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[Satire / Spoof / Bogus article] Bergdahl out as gay Muslim; critics shamed into silence
[Satire, Spoof, Completely Bogus article] The People's Cube ^ | 6-10-14 | [Satire / Spoof / Bogus article] Komissar Blogunov

Posted on 06/11/2014 10:15:08 PM PDT by ReformationFan

As if cheers and glorification that Bowe Bergdahl received from the White House, as well as from ESPN, MSNBC, and other media outlets were not enough, the returning POW has just come out of the closet as a gay Muslim, giving his fans yet another reason to celebrate his courage and heroism.

Rachel Maddow devoted an entire episode of her show celebrating the "marriage of the world's most tolerant religion with the world's most tolerant lifestyle."

"I can't tell you how happy I am to see the glorious day when gays and Muslims stand hand in hand," said Maddow, "This is just more proof, not that we needed any, that right-wing Christian Nazis are not only out of the mainstream, but fading away in our culture altogether. Maybe we can even deport Ken Ham back to Australia."

Shortly afterwards, Bergdahl received a congratulatory call from the U.S. President, who offered him the position of Secretary of Defense, a nomination he was sure to pass the Senate.

"Sgt. Bergdahl represents everything I believe about America," said the President from the Rose Garden the following morning. "I'm sure he'll do even more for our men, women, and transgendered persons in uniform than the outgoing Chuck Hagel. What Bowe has already done for our military and for boosting the confidence of our Afghan allies is without parallel in modern times."

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 06/11/2014 10:15:09 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3166231/posts


2 posted on 06/11/2014 10:16:40 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: ReformationFan

John Kerry should personally pin a silver star on his chest. that would be perfect.


3 posted on 06/11/2014 10:17:48 PM PDT by RC one (Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
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To: ReformationFan

LOL,

thanks R.


4 posted on 06/11/2014 10:34:20 PM PDT by Rabin
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To: ReformationFan

I just heard that Bergdahl plans to take Barney Frank to the Kaaba in Mecca for their first date.


5 posted on 06/11/2014 10:39:32 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: ReformationFan

A triple win for O: strengthen the enemy IslamoNazi forces, emptying part of Gitmo, and helping another Moslem homosexual O’s smart. Like it or not. He just scored a triple play on us.


6 posted on 06/11/2014 10:44:56 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)w)
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To: faithhopecharity

Muslims don’t hold gays like we hold Gitmos.

He very well may be gay. But someone told the Taliban
to hold him comfortably. Like those seven lawyers zero used
to not only spring Gitmo terrorists, but also swap Omar during the Benghazi ‘exercise’.


7 posted on 06/11/2014 10:50:59 PM PDT by txhurl (2014: Stunned Voters do Stunning Things!)
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To: txhurl

I have to admit I can’t keep up with him. Every day he wins more of his agenda, that much is clear. People say he’s Incompetent because the country is bring weakened and torn apart. These folks make the assumption his goals are similar to their own, of to almost any other American president in history. An understandable assumption. But dead wrong. They apparently never listen to him speak. He’s been pretty clear about his goals/ support/affinities for islamonazis, homosexual, more welfare recipients, and as many burdens on business trying to employ American workers..........etc.... Added up, he’s hard at work “transforming” Amerika. Just like he said. Stupid or incompetent? No way.


8 posted on 06/11/2014 11:07:54 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)w)
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To: faithhopecharity

You didn’t get the joke. ...and you weren’t supposed to. The poster wanted Freepers to fall for the satire as if it was real.


9 posted on 06/11/2014 11:16:08 PM PDT by Southack (The one thing preppers need from the 1st World? http://tinyurl.com/ktfwljc .)
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To: Southack

oh.
ok.
so be it.
at least somebody had a good laugh
that’s better than nobody I guess

thanks


10 posted on 06/11/2014 11:23:18 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)w)
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To: RC one

I think you meant the Pink Star medal.

11 posted on 06/12/2014 1:46:54 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2Million USD for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: ReformationFan

I am getting tired of this fake crap being posted on FR.

I have a sense of humor. Trying to mess with freepers isn’t funny.

Label it as satire in the headline so we can quit wasting our time reading junk.


12 posted on 06/12/2014 2:07:59 AM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: ReformationFan

if this deserter is really a fag that would explain obammy’s support for a fellow fag.


13 posted on 06/12/2014 2:59:27 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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To: Nik Naym; ReformationFan; All
I am getting tired of this fake crap being posted on FR.

I have a sense of humor. Trying to mess with freepers isn’t funny.

Label it as satire in the headline so we can quit wasting our time reading junk.

Couldn't agree more. I enjoy humor and satire. I do not enjoy "fooling" as this type of post attempts to do.

Please label satire in the subject.

14 posted on 06/12/2014 8:46:08 AM PDT by jimt (Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.)
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To: jimt

I agree and said so to the moderators.


15 posted on 06/12/2014 6:19:40 PM PDT by jimbug
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