the real story beats an athiests piece of drivel.
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
BRAVOOOOO! BEST movie review, ever.
I thank you, my dog thanks you,
every life-form in my house thanks you.
Yet, it topped the box office.
That’s a fun review, but he’s wrong about one thing. “Noah” goes over the falls this weekend. It’s a one week wonder. It’s going to be a money loser in the end.
There was nothing brilliant about it. Paramount had no idea the movie would be this dreadful. Anonofsky has been exposed for the fraud he is. Ultimately, everyone loses on this one.
That was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.
Thank you for posting it - in full. I’m sure a lot of other FReepers will enjoy reading it as well.
White House Down, A Good Day to Die Hard and Red Dawn(the remake) had some great action scenes. I’ll give them a 5 stars for that alone;)
Where is our generation’s John Ford?
Well, I “WAS” going to this 8mm “epic” but, Natch...
If it’s, as the director explained, the least biblical movie...ever, then I’ll stack it like cord wood and another idiotic marketing gimmick that says “FAIL” all over it “Cesar Chavez”.
I learned nothing from that film, which was plodding and pedantic.
Oh, the details of the man. The wonders of “his” struggle.
Somehow, the movie failed to inform the uninformed and served only as what will surely be a new annual “must see” for the cause, erh LaRaza...which Chavez compared to Hitler on the order of “Today they are against the whites, tomorrow they will be against the blacks”, which of course they are.
If Noah doesn’t inform the uninformed and inspire “those in the know” or at least become something more than a used tissue, never to be seen again, then why make the movie?
The real money is to get the thing played over and over again, for the residuals.
How else are you going to retire and just keep collecting those checks hear after year?
Seems to me, from the reviews, this “Water World” Part Duex.
Mr. Gladiator will continue to receive huge residual checks for the movie which cemented his star on Holkywood but, I doubt he’ll see much of anything, ever again for a movie that swamped itself and ran into the shoals, deliberately.
Fortunately, unlike a certain actor who staked his entire career earnings on a dumpy film, which took him years to recover from, Gladiator man had the sense to show up all manly and such, making a nice payday, without risking his fortune on a shipwreck.
That was a funny and telling review.
Seems like one would feel they had been taken advantage of and been poorer for the experience.
I had intended on seeing this barge reef but, I probably have something else to do.
I’m looking forward to seeing the movie for what it is. Entertainment.
Why on earth would you ever go to a Hollywood movie otherwise? Did you think you were going to discover something new about the Story of Noah?
It’s got a 6.8 movie rating on IMDB, so that’s slightly higher than mediocre. And it grossed 48M so definitely drew alot of interest.
I never listened to Siskell and Ebert, so I’m darn sure not going to listen to you.
People who want learn things about the Bible, I suggest Church and not a Hollywood popcorn epic.
Excellent review.
A collection of FREEPER threads on the movie - Noah ...
Religious tide turns against ‘Noah’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138393/posts
Noah: a classic blunder
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138403/posts
Nine problems with the movie “Noah”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138569/posts
Don’t Get Punked by Paramount’s Pagan Noah Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138604/posts
Noah – The Emperor’s New Movie (The Utter Embarrassing Mess of ‘Noah’)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138663/posts
‘Noah’ Review: Brilliantly Sinister Anti-Christian Filmmaking
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138716/posts
Noah, The Film: All Washed Up
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138756/posts
Box Office: ‘Noah’ Winning Over Faith-Based and Mainstream Moviegoers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138788/posts
No meat at ‘Noah’ party
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138805/posts
The Noah Movie: Our Detailed Review [Christian Review]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138815/posts
The Noah Movie: Deconstructing Noah’s Ark; Godawful Storytelling
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138821/posts
Atheist ‘Noah’ director brags film is least biblical Bible movie ever
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138830/posts
Moviegoers Are Thinking Things Over After Earthquake Hits During ‘Noah’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138838/posts
Ken Ham: The Unbiblical ‘Noah’ Is a Fable of a Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138844/posts
Box Office: Moviegoers Flock to ‘Noah’… But Hate It
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138851/posts
BOX OFFICE: ‘Noah’ Rises, ‘God’s Not Dead’ Surprises As Schwarzenegger Brought To Knees
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138858/posts
Ray Comfort Releases Christian Noah Movie: Watch ‘Noah and the Last Day’ on YouTube for Free
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138946/posts
The midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed [a spoiler-free “Noah” review]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138958/posts
If Christians Are Going to Complain About The Movie Noah, Then Create Something Better
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138974/posts
Noah is the Most Unpopular Movie in Current Release (Despite Topping the Box Office)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3139042/posts
The Noah film is afloat with extremism
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3139267/posts
Pastors Enchanted by Hollywood’s Courting Lead Christians to Patronize “Noah” Propaganda Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3139548/posts
Excellent. Thanks for posting.
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Ah No.
THE BIBLE with JOHN HUSTON.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060164/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_42
The opportunity arises to suggest to others that they read the original.