North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket

Middle Finger News Service ^ | 3/29/2014 | Diogenes

[Diogenes Sarcastica]

(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.

“Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."

A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.

Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.

“The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."

The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.

According to sources Kim’s bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.

[SkyDancer]

This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.

[Diogenes Sarcastica]

Haven’t heard much of that Nork State Hero lately.
Probably spends a lot of time at the podiatrist.

[humblegunner]

So.. what other sources do you find of interest enough to post about?

You know.. other than yourself?

[impactplayer]

Yes,and it was done the same way Hillary made a small fortune on cattle futures - and neither of them have any idea about cattle or college basketball.

[Mark17]

This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.

LOL, those were freckles, caused by the blistering sunburn he got from the experience.

[SkyDancer]

I understand that Kim Jun Whatever is going to annex SK to follow in Puntin’s footsteps. Of course there’s that thing about the SK armed forces and all, but hey, the guy does have chutzpa.

[SunkenCiv]

Bwa ha ha! Thanks Diogenes Sarcastica!

NCAA March Madness
Elite Eight

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/tournament/bracket

[Fungi]

Again?

[Carriage Hill]

Dear Lord, I’m laughing so hard at that graphic I spit my Marlboro across the keyboard and bounced it off the monitor. Damn! LOLOLOMAO!

[Biggirl]

You mean that the NK leader had a perfect March Madness bracket? What was he SMOKING!? SARC.

[Biggirl]

Right now, feeling good after the UConn women after a tough Sweet 16 game against BYU, but they were able to win by 19 by end of the game against BYU. The men of UConn go up against Michigan State tomorrow afternoon. Go UConn!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hoodat]

Kim Jong Un's comment after Dennis Rodman's visit:

[Carriage Hill]

The NORK does everything perfectly, or more people around him disappear. He was smoking tree bark.

[SevenofNine]

Obama be jealous LOL!

[publius911]

Every contestant has already been eliminated. Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials...

HEY!

I also have a perfect NCAA tournament bracket. And I have never followed college cheerleading in my entire life! Nor do I know Dennis Rodnut.

[Dallas59]

[Army Air Corps]

And when Li’l Kim plays golf, he scores a hole-in-one at each hole!

[SevenofNine]

I thought Chia Pet his father did hole in one LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

He is continuing the family tradition. :-)