Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-14 (DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon)
Posted on 06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see in the DUmmie THREAD, "New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency." So let us now watch the DUmmies ready to cast their ballots for the Indian Princess in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to the Alien vs Predator battle, is in the [brackets]:
New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency
[Hillary's Depends already spilleth over.]
I do really hope EW will change her mind, and try to show up onj next presidential primaries. Because, she's is JUST A REAL FIGHTER OF CORPORATION, unlike, Hillary and her husband, who had always allied with them when it suited their personal promotion and agenda.
[Does this mean that Miss Cherokee Queen will have to give up her $8 million in CORPORATE stocks?]
Senator Elizabeth Warren has said more than once that she is not running.
[Correct. She IS not running. I guess you missed that part of basic grammar that covers the future tense.]
warren and any democrat that can branded batshit crazy liberal will LOSE
[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]
Warren isn't running, and she made very clear if Hillary runs she will support her. The only way
you can vote for Elizabeth Warren is if you live in Mass.
[Naive DUmmies are cute...and FUnnie!!!]
I don't think that anybody who was in favor of going to war with Iraq should be allowed to run for President. Also, anybody who is friends with Don Tyson, the chicken torturer, does not have my vote. I could go on and on......
[Don't stop. I'm still laughing about your "chicken torturer" comment.]
Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary and pound the shit out of her.
It would be better if she ran after Citizen's United was overturned.
[In the Year 2525 if Man is still Alive.]
Around 6 months ago, Warren endorsed Clinton for 2016. Clinton would use that against her in the primaries.
[I'm sure that will shatter the Warren campaign.]
Can you do a “did Comix beat the ticket” ping list?
Lawyers/Law Firms $2,196,972
Women’s Issues $1,588,383
Securities & Investment $534,275
Health Professionals $456,006
Business Services $455,291
Printing & Publishing $387,031
Elizabeth Warren has managed to rake in through extortion about 42 million. Above is partial amounts of her benefits.
The whole "Chicken" theme shows up on FR often. What is it with crazy liberals (usually women) and chickens?
Dogs? Cats? Maybe fuzzy bunnies? Sure. But chickens?
I don't get it.
The Tyson chicken people are big Dem supporters and friends of the Clintons but that doesn’t help them avoid attacks from animal rights groups for the way they raise chickens.
What I think is going on is that the Red Light Camera companies aren't making near the money they wanted. I guess they thought they would end up with hundreds of cameras in this county but got only a relative handful. Therefore I suspect they are padding the fines. I am going to claim my fine was in "error" (although I suspect padding) and see if I can get it tossed on that basis. After all I didn't have the opportunity to send the CORRECT payment via mail. It was either pay the INCORRECT fine or go to court.
Don’t you ever get that feeling that somewhere ,somehow, you are being watched by a Duck? no? Okay. :) (Far Side)
“I am going to claim my fine was in “error” (although I suspect padding) and see if I can get it tossed on that basis.”
Don’t you have the right to confront your accuser?
***Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency ****
This could get interesting since both can claim “Indian” background. Hillary’s hubby is an honorary member of the Keetoowa band of Cherokees.
” Ward Churchill, a former Professor of Ethnic Studies at the University of Colorado, is an honorary associate member in the UKB. Former President Bill Clinton is a notable associate member.
Maybe we will see some inner-tribal warfare as these two factions go at each other with tomahawks and screeching.
If Hllary is elected would Bill be known as First Man or Man Squaw.
A camera? In any event I am sure the red light camera companies are DESPERATE for money and the tickets are being padded.
Has she had cheek implants to look “more Indian”?!
“In any event I am sure the red light camera companies are DESPERATE for money and the tickets are being padded.”
Their distress comforts me.
However, we have a constitutional right to confront our accusers.
I’m not a lawyer, so this isn’t legal advice, but I would plead not guilty and request that the judge produce someone who saw me commit the crime.
He would probably say that the photo is evidence enough, and I would reply that the chain of custody is suspect.
When he shot that down, I would say that man-made junk is subject to error, and so the phantom accuser cannot say that the photo was not taken while the light was green.
When he shot that down, I would say that the purpose of traffic laws is public safety, but these traffic cameras are being used to generate revenue, which is misprision in office.
Then I’d go join one of the class action suits seeking to have these Orwellian devices removed.
Don Tyson, the chicken torturer. I guess the DUmmy who wrote it must be a vegetable - er, I meant a vegetarian.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.