Skip to comments.Boko Haram's evil is NOT Islamic! Thus spake a State Department official [Semi-satire]
Posted on 05/17/2014 10:39:24 AM PDT by DanMiller
Even if evil is Islamic, what difference does it make now? Obama is "our" President and it pleaseth Him
According to a Democrat Senator from New Hampshire, Boko Haram is not Islamist.
New Hampshire senator Jeanne Shaheen says Boko Haram, the Islamic terrorist group that has kidnapped hundreds of Nigerian girls from their families and forced them to convert to Islam, should not be confused with Islam. The Democrat made the point in a Thursday hearing.
One of the hearings witnesses, State Department official Robert Jackson, prompted Shaheens comment when he argued that Boko Harams philosophy is not an Islamist philosophy.
I agree and Im glad you made that point, said Shaheen. Clearly, we need to make sure Islam is not confused with some of these horrible terrorist acts that have been and continue to be perpetrated by terrorists groups. [Emphasis added.]
Silly me! I had thought there might be an Islamist connection. It was very generous of the Senator and State Department official to let me in on the secret.
The young women allegedly kidnapped by Boko Haram must have been secret Muslims for a long time, forced unwillingly to pretend to be Christians to avoid being killed by their Christian families for dishonoring them. They have been freed thanks to beneficent Islam and may soon have the great joys of being
raped sold wed.
Honor killings? They aren't Islamic and those who commit them are probably Protestant or Jewish lost souls who cling to their guns and Bibles.
Islam is merely a political religion seeking, and well along its true path to, world domination. We need to enlist in its righteous cause with President Obama continuing to lead our way out of darkness into the light of a better day. He is one of all too few in America privileged to enjoy the Islamic call to prayer, which He considers one of the prettiest sounds he has ever heard at sunset.
[A] president is less likely to stereotype Muslims as fanatics and more likely to be aware of their nationalism if he once studied the Koran with them.
Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (itll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.
Moreover, Mr. Obamas own grandfather in Kenya was a Muslim. Mr. Obama never met his grandfather and says he isnt sure if his grandfathers two wives were simultaneous or consecutive, or even if he was Sunni or Shiite. (O.K., maybe Mr. Obama should just give up on Alabama.)
Our biggest mistake since World War II has been a lack of sensitivity to other peoples nationalism, from Vietnam to Iraq. Perhaps as a result of his background, Mr. Obama has been unusually sensitive to such issues and to the need to project respect rather than arrogance. He has consistently shown great instincts. [Emphasis added.]
Here, for the listening pleasure of all not yet privileged to enjoy it, is a Muslim call to prayer recording. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGYK8qyVaRU]
It sounds to me, doubtless an ignorant Islamophobe, like a very sick cow complaining about her mastitis. President Obama might enjoy that too.
Can't we all contribute a pittance and help to buy a sick cow for President Obama? Perhaps He can pasture her in His lovely wife's garden. Don't worry; a mere cow shouldn't make the FLOTUS jealous. Even if it does, He can blame her discontent on man-made climate change which, unlike the indisputably peaceful nature of Islam, is the indisputable (see also an article by Andrew Watts) cause of everything bad and it's all our fault.
While we collect our pennies to send to President Obama, here's a video to watch on how to survive an Islamist massacre.
The only time I have ever seen, heard the word “spake” was in the motion picture soundtrack of 2001:A Space Odyssey,in the opening of the film, “Thus Spake Zarathustra”.
Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30 (Thus Spoke Zarathustra or Thus Spake Zarathustra) is a tone poem by Richard Strauss, composed in 1896 and inspired by Friedrich Nietzsche’s philosophical novel of the same name. The composer conducted its first performance on 27 November 1896 in Frankfurt. A typical performance lasts half an hour.
No confusion. Islam is evil. It is that simple no matter how you try to cover it up. You are one stupid politician.
The enemy is inside our gates.
U.S. BECOMES CHIEF ENABLER OF CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION FRONTPAGE MAGAZINE ^ | 5/16/2014 | Raymond Ibrahim
Originally published by the Gatestone Institute
Human rights organization Open Doors published its 2014 World Watch List in January, highlighting and ranking the top 50 nations that persecute Christians. The overwhelming majority of countries making the listand nine of the top ten worst offendersare Muslim, and include nations from among Americas allies (Saudi Arabia, Kuwait) and its contenders (Iran); from among economically rich nations (Qatar) and poor nations (Somalia and Yemen); from among Islamic republic nations (Afghanistan), democracies (Iraq), and moderate nations (Malaysia and Indonesia).
The report also indicates that every Muslim nation that the U.S. has helped liberate, including in the context of the Arab Spring, has become significantly worse for Christians and other minorities. Previously moderate Syria is now ranked the third worst nation in the world to be Christian, Iraq fourth, Afghanistan fifth, and Libya 13th. All four receive the worst designation in the ranking process: extreme persecution.
Three of these countriesIraq, Afghanistan, and Libyawere liberated in part thanks to U.S. forces, while in the fourth, Syria, the U.S. is actively sponsoring freedom fighters against the regime, many of whom have been responsible for any number of atrocitiesincluding massacres, beheadings, and the crucifixion of Christians and others.
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