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‘Fat Texts’ and ‘Fart Regulation’ Coming to You from the Nanny State
Godfather Politics ^ | April 8, 2014 | Common Constitutionalist

Posted on 04/09/2014 7:40:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If cattle farts are outlawed . . .

... Only outlaws will fart cattle?

If that happens, I'll sell tickets...

41 posted on 04/10/2014 5:54:45 PM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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[...] I am dead-solid sure they’ll execute me as a serial killer.

nah. They'll just install a coin operated fart valve (and maybe a catalytic converter (cuz the enviro-weenies will insist), and a muffler (because the feminazis will insist [females and homos will be exempted])).

At first it will only cost a quarter....

42 posted on 04/10/2014 6:01:44 PM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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