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20 slogans for major brands that are more honest than the real deal...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-29-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/29/2014 3:36:18 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

My series of graphics about honest slogans in liberal advertising (see that post here) was in part inspired by my collection of these images.























TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: honest; slogans

1 posted on 03/29/2014 3:36:18 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

the best one i’ve ever seen is

Campbell’s Soup

Mmm Mmm Salt!


2 posted on 03/29/2014 3:39:26 PM PDT by will of the people
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To: The Looking Spoon

Those are funny...’cause they’re true!


3 posted on 03/29/2014 3:42:55 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Based on my experience with Delta Airlines, their slogan should be: “We hate it when you fly and it shows!”


4 posted on 03/29/2014 4:06:15 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: will of the people

Where’s
Olive Garden = SALT Garden

That’s what my husband and I call the place


5 posted on 03/29/2014 4:07:55 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Optimal institutions - optimal economy.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I have a bag of Bugles on my desk at this moment. Hadn’t bought them for years.

But nowadays, they’re all flat and I can’t put them on my fingers anymore.


6 posted on 03/29/2014 4:32:00 PM PDT by digger48
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To: will of the people

Lol


7 posted on 03/29/2014 4:32:16 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: will of the people
Mmm Mmm Salt!

Anymore, it's Blech, No salt!

I tried some of the heart healthy stuff, and it was basically flavored water with chunks of stuff in it. Yuck.

8 posted on 03/29/2014 4:33:09 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: IYAS9YAS

Agreed. The salt Nazis have ruined the taste of almost everything.


9 posted on 03/29/2014 4:36:39 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: 4Liberty

May I suggest, “Olive Garden, Free Lettuce”


10 posted on 03/29/2014 4:39:48 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: trisham

Try buying caned vegies now. The “low sodium” cans are front and center, with the label very subdued and you have to really look for the regular stuff.

BTW, yes too much salt is bad for people; but too little is worse!


11 posted on 03/29/2014 4:40:54 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: The Looking Spoon
From the movie, "Crazy People"


12 posted on 03/29/2014 4:43:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: The Looking Spoon


13 posted on 03/29/2014 4:45:22 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: The Looking Spoon

They Blockbusted me out after a couple of times. Decided I no longer wanted to do business with them.

Same feelings with Target after they sold us a junk TV.


14 posted on 03/29/2014 4:47:02 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: logic101.net

We humans need salt, just as we need fat and protein.


15 posted on 03/29/2014 5:01:22 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

“We humans need salt, just as we need fat and protein”
and we need the iodine in the salt.


16 posted on 03/29/2014 5:50:11 PM PDT by rey
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To: The Looking Spoon

LOL. Great post.

On the radio here they were offering an all-you-can-eat feast at Applebees for some promotion.

Frozen food served warm. Yum. /s


17 posted on 03/29/2014 6:35:19 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: trisham
Yes, even the "regular" versions of Campbell's soups are "low salt". Whether you want it to be anyway.

One of my all-time favorites, Chicken and Stars, has been ruined by this policy.

I don't understand, but even when I add my own salt, it still doesn't taste "right".

Maybe the salt has to soak in for a while.

18 posted on 03/29/2014 6:40:29 PM PDT by boop (I just wanted a President. But I got a rock.)
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To: digger48

Sigh... I found this out last week. One less thing I can have fun with. Olives do not fit on my fingers anymore, either. Being silly with the grandson’s is one of my favorite things. At least I can still dip my fries in my chocolate malted shake and get the correct response. My oldest grandson now will not eat a PB &J without first buttering the bread before adding the fillings. I still cannot get him to squash tortilla chips between. hee...hee


19 posted on 03/29/2014 9:19:31 PM PDT by hearthwench (Debbi - Mom, NaNa, and always ornery)
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At least I can still dip my fries in my chocolate malted shake

The ONLY way to eat fries

20 posted on 03/29/2014 11:58:34 PM PDT by digger48
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To: The Looking Spoon
I always thought Delta stood for Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
21 posted on 03/30/2014 2:47:09 AM PDT by SkiKnee
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To: The Looking Spoon

Bump for later read.


22 posted on 03/30/2014 8:13:14 AM PDT by Inspectorette
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To: rey

Good point.


23 posted on 03/30/2014 3:37:16 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: boop

I’ve noticed that, too. I thought I was imagining it, but I guess not.


24 posted on 03/30/2014 3:38:10 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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