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Ok, this is the best home security sign ever...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-10-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 04/10/2014 12:41:14 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: guns; homesecurity; secondamendment

1 posted on 04/10/2014 12:41:14 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yep, I have one. You can get them at “ready to defend”.


2 posted on 04/10/2014 12:42:52 PM PDT by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Forgot the link:

https://www.readytodefend.com/


3 posted on 04/10/2014 12:43:37 PM PDT by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The sign is available on Amazon and in about a dozen other flavors too.


4 posted on 04/10/2014 12:44:10 PM PDT by BuffaloJack (Freedom isn't free; nor is it easy. END ALL TOTALITARIAN ACTIVITY NOW.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Except when the urban youts’ defense attorneys get involved. A better strategy: surprise them! (Who doesn’t love a surprise?) ;)


5 posted on 04/10/2014 12:44:31 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Make sure she doesnÂ’t get ahold of the gom jabbar)
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To: The Looking Spoon

6 posted on 04/10/2014 12:46:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Better than my favorite:

“THIS HOME PROTECTED BY SMITH & WESSON”


7 posted on 04/10/2014 12:48:22 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: fatnotlazy
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8 posted on 04/10/2014 12:48:55 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

ROFL! Good one.


9 posted on 04/10/2014 12:50:40 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: The Looking Spoon
I like this one, too


10 posted on 04/10/2014 12:50:53 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: The Looking Spoon

bfl


11 posted on 04/10/2014 12:51:09 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: cripplecreek

lol!


12 posted on 04/10/2014 12:52:01 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Unfotunately, a shyster lawyer can argue this as prior intent.


13 posted on 04/10/2014 12:52:14 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
That should do it and they wouldn't even need to read English to get the message.

I recall a clever poster but I don't have it to post.

Picture a poster with a loaded revolver pointing out of the picture toward you.

The Caption reads,
These Premises Guarded Three Days a Week, You Guess Which Three.

14 posted on 04/10/2014 12:55:29 PM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)
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To: cripplecreek

15 posted on 04/10/2014 12:55:53 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Waste of ammo, three to the center of mass and one to the head is sufficient, in my experience. Save the other three for the next tango.


16 posted on 04/10/2014 12:56:18 PM PDT by ricmc2175
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To: The Looking Spoon
Thats a great sign. But I don't think it would have stopped this guy.

 

Florida man breaks into house and meets entire family with guns loaded

Thursday, April 10, 2014 10:12:06 AM · by LucianOfSamasota · 35 replies
 
 
He got a warning shot, but still broke in. As expected, he was carried out at room temperature.

 

17 posted on 04/10/2014 1:04:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
I always liked this one too:


18 posted on 04/10/2014 1:07:39 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: The Looking Spoon

My favorite is simple:
WE DON’T USE 911


19 posted on 04/10/2014 1:08:55 PM PDT by vpintheak (I will not comply!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Except when you’re on vacation and thugs target your house to arm themselves and cause further destruction with your own weapons.


20 posted on 04/10/2014 1:11:06 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: The Looking Spoon

My daughter shoots expertly with her SW 686 357 magnum with 6” bbl. I brought one of her range targets to her with the works, “Think Twice, this could be YOU!” so that she could tape it up on the inside of one of her rear windows facing outward where a burglar would likely try to enter....


21 posted on 04/10/2014 1:13:11 PM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: ricmc2175

In this country, once the other Tangos saw Number One down, they’d be high tailing their a$$ right on out of there.


22 posted on 04/10/2014 1:14:44 PM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: vpintheak

My favorite is simple:
WE DON’T USE 911


That one is perfect but sadly the crooks wouldn’t get it!


23 posted on 04/10/2014 1:18:23 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

Oh, they would get it alright!
:-) Happy FReeping!


24 posted on 04/10/2014 1:23:09 PM PDT by vpintheak (I will not comply!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

This slowed down the curious coming down our 1/2 mile private road after multiple “No Trespassing” signs:


WARNING! SMALL ARMS FIRE
PRACTICE 24x7x365!

TRESPASS AT YOUR OWN RISK!


25 posted on 04/10/2014 1:24:42 PM PDT by Arlis
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To: The Looking Spoon

26 posted on 04/10/2014 1:37:41 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: Yaelle
My favorite is simple: WE DON’T USE 911

That one is perfect but sadly the crooks wouldn’t get it!

"Hey Sal! This house is perfect....they don't have a phone!!"

27 posted on 04/10/2014 1:38:54 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: vpintheak
WE DON’T USE 911
WE USE 1911
28 posted on 04/10/2014 1:39:46 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Needs to be actual bullet holes.


29 posted on 04/10/2014 1:40:08 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Is it available in Spanish or ebonics?


30 posted on 04/10/2014 1:43:50 PM PDT by Texas resident (The democrat party is now the CPUSA)
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To: The Looking Spoon

While I respect everyone’s view on what works best for them, I prefer to not compromise my operational advantage, much in the same way that I wouldn’t advertise that I’m carrying concealed. Part of my situational advantage is not showing my readiness to those that would “expect” me to be unarmed. Just my take on it.....


31 posted on 04/10/2014 2:04:10 PM PDT by paulcissa (The first requirement of Liberalism is to stand on your head and tell the world they're upside down)
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To: Mich Patriot

My favorite was a sign on a cash register in Macon, Georgia:

PREMISES PROTECTED BY SMITH & WESSON

BTW: In the 1970’s I lived in a “Mafia” neighborhood in Brooklyn. If a stranger walked or drove into the neighborhood there were always a few young men in tank tops carrying baseball bats ready to interview the stranger and verify intensions. Street crime and breaks in were unheard of.


32 posted on 04/10/2014 2:11:12 PM PDT by ozdragon
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To: Rio

My brother and I went shooting and he had nice grouping on his silhouette target and when he got home he taped it to his front door.


33 posted on 04/10/2014 2:45:42 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: The Looking Spoon; All
in the '80s; Our Martial Arts instructor(Sensei :)
"there ain't no trouble gettin' in, it's gettin' out alive."
as he (fmr. Marine) cocked his shotgun..the rest
of the family were nindan or better..a good family.

34 posted on 04/10/2014 3:12:41 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: The Looking Spoon

LOL!!!


35 posted on 04/10/2014 3:21:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: The Looking Spoon

That’s not a new sign to me. My gunsmith has had a sign identical or similar to it for years.


36 posted on 04/10/2014 7:32:55 PM PDT by OldPossum ("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

37 posted on 04/10/2014 7:43:30 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I remember seeing one north of Tampa that read: No Trespassing! Violators Will Be Autopsied.

Of course these days, autopsied may not be understood by the graduates of our fine public schools.


38 posted on 04/10/2014 7:59:26 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Mich Patriot

Actually the dog is a big worry. Especially when she is one of the feared breeds. A decent dog makes too much noise, raises awareness before intrusion, and doesn’t hesitate to strike if the perp is insistent.

The gun is a mere back-up to the Shepherd.


39 posted on 04/10/2014 8:02:40 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Gaffer

Well, we always applied the rule of three. No matter how many tangos there are, usually if the first one to aggressively move or talk and the two closest to him/her are down, the rest will run. That’s why I need a magazine (and I don’t mean Time).


40 posted on 04/11/2014 4:24:36 AM PDT by ricmc2175
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To: The Looking Spoon
I like this one too.


41 posted on 04/11/2014 6:56:33 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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