Skip to comments.Veterans Posing As Illegal Immigrants To Get Help [Satire]
Posted on 06/14/2014 11:35:45 AM PDT by WXRGina
EL PASO, Texas (WNB) - An increasing number of American war veterans are turning up among immigrant "dreamers" illegally entering the U.S. in an attempt to obtain assistance and needed medical treatment.
"It's pretty obvious - a 67-year-old guy dressed as a Mexican child is hard to miss," said one HHS aid worker. "We've been told to care for everyone coming across the border, so we do."
"I didn't really have a choice," said one Vietnam veteran who calls himself 'Little Lupe.' "While I was sick and starving, Obama's importing thousands of illegal aliens and giving them everything. I've been here two days and have already received great food, medical care, sexual identity orientation (they told me I'm gay), a box of rubbers, new clothes, and some great toys."
The Obama administration admits "some" veterans are masquerading as "dreamers," but refuse to divulge how many, but sources say the number is in the hundreds and increasing every day.
Wonder how they got that picture of me? I thought I’d tossed those yellow jeans years ago...
This is actually a damned good idea.
Yes, it could work!
I’m going for it. And I’m not even a veteran.
(or something like that. My Espanol is a bit rusty...)
Scooter ping :-)
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