrow to bring their 16A+++++++++++++++++++++ game going up against Michigan State.


29 posted on 03/29/2014 7:14:10 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

Looks like Wisconsin and Arizona are fighting this one out. Saw that Florida sent Cinderalla team Dayton packing to go home.


30 posted on 03/29/2014 7:18:35 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Just like they do when Michigan does the gridiron.


31 posted on 03/29/2014 7:21:02 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

It’s interesting how things could shape up.

The other three Final Four teams could be: Wisconsin, UConn and Michigan.

The last three teams to beat Florida.


32 posted on 03/29/2014 7:21:45 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

AZ just did the 3 pointer.


33 posted on 03/29/2014 7:26:46 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI just a point behind.


34 posted on 03/29/2014 7:27:51 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Tell that to UConn men! If they get past Michigan State tomorrow, it will be a pleasant surprise for FL.


35 posted on 03/29/2014 7:29:33 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI is a fighter.


36 posted on 03/29/2014 7:34:45 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

This game has OT written all over it.


37 posted on 03/29/2014 7:41:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

You got it.


38 posted on 03/29/2014 7:43:16 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

Shades of Lorenzo Charles on that Arizona basket.


39 posted on 03/29/2014 7:47:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

You were right, gone into OT.


40 posted on 03/29/2014 7:51:08 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

This game may go on for awhile.


41 posted on 03/29/2014 7:52:01 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Now there talk about a fragrant foul?


42 posted on 03/29/2014 7:55:08 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI I do know have had fielded just like FL excellent football teams, first time I see a very good basketball team. Looks like it just took the wind out of the sails of AZ.


43 posted on 03/29/2014 8:01:21 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

Oh look, another ref decided the game.


44 posted on 03/29/2014 8:03:31 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

It should be Arizona ball and I have no ferret in this hunt.


45 posted on 03/29/2014 8:07:47 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

What was that?

How do you not get the shot off in time?


46 posted on 03/29/2014 8:10:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Well WI is going to the Final Four.


47 posted on 03/29/2014 8:11:13 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: carriage_hill

LMAO! I spit my drink on my keyboard from YOUR remarks!!


48 posted on 03/29/2014 8:12:53 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

First time I have seen a WI basketball team that is very good. WI has fielded excellent football teams, but this is for me a first for men’s basketball.


49 posted on 03/29/2014 8:13:33 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

They’ve been in the tournament every season under Ryan (since 2001), but they finally make it to the Final Four.


50 posted on 03/29/2014 8:16:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
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