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Bundy’s Speculations Further Enrage Senator Reid
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 April 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/26/2014 10:35:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

The Nevada rancher currently embroiled in a dispute with the Bureau of Land Management over cattle grazing fees drove Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev) into a rage when he ventured to suggest that Government welfare programs may have done more harm than good to minorities.

“In addition to impeding the development of land for solar power production, Bundy has revealed his true anti-Government animus by bad-mouthing a vital government program,” Reid complained. “For him to imply that a life style of crime, abortion and unwed motherhood could in any way be facilitated by the financial assistance provided to minorities by the Government is a vicious slander.”

The Senator added that “Bundy is extremely fortunate that he was not shot down like the dog he is for the provocations he instigated against duly authorized government officials sent to confiscate his cattle. His statements since that time can only increase the chances that this may yet be his fate. I suspect that something may happen in the not too distant future. At least I surely hope so.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/04/26/administration-exploring-options-for-curbing-anti-muslim-hate-speech/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blm; bundy; minorities; reid; satire; welfare

1 posted on 04/26/2014 10:35:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hopalong Harry is REALLY mad now! Nevadans better lock up their cows!


2 posted on 04/26/2014 10:38:01 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: John Semmens
If you do not cease and desist with making fun of poor olde harry I'll be forced to shoot


3 posted on 04/26/2014 10:38:36 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey
"Pull da triggah!"


4 posted on 04/26/2014 10:41:14 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: John Semmens

Shout it Harry, make sure you keep the China land deal out of the news.


5 posted on 04/26/2014 10:45:18 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (2016 an election or a coronation of a Queen?)
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To: John Semmens

Ha! I would LOVE to see “dirty harry” have a fatal heart attack right on national TV over this....LOL....Hell would have to enlarge itself to take that communist POS in.


6 posted on 04/26/2014 10:48:07 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
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To: John Semmens

2-4-2


7 posted on 04/26/2014 10:48:31 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: lgjhn23

Amen , Amen, and Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 04/26/2014 10:49:08 AM PDT by sport
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To: John Semmens

Truth always make libs mad.


9 posted on 04/26/2014 10:50:26 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: John Semmens

Loving this drama! Reid’s really showing his true colors and those of the greedy, pandering Progressive left! What’s also being revealed is that Reid and his ilk harbor the belief that those who don’t agree with them should all be lined up against the wall and shot! Amusing how these fascist creeps always end up accusing their enemies of harboring the sentiments that they themselves entertain and nurture. Its long past time for this cold war to go hot.


10 posted on 04/26/2014 10:52:32 AM PDT by Rich21IE
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To: John Semmens

The emperor has no clothes and Obama wears low jail scrubbs.


11 posted on 04/26/2014 10:53:27 AM PDT by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall not be infringed)
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Usually, when a citizen has a problem with his government, he turns to his elected reps for assistance. Reid’s disgrace is that he’s completely unaware that he’s supposed to be an elected rep and is instead declaring personal war on one of his own constituents. All of his other corruption aside, this one upside down aspect of Reid is corrupt beyond belief.


12 posted on 04/26/2014 11:03:46 AM PDT by DPMD
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Reid enraged? Win-win. Love it when d-bags get annoyed.


13 posted on 04/26/2014 11:20:57 AM PDT by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: John Semmens

“Bundy’s Speculations Further Enrage Senator Reid”

GOOD! I hope his beady-eyed head explodes!!


14 posted on 04/26/2014 11:30:16 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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Damn,
And I thought Arizonans should be ashamed of having McLame as one of their Senators.
Were I from Nevada I’d be looking for a recall of this a-hole.


15 posted on 04/26/2014 12:04:00 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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If Reid is so enraged, why does he not have hearings?

Could it be hearings would expose Reid’s decades of corruption?

Me thinks so.


16 posted on 04/26/2014 12:05:48 PM PDT by tennmountainman (Just Say No To Obamacare)
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The Senator added that “Bundy is extremely fortunate that he was not shot down like the dog he is for the provocations he instigated against duly authorized government officials sent to confiscate his cattle

I doubt that is satire. I am sure dingy Harry REALLY does think that way.

17 posted on 04/26/2014 12:23:23 PM PDT by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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“The Senator added that “Bundy is extremely fortunate that he was not shot down like the dog he is for the provocations he instigated against duly authorized government officials sent to confiscate his cattle. “

Who’s inciting violence here?


18 posted on 04/26/2014 12:34:10 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: John Semmens

You gotta start labeling this stuff Satire in the headline. It’s way too believable.


19 posted on 04/26/2014 12:41:18 PM PDT by PLMerite
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To: John Semmens

Good!

May the back-stabbing, sneering cadaver become apoplectic, IN THE WELL OF CONGRESS!


20 posted on 04/26/2014 1:06:32 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: John Semmens

If Bundy enraged Reid then it means the rancher is on the right track.


21 posted on 04/26/2014 2:36:50 PM PDT by GilGil
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To: John Semmens

We do know this is satire, right?


22 posted on 04/26/2014 5:25:00 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: logic101.net

We see in others what we despise in our selves. What and who that despicable Reid attacks tells one all they need to know about him.


23 posted on 04/26/2014 5:35:04 PM PDT by SandwicheGuy (*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU*ou)
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