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To: MaxMax
The five most dangerous spoons in the USA
1. Tea
2. Coffee
3. Soup
4. Sundae
5. Dessert

No, MaxMax. . . There's one that is far more lethal than any of those. It has probably caused hundreds of thousands if not millions of eventual fatalities, sooner or later. . . The spoon sexual position!

25 posted on 07/16/2014 12:17:11 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: Swordmaker
Spoon gun.
Carving Fork gun
Butter knife gun


27 posted on 07/16/2014 12:34:32 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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