Posted on 04/16/2014 2:28:49 AM PDT by markomalley
The UN says the last chance to save planet Earth may be vacuuming CO2 out of the sky and burying it.
And, they’re serious.
UPI reported:
In order to stave off the worst of global warming’s consequences, the world’s nations must find a way to reduce carbon emissions by 40 to 70 percent by 2050. That’s one of many claims made in the latest report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).
The new report also suggests vacuuming up vast amounts of CO2 from the skies and storing it underground may be the most viable solution for mitigating the greenhouse gas effect in the short term.
It’s the third report on climate change released by the IPCC, a group of international climate scientists organized under the auspices of the United Nations. The group’s second report, which was released last month, predicted serious environmental and economic catastrophe in the latter half of the 20th century, should calls to slow global warming continue to go unanswered.
This latest report, released on Sunday, weighs the efficacy and plausibility of a variety of climate change policy solutions and mitigation options.
Meanwhile… Detroit just had its snowiest winter on record.
You mean like plants and trees?
I always thought it worked like this.
Excess Co2 is actually an increase in quality and quantity of food for plants.
Plants consume the Co2 and thus grow faster and bigger.
Plants consume the Co2 and release oxygen.
Co2 drops, and plants grow slower.
Thats why co2 is only 400 ppm in the atmosphere
Thats why nitrogen is 750,000 ppm in the atmosphere
Thats why oxygen is 241,000 ppm in the atmosphere
Thats why argon is 9,000 ppm in the atmosphere
Amazing how co2, such an extremely small part of the skies above, has so much control of the weather
So, save the Earth by suffocating plant life. Got it, thanks you great lot of twinks...
They tried to stop logging for lumber over the spotted owl
now instead of planting trees just stop cutting them
it will be their goal
It may save planet Earth, but it will raise hell with mankind and it will be rough on the animals and trees they worship.
Wouldn’t most vegetation have trouble thriving if all CO2 were removed from the atmosphere?
Sure lets kill all plant life. The UN like all governmental agencies is full of low information people.
Not *intended* to be a joke, anyway. Here’s another:
To Cool the Earth, Plan Would Pull a Shade
(Glass shield in space will save earth) [2006]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1621833/posts
4Runner Bumper sticker: “Saving the world with one SUV at a time.”
Or we could plant trees...
“Dear God, save us from these idiots!”
I strongly suspect that is exactly what He’s poised to do before these juveniles cause total extinction with their greed and grandiose liberal plans. He will let it go just as long as it can possibly go; then He will pull down that celestial curtain. - Maranatha!
I was outside all morning with the vacuum running. When I went to bury the bag I discovered my wife had got one of those bagless vacuums. Now what do I do?
“She’s gone from suck to blow.”
It's more about transferring American and Western wealth via carbon credit scheme... the socialist dictatorship is just the icing on the cake...
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