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The Media Guide to the AR-15 Rifle
political-humor.org ^ | 1/22/14

Posted on 07/01/2014 6:05:47 AM PDT by HammerT



TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; guncontrol; gunrights; secondamendment
Although it’s a few months old, this is worth revisiting given the rampant ignorance of the gun grabbers and the Commie-left media.
1 posted on 07/01/2014 6:05:47 AM PDT by HammerT
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To: HammerT

No secret message decoder and more importantly no compass in the stock? Must be a cheap ‘fur-a-ner’ made copy.


2 posted on 07/01/2014 6:14:22 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: HammerT

I think the media would be happy with a first step, making those automatic revolvers illegal.


3 posted on 07/01/2014 6:15:51 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Kartographer

Shhh.. that’s in there.. but they didn’t want to let the cat out of the bag so to speak by labeling it on the image.


4 posted on 07/01/2014 6:18:48 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: 1Old Pro

Yes, especially those belt fed muzzle loader versions – very deadly indeed!


5 posted on 07/01/2014 6:20:07 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT
"Where can I get, me a machine gun?".. Doofus/SoS Mr.There$a "F'n/Hor$e$h¡face" Kerry

6 posted on 07/01/2014 6:20:47 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Jihadist/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: HammerT

7 posted on 07/01/2014 6:23:24 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: HammerT

No bayonet lug? I thought that was what turned a hunting rifle into a full assault death machine. How can I do a drive-by assault stabbing without it?


8 posted on 07/01/2014 6:26:01 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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To: uglybiker

No mention of the bayonet?


9 posted on 07/01/2014 6:27:22 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: uglybiker

ROFLMAO!

I can just see the gun grabbers running around looking for such a thing, wanting to ban it Immediately!


10 posted on 07/01/2014 6:31:02 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: KarlInOhio

It has a secret extension spear that springs out from the shoulder thing that goes up to turn it into an automatic assault stabbing weapon.


11 posted on 07/01/2014 6:34:00 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT; Lazmataz

This looks like something Laz would come up with. You have seen what he came up with back in the toon era.


12 posted on 07/01/2014 6:46:06 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: uglybiker

Ha! I was just thinking of that. Pinged Laz about it.


13 posted on 07/01/2014 6:46:52 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: HammerT

Where’s the “spray” button?


14 posted on 07/01/2014 6:47:10 AM PDT by moovova
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To: HammerT

Where’s the “shoulder thing that goes up”?


15 posted on 07/01/2014 6:51:00 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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I have seen that before, but I still always get a good laugh out of it. My favorite is the line about the collapsible stock allowing the gun to be folded up and put in a suit coat pocket. Good stuff!


16 posted on 07/01/2014 6:55:52 AM PDT by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: AFreeBird; Lazamataz
This looks like something Laz would come up with.

But you spelled Lazamataz wrong when you pinged him.

17 posted on 07/01/2014 7:02:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: moovova

That’s a setting on the “Full auto switch” – with it on the extreme left the gun automatically shoots everyone in sight without reloading and even pulling the trigger!


18 posted on 07/01/2014 7:04:14 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: Arkansas Toothpick

The newer folding stocks come with an invisibility cloak for that scary Ghost gun effect.


19 posted on 07/01/2014 7:06:17 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

Where is the “shoulder thing that goes up?”


20 posted on 07/01/2014 7:08:27 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: HammerT

They really would not like my plasma rifle in the 40 watt range...


21 posted on 07/01/2014 7:09:10 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Arrowhead1952

Damn, I hate it when that happens. Thanks for the correction.


22 posted on 07/01/2014 7:09:17 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: demshateGod

That’s on the other side of the gun so you can’t see it – IIRC, that’s a mini mortar tube that can shoot high explosive bombs 2 miles and kill hundreds of people.

But unfortunately, it’s a very expensive option so a lot of people can’t afford one.


23 posted on 07/01/2014 7:10:02 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Well, we just need a “plasma rifle in the 40 watt range” Ban.

There’s just no other way to do it.


24 posted on 07/01/2014 7:23:14 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: 1Old Pro

***making those automatic revolvers illegal.***

They better not touch my Dardik auto revolver!


25 posted on 07/01/2014 7:30:30 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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To: HammerT
An oldie but goodie.



26 posted on 07/01/2014 7:41:07 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: uglybiker

That one’s been banned in NY and CT. :-)


27 posted on 07/01/2014 8:18:47 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Bratch

Yes, I’ve always liked that one - and the touch of truth that makes it funny is that journalists often will ID certain guns this way.


28 posted on 07/01/2014 8:20:41 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

Oh yeah, code word: forward assist.


29 posted on 07/01/2014 8:36:37 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: HammerT

I was watching the Vicenews dispatches from Ukraine after that first Journo got kidnapped and left. The little British pansy kept calling AK-74s AK-47s. Someone must have corrected him because he got it right in later videos.


30 posted on 07/01/2014 8:43:02 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: moovova
Where’s the “spray” button?

Next to the Pray button, I think.

31 posted on 07/01/2014 8:47:16 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: demshateGod
Shhhh.. don't tell anyone what that Really does..
32 posted on 07/01/2014 8:54:53 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: OneWingedShark

Is that similar to the ‘911’ button on the phone?


33 posted on 07/01/2014 8:56:16 AM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

Wait’ll they learn what a dust cover does.


34 posted on 07/01/2014 9:22:28 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

“Next to the Pray button, I think.”

LOL


35 posted on 07/01/2014 9:36:33 AM PDT by moovova
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To: HammerT

Where is that deadly “Shoulder thing that goes up”?


36 posted on 07/01/2014 10:49:41 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: demshateGod

Just tell people that’s the left handed version of the AK-47.

Say that the Russkies just reversed the numbers to signify that..


37 posted on 07/01/2014 12:15:50 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

I thought all Russians were left handed. Now I’m confused.


38 posted on 07/01/2014 12:30:08 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: doorgunner69
That’s only if you buy the Extra Deadly and Scary option package.

The stripped down version is only regular deadly and scary.

39 posted on 07/01/2014 12:37:24 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: demshateGod

I forgot – the original was left handed, the ‘47’, and the right handed version has the reversed numbers..


40 posted on 07/01/2014 12:39:15 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: Kartographer

” Must be a cheap ‘fur-a-ner’ made copy.”

Yeah, probably one of those Glocks or something /s;)


41 posted on 07/01/2014 7:51:43 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: HammerT

But, can it shoot NUKES? ;)


42 posted on 07/01/2014 7:54:01 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Frank_2001

There was a recoiless rifle called the Davy Crockett that shot a nuclear projectile called the M388.

I don’t know who would have tested the thing though.

But I don’t think the AR-15 can do that


43 posted on 07/01/2014 7:55:58 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: HammerT

But where’s the shoulder thing that goes up?


44 posted on 07/01/2014 10:16:47 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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