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DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-14 (DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Boko Haram!

The DUmmies are discussing the kidnapping of over 200 Nigerian schoolgirls as you can see in this THREAD, "Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue." However the DUmmies laughably avoid the very obvious. And the very obvious is the fact that Boko Haram ("Western Education is a Sin") is an ISLAMIC militant group. Oh, and you also won't see "Muslim" or "Allah" mentioned in the DUmmie discussion. Bottom line is that a militant ISLAMIC group kidnapped over 200 Christian girls to sell them into slavery and/or forced marriages. The DUmmies continue to act as if there is no such thing as ISLAMIC terrorists which is a complete divorce from reality. So let us now watch the DUmmies conduct a reality-free discussion about the Nigerian kidnapping in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what happened to Nigerian e-mails, is in the [brackets]:

Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue

[I saw an interview with the Nigerian president, Goodluck Jonathan (real name), and he said it was up to the USA to rescue them which means he probably wants to scam us for $$$.]

The families of more than 230 Nigerian schoolgirls abducted by Islamist insurgents more than 10 days ago say they are fast losing hope of seeing their daughters again despite government assurances they will be found.

[That promise is about as valid as "If you like your health plan you can keep it."]

The girls, who were mostly between 16 and 18 years old, were rounded up at gunpoint after militants overpowered a military guard assigned to a boarding school in Chibok, in north-eastern Borno state. They had just finished their final school exams. The school was the only one still open in the area following threats and attacks by Boko Haram, whose ideology opposes both so-called western education, and particularly women's education.

[Gee, I wonder what is the source of that ideology? The DUmmies never mention it and never would unless the kidnappers were extremest Lutherans (LCMS). Then they would be screaming about it in every other sentence.]

The terrorist group's main reason for existence is to prevent girls from going to school. This is their stated aim.

[And to bring about ISLAMIC Sharia law but none there will mention it.]

Unfortunately, our press will only give it real coverage if Faux Noise tries to claim a connection to Obama.

[And you won't make the connection to the obvious---ISLAMIC terrorists.]

This is beyond words...I can only hope for a miracle that is unlikely to come.

[As unlikely a miracle as the DUmmies admitting that Boko Haram are ISLAMIC terrorists?]

Kerry Condemns Nigerian Schoolgirl Kidnapping. John Kerry is in Africa this weekend and he has spoken about it - he is promising US help:

[Is he going to send in the Swiftboats?]

I can't help wondering what Hillary would do if this had happened on her watch as SsS.

[She would have claimed that the kidnapping was caused by a YouTube video.]

This story makes me so angry and I don't know of any concrete way to help. It's so frustrating.

[It's frustrating that you can't even recognize that Boko Haram are ISLAMIC terrorists.]

John Kerry and Russ Feingold are travelling in Africa this weekend. These men have empathy and they have daughters.

[That settles it. Boko Haram is as good as destroyed.]

From what I've read, a big part of the problem is that the Nigerian government isn't taking action. Our intel will be of limited value if the Nigerian leaders don't put it to use. But hopefully Kerry and Feingold will be able to help.

[Here they come to save the day! The Mighty Mice!]

I don't know how much we can do but I am eternally optimistic that Obama and Kerry have a workable plan.

[As workable as a certain website?]

The United States government has said that it supported Nigeria's fight against terrorism with over $20 million in 2012. Marie Harf, Deputy Spokesperson of the U.S. Department of State, disclosed this during Thursday's daily press briefing in Washington D.C.

[Gotta wonder how much of that ended up in the form of presidential palace furnishings.]

"As of last year, for Fiscal Year 2012, we provided over $20 million in security assistance to Nigeria," said Ms. Harf, while responding to questions from reporters. Part of what that does is help professionalize their military, investigate terrorist attacks, and enhance their forensic capabilities. And we've worked with law enforcement there as well to help build their capacity as well," she added.

[I doubt if even $20 of that ever ended up used for its proclaimed purpose.]

What kind of monsters do this?

[The ISLAMIC kind but you will never admit this.]

This story needs to be front and center!

[While avoiding the front and center truth of the story: ISLAMIC terrorists.]

Is the U.S. doing anything to help?

[Yeah, we're sending in the Commando Team of John Kerry and Russ Feingold.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bokoharam; dummies; johnkerry; lurch; nigeria
The Nigerian government is waiting for the arrival of $$$$ before they can begin to pretend they are hunting down Boko Haram. I saw the Nigerian president on the tube and he definitely has no interest in going after them.
1 posted on 05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/06/2014 6:32:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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What kind of monsters do this?

Republicans, that's who. BTT

3 posted on 05/06/2014 6:32:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix

Just missed the ping


4 posted on 05/06/2014 6:33:17 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: PJ-Comix

I just want to be first to blame the Koch brothers.

That is all.


5 posted on 05/06/2014 6:33:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Dear Benny fishiary, I am esteemed assistant to chairman of grand Nigerin national bank!
Our chair man has been brutt up on chagis of cur upton...


6 posted on 05/06/2014 6:35:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't know how much we can do but I am eternally optimistic that Obama and Kerry have a workable plan.

Eternal Optimism of the Dingbat Mind.

7 posted on 05/06/2014 6:41:07 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: Billthedrill

Um, while your /sarc is obvious to Freees, ya might want to include the /sarc tag for lurkers. Just saying.


8 posted on 05/06/2014 6:42:47 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

According to the left, the Islamofacists are just brown Smurfs who just need a hug.


9 posted on 05/06/2014 6:44:29 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie Haram Top 10


10 posted on 05/06/2014 6:47:34 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Boko Haram

Didn't they do "A Whiter Shade of Pale" back in '67?

11 posted on 05/06/2014 6:59:13 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The President of Nigeria however does have one of the more interesting names from the dark continent (ie President Goodluck Jonathan).


12 posted on 05/06/2014 7:08:04 PM PDT by xp38
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President Goodluck says we’re outta luck unless he receives beaucoup bucks to “fight” Boko Haram...


13 posted on 05/06/2014 7:24:58 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: xp38

I’ve always liked the name Festus Mogae, Former President of Botswana.


14 posted on 05/06/2014 8:31:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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John Kerry and Russ Feingold are travelling in Africa this weekend. These men have empathy and they have daughters.

Gads these people are stupid.

15 posted on 05/06/2014 9:22:53 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: PJ-Comix

NPR had long segment on this today.

I was completely astounded they refused to mention any muslim component to this — the justification and motivation are directly from their texts justifying women sex slaves as war booty.


16 posted on 05/06/2014 10:36:18 PM PDT by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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I worked in that hell hole that is Nigeria for almost two years. What is happening is nothing new. Why is the present administration now finding out about these atrocities?

These atrocities happened in the Bush administration and have become much worse in the Obama administration.

If you want to see a body encircled by burning tires that withers in agony for a minute or so, go to Nigeria. This happens in the North of Nigeria which is mostly Muslim. The dead are mostly Christians. In the South of Nigeria is is mostly criminals that enjoy this demise. It is a hell hole for Muslims and Christians alike. The exception is in the North you die for your religion, in the South you die if you are a criminal.

If you ever see a burned or beaten body in the street, you will question your beliefs.

Nigeria is a hell hole but better than most parts of Africa!

17 posted on 05/06/2014 10:42:45 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can’t they ask the cousin of the Nigerian president for money? He’s always sending me e-mails claiming he has a lot to give away.


18 posted on 05/06/2014 10:51:21 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you know why my efforts at spelunking have come to naught for lo these many days?


19 posted on 05/07/2014 5:16:35 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (The enemy's gate is down...and to the left.)
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To: Billthedrill
What kind of monsters do this?

Let's ask Harry Reid...

"The Koch Brothers..."

20 posted on 05/07/2014 5:31:19 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping



"Do I really have to say it??"

21 posted on 05/07/2014 5:41:38 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Where the feminists at?
Where the gay patrol at?

Did these DUmmies know that ISLAM executes gays? Of course we’ve all been saying that.
Did these DUmmies know that ISLAM stones women for driving, reading or getting raped.
Thats right. Getting gang raped ‘ruins’ a woman and she will be killed for getting raped.

WHERE DA FEMINISTS BE AT?

Geez, you right Pookie, In America, you lose your CEO job for supporting man+woman=marriage.
The uncivilized, third-world apes that live in the middle east EXECUTE gays.

But thats OK, its just their culture. If you want to see a real terrorist, visit Nevada and look at the Christian rancher waving a US flag. That is a real terrorist, right there. (puke)


22 posted on 05/07/2014 5:43:04 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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