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DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-14 (DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see in the DUmmie THREAD, "New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency." So let us now watch the DUmmies ready to cast their ballots for the Indian Princess in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to the Alien vs Predator battle, is in the [brackets]:

New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency

[Hillary's Depends already spilleth over.]

I do really hope EW will change her mind, and try to show up onj next presidential primaries. Because, she's is JUST A REAL FIGHTER OF CORPORATION, unlike, Hillary and her husband, who had always allied with them when it suited their personal promotion and agenda.

[Does this mean that Miss Cherokee Queen will have to give up her $8 million in CORPORATE stocks?]

Senator Elizabeth Warren has said more than once that she is not running.

[Correct. She IS not running. I guess you missed that part of basic grammar that covers the future tense.]

warren and any democrat that can branded batshit crazy liberal will LOSE

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]

Warren isn't running, and she made very clear if Hillary runs she will support her. The only way

you can vote for Elizabeth Warren is if you live in Mass.

[Naive DUmmies are cute...and FUnnie!!!]

I don't think that anybody who was in favor of going to war with Iraq should be allowed to run for President. Also, anybody who is friends with Don Tyson, the chicken torturer, does not have my vote. I could go on and on......

[Don't stop. I'm still laughing about your "chicken torturer" comment.]

Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary and pound the shit out of her.

[MMA Match!!!]

It would be better if she ran after Citizen's United was overturned.

[In the Year 2525 if Man is still Alive.]

Around 6 months ago, Warren endorsed Clinton for 2016. Clinton would use that against her in the primaries.

[I'm sure that will shatter the Warren campaign.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; elizabethwarren; hillaryclinton
I have a court date this Friday for a red light camera traffic ticket but I think I can beat it because they put the WRONG fine on the ticket. Way wrong. Over $100 wrong.
1 posted on 06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IB4TP


2 posted on 06/23/2014 10:59:08 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (DC, it's Versailles on the Potomac but without the food and culture)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/23/2014 10:59:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Boko Haram was enabled by Buku Huma)
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Top 10!


4 posted on 06/23/2014 11:01:31 AM PDT by glasseye
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Can you do a “did Comix beat the ticket” ping list?


5 posted on 06/23/2014 11:04:40 AM PDT by autumnraine
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Industry Total
Retired $3,374,569
Lawyers/Law Firms $2,196,972
Women’s Issues $1,588,383
Education $1,335,058
Democratic/Liberal $1,253,375
Securities & Investment $534,275
TV/Movies/Music $476,814
Health Professionals $456,006
Business Services $455,291
Printing & Publishing $387,031

Elizabeth Warren has managed to rake in through extortion about 42 million. Above is partial amounts of her benefits.


6 posted on 06/23/2014 11:07:10 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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chicken torturer

The whole "Chicken" theme shows up on FR often. What is it with crazy liberals (usually women) and chickens?

Dogs? Cats? Maybe fuzzy bunnies? Sure. But chickens?

I don't get it.

7 posted on 06/23/2014 11:11:23 AM PDT by wbill
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Top Ten.


8 posted on 06/23/2014 11:12:42 AM PDT by Mercat
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The Tyson chicken people are big Dem supporters and friends of the Clintons but that doesn’t help them avoid attacks from animal rights groups for the way they raise chickens.


9 posted on 06/23/2014 11:20:58 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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DUmmies on the Warrenpath!
10 posted on 06/23/2014 11:21:52 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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My ticket is supposed to be $158. However, they sent me a $263 fine. The latter fine is ONLY if you either haven't paid the $158 ticket within 30 days or haven't asked for a court date within that time. I got a printout of my traffic tickets and this one was issued on March 27. The previous one was issued in 2011 for a different matter and it has already been settled.

What I think is going on is that the Red Light Camera companies aren't making near the money they wanted. I guess they thought they would end up with hundreds of cameras in this county but got only a relative handful. Therefore I suspect they are padding the fines. I am going to claim my fine was in "error" (although I suspect padding) and see if I can get it tossed on that basis. After all I didn't have the opportunity to send the CORRECT payment via mail. It was either pay the INCORRECT fine or go to court.

11 posted on 06/23/2014 11:23:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Boko Haram was enabled by Buku Huma)
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Don’t you ever get that feeling that somewhere ,somehow, you are being watched by a Duck? no? Okay. :) (Far Side)


12 posted on 06/23/2014 11:24:07 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. ........dot removal in progress.......)
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I have a great recipe for “tortured chicken”! Maybe I should go over to DU and post it for the DUmmies.
13 posted on 06/23/2014 11:30:41 AM PDT by Ditter
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“I am going to claim my fine was in “error” (although I suspect padding) and see if I can get it tossed on that basis.”

Don’t you have the right to confront your accuser?


14 posted on 06/23/2014 11:43:07 AM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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***Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency ****

This could get interesting since both can claim “Indian” background. Hillary’s hubby is an honorary member of the Keetoowa band of Cherokees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Keetoowah_Band_of_Cherokee_Indians

” Ward Churchill, a former Professor of Ethnic Studies at the University of Colorado, is an honorary associate member in the UKB. Former President Bill Clinton is a notable associate member.

Maybe we will see some inner-tribal warfare as these two factions go at each other with tomahawks and screeching.

If Hllary is elected would Bill be known as First Man or Man Squaw.


15 posted on 06/23/2014 11:47:27 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary and pound the shit out of her.


16 posted on 06/23/2014 11:55:06 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Don’t you have the right to confront your accuser?

A camera? In any event I am sure the red light camera companies are DESPERATE for money and the tickets are being padded.

17 posted on 06/23/2014 12:14:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Boko Haram was enabled by Buku Huma)
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Has she had cheek implants to look “more Indian”?!


18 posted on 06/23/2014 1:43:40 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)
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“In any event I am sure the red light camera companies are DESPERATE for money and the tickets are being padded.”

Their distress comforts me.

However, we have a constitutional right to confront our accusers.

I’m not a lawyer, so this isn’t legal advice, but I would plead not guilty and request that the judge produce someone who saw me commit the crime.

He would probably say that the photo is evidence enough, and I would reply that the chain of custody is suspect.

When he shot that down, I would say that man-made junk is subject to error, and so the phantom accuser cannot say that the photo was not taken while the light was green.

When he shot that down, I would say that the purpose of traffic laws is public safety, but these traffic cameras are being used to generate revenue, which is misprision in office.

Then I’d go join one of the class action suits seeking to have these Orwellian devices removed.


19 posted on 06/23/2014 1:50:20 PM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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Don Tyson, the chicken torturer. I guess the DUmmy who wrote it must be a vegetable - er, I meant a vegetarian.


20 posted on 06/23/2014 3:34:16 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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I can’t believe you don’t have a coupon to discount that ticket...


21 posted on 06/23/2014 4:25:18 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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After (how many?) years, I still have not succeeded in wrapping my brain around the notion that anyone would hire her to be the town dogcatcher, much less a U.S. Senator.

Just shows, we have A LOT of taking back to do.

So yeah, the 'tards want to draft her to run for leader of the once free world, fight da corporations, occupy, it's so righteous.

Yabbadabbadippityfrickendoo.

Well at least our side still has most of the guns. Balls though, it seems are running short.

22 posted on 06/23/2014 6:50:47 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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warren and any democrat that can branded batshit crazy liberal will LOSE

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]

LOL. Guess we will never see president Hank Johnson, Maxine Waters or Sheila Jackson-Lee. What a relief.

23 posted on 06/23/2014 7:41:43 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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“....looking forward to the Alien vs Predator battle”

Great analogy lol
I Have the Indian as my SENIOR senator here in MA.
Warren vs Hillary! should be an epic battle.


24 posted on 06/25/2014 4:50:29 PM PDT by mowowie
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If the Mob can elect (TWICE) an unknown guy from Kenya named Hussein, imagine what they can do with an all-American gal like Lizzie!


25 posted on 06/25/2014 4:53:40 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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