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TEST: You a Dem, a Republican... or a Texan?
Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 April 2014 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 04/15/2014 9:16:25 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife And two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you... 


You are carrying a SIG Sauer 9mm, and you're an expert shot. 

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 

 What do you do? 

Democrat's Answer: 

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

· Does the man look poor or oppressed?

· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

· Could we run away?

· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

· What does the law say about this situation? 

· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? 

· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

· Should I call 9-1-1?

· We need to raise taxes.

· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

· This is all so confusing!


Republican's Answer:  BANG! 


Texan's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click- 

(sounds of reloading) 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click- 

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or hollow-points?!  

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' 

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!



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Thanks again Kirby


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: crime; defense; guns

1 posted on 04/15/2014 9:16:25 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

LMAO.


2 posted on 04/15/2014 9:17:52 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...

***PING***


3 posted on 04/15/2014 9:18:03 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

But I WILL go through the pockets for loose change, take the knife for a trophy, etc.


4 posted on 04/15/2014 9:18:06 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Thank God for Texas!!! I love my home state.


5 posted on 04/15/2014 9:18:46 AM PDT by shankbear (The tree of Liberty appears to be perishing because there are few patriots willing to refresh it.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


6 posted on 04/15/2014 9:20:21 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Pennsylvania Redneck: Takes knife away and cuts terrorist’s throat with it. Hey, more ammo for the next trip to the range!


7 posted on 04/15/2014 9:22:15 AM PDT by LambSlave
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To: Reaganite Republican

Hey Texan: You’ve wasted a bunch of ammo. Now you don’t have enough left for the other terrorist sneaking up behind you.


8 posted on 04/15/2014 9:26:04 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: LambSlave

West Virginia Redneck: Rip his head off and $#!+ down his neck ... take the knife and cut brush with it to hide your moonshine still ...


9 posted on 04/15/2014 9:26:23 AM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: Reaganite Republican
BTW, Winchester Silvertips are hollowpoints.

A texan should know that.

10 posted on 04/15/2014 9:27:58 AM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: reg45

Texans rarely run out of ammo.


11 posted on 04/15/2014 9:30:50 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Reaganite Republican

There’s no dem that would have a loaded Sig AND be an expert shot.....


12 posted on 04/15/2014 9:31:53 AM PDT by klb99 (I now understand why the South seceeded)
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To: Reaganite Republican

“Paul Lazzaro sent me,” the stranger will say and then he’ll pull out a gun and shoot his pecker off. Stranger will give him a couple of seconds to think about who Paul Lazzaro is and what life’s gonna be like without a pecker. Then he’ll shoot him once in the guts and walk away.


13 posted on 04/15/2014 9:33:46 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Florida Crackers still have those Winchesters and whips.


14 posted on 04/15/2014 9:34:53 AM PDT by varina davis
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To: NorthMountain

LOL!!


15 posted on 04/15/2014 9:45:39 AM PDT by LambSlave
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To: shankbear

Me too!

Proud to be a 7th generation Texan here……..and to be back in TX to stay since my husband retired and we are no longer subject to job transfers.


16 posted on 04/15/2014 9:50:15 AM PDT by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: Reaganite Republican

“Remember The Alamo!”


17 posted on 04/15/2014 9:56:42 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Reaganite Republican

Ha!


18 posted on 04/15/2014 10:03:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Reaganite Republican

LOL....but I really love that graphic of my Lone Star state stats ;)


19 posted on 04/15/2014 10:07:17 AM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Little Ray
But I WILL go through the pockets for loose change, take the knife for a trophy, etc.

Just the knife? Not something else to hang from the receiver in the back of the truck?

20 posted on 04/15/2014 10:09:32 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Mastador1

Didn’t you get that part about “not taking this to the taxidermist?”
I settle for the knife (suitably engraved with name, date, and location) hanging over the fireplace.


21 posted on 04/15/2014 10:11:53 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Little Ray
Didn’t you get that part about “not taking this to the taxidermist?”

No, sorry I never learned to read that much into a sentence. :-(

22 posted on 04/15/2014 10:19:29 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Mastador1

I try to listen carefully to my wife’s instructions!


23 posted on 04/15/2014 10:23:32 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Reaganite Republican
Don't think there is a 9mm SIG that holds 12 round unless someone forgot to load to capacity. Then again who carries a spare mag downloaded to 8.

Don't mind me though I'm just a damn yankee gun nut.

24 posted on 04/15/2014 10:29:11 AM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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To: NorthMountain
Winchester Silvertips are hollowpoints.

That was the first thing I noticed.

25 posted on 04/15/2014 10:30:00 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Blog: www.BackwoodsEngineer.com)
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To: Durus

A Yankee gun nut is a Yankee this Southerner is proud to know, and can get along with.


26 posted on 04/15/2014 10:30:50 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Blog: www.BackwoodsEngineer.com)
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To: Little Ray
I try to listen carefully to my wife’s instructions!

Sadly I am deaf in one ear, I get in trouble a lot! :^ )

27 posted on 04/15/2014 10:31:24 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Mastador1

New York Republican who moved to Texas.

BANG, BANG, BANG.

Now, where to hide the body.


28 posted on 04/15/2014 10:35:05 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: Resolute Conservative; reg45
Texans rarely run out of ammo.

Raised in Texas and Arizona, I can attest to that. Never without 50 rounds at least in Constitutional Carry Country. 500 if I have a car and a pack beast. Always in mags, ready to go.

29 posted on 04/15/2014 10:36:12 AM PDT by no-s (when democracy is displaced by tyranny, the armed citizen still gets to vote)
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To: backwoods-engineer

I would be a damn yankee TX transplant in a heartbeat if I could talk my wife into moving.


30 posted on 04/15/2014 11:04:08 AM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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To: reg45

Sounds like his kids could lend him a few rounds lol


31 posted on 04/15/2014 11:19:26 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Graewoulf

Thank you... thankyouverymuch


32 posted on 04/15/2014 11:20:05 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: no-s

Bless your heart


33 posted on 04/15/2014 11:21:24 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Ended too early. The argument about taxidermy was just getting started.

And I would like to include an extra bit, of Texas and EC Horror Comic, showing the whole family, all now with sharpened teeth, having a BBQ with the decedent and all their sharp toothed friends.


34 posted on 04/15/2014 11:28:33 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: klb99

There’s no dem that would have a loaded Sig AND be an expert shot.....

He was really a RINO...thats why he had a gun and family

True dems don’t believe in families


35 posted on 04/15/2014 11:59:36 AM PDT by philly-d-kidder (AB-Sheen"The truth is the truth if nobody believes it,a lie is still a lie, everybody believes it")
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To: NorthMountain

The dad does know, but his 4 year old son may not know the difference yet.


36 posted on 04/15/2014 12:58:15 PM PDT by TxAg1981
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To: Reaganite Republican

My answer:
Bang! x 9! w/ .45 JHP 230 grn - Hornady XTP

CLICK!!!!

Oops!!!

New Mag!

REPEAT!!!

Finish Him!!!


37 posted on 04/15/2014 2:55:19 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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