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Hamas Counters Israeli Efforts to Reduce Collateral Damage
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/13/2014 12:48:51 PM PDT by John Semmens

Israel’s attempts to minimize collateral damage while seeking to respond to Hamas’ repeated missile launches against Israeli civilians were sternly countered by Hamas this week. While Israel has been warning Palestinian civilians of impending air strikes in order to prompt them to move out of targeted areas, Hamas has forbidden civilians from taking Israeli advice.

Hamas’ Khaled Meshaal explained that “it is every Palestinian’s duty to sacrifice himself if required to do so in our never ending battle against the Jewish occupiers. The Jews would like nothing better than to separate our fighters from the women and children who we honor by making them our shields.”

Meshaal urged Palestinian civilians “to grasp the opportunity to become a dead martyr for a glorious cause rather than accept the sordid fate of a live refugee from Jewish aggression.” Meanwhile, it has been reported that Hamas combat units have used the Israeli warnings to vacate targeted zones.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/07/11/administration-requests-budget-increase-for-immigrant-bedding/


TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: hamas; israel; palestine; satire; stih

1 posted on 07/13/2014 12:48:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

*sigh* Got me again ... dang.


2 posted on 07/13/2014 1:16:49 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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