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Congressional Democrats May Boycott Netanyahu Speech [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 Jan 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/31/2015 12:58:57 AM PST by John Semmens

While a number of key Democrats were still wondering whether attending Netanyahu's speech to Congress in February would be proper, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was adamant that "it sends the wrong signal. Congress acting in contradiction to the wishes of the President undermines his authority. If his Congressional subordinates can defy him without consequence, what will foreign leaders think?"

A second consideration weighing on Pelosi's mind was "the unfairness of the United States appearing to endorse Netanyahu in his upcoming March election campaign. For Congress to interfere with another country's electoral process is just not right."

As for interfering with another country's elections, though, it would seem that the arrival of Obama's former campaign aides to assist those campaigning against Netanyahu is okay. "It is the President's duty to protect our country's vital interests and prevent individuals who may be hostile to him from gaining or retaining political control in foreign countries," Pelosi contended. The former House Speaker cited President Obama's efforts to oust former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak as "an instance in which our influence was pivotal in helping the Muslim Brotherhood to bring true democracy to that nation."

The Muslim Brotherhood has since been deposed by General Abdel Fattah el-Sisi. Since taking power Sisi has caused a stir by urging Muslims to turn away from violence as a means of propagating Islam. Pelosi called this turn of events "regrettable," but insisted that "it should not be blamed on President Obama. He did the best he could, but cannot yet control everything that happens around the world."

Ironically, news of Obama's hostility toward Netanyahu seems to have boosted the Israeli Prime Minister in the polls. As one poll respondent put it, "Obama is an enabler of antisemitism and jihad. If he's against Bibi, then every Jew who hopes to avoid extermination should be for him."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=160891.new#new


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: islam; israel; obama; satire

1 posted on 01/31/2015 12:58:57 AM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 01/31/2015 12:59:47 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Bibi will be pleased, he can use big words when he speaks.


3 posted on 01/31/2015 1:11:05 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: John Semmens

4 posted on 01/31/2015 1:13:48 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: John Semmens
to defy the president like that is obviously racist!
5 posted on 01/31/2015 1:45:55 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: John Semmens

Which part is the satire? I’m having trouble finding it.


6 posted on 01/31/2015 2:08:40 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: John Semmens

The complicit media FAILED to report that Obama actually participated in election rallies and campaigns for left wing candidates in Africa prior to his rise in American national politics. The country where he did his filibustering was Kenya.


7 posted on 01/31/2015 2:20:38 AM PST by PBRCat
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To: John Semmens

(8^D)


8 posted on 01/31/2015 2:47:21 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: John Semmens
Ironically, news of Obama's hostility toward Netanyahu seems to have boosted the Israeli Prime Minister in the polls. As one poll respondent put it, "Obama is an enabler of antisemitism and jihad. If he's against Bibi, then every Jew who hopes to avoid extermination should be for him."

Is this part news, or satire?

9 posted on 01/31/2015 3:40:19 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

Really good satire results when the distinction between fact and fiction begins to blur. Satire needs truth in order to succeed.

Anyway, I’m hoping the Congressional Black Caucus & their white liberal allies will behave like spoiled children and storm out of the chamber when Netanyahu begins to speak.

Complete with clenched fist salutes and shouts of “Free Palestine!!”


10 posted on 01/31/2015 4:52:23 AM PST by elcid1970 ("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I wonder if she supports $10.10 an hour for vineyard workers.


11 posted on 01/31/2015 5:15:27 AM PST by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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To: elcid1970
Really good satire results when the distinction between fact and fiction begins to blur.

True.

Regarding the CBC, it's been fascinating to observe that the Ferguson, MO, "justice" protestors are being run by the same old batch of anti-Semitic Commie trash.

12 posted on 01/31/2015 5:37:56 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Same here!


13 posted on 01/31/2015 6:49:06 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (Changing the name of a thing doesn't change the thing. A liberal or a rose by any other name...)
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To: John Semmens

Where’s the satire John?

EXCELLENT!


14 posted on 01/31/2015 7:03:57 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy. Cruz, that is. Texas conservative.)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t know if the “respondent” part is true. But the boost in poll numbers is.


15 posted on 01/31/2015 7:07:45 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: John Semmens
100%
16 posted on 01/31/2015 8:02:24 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: John Semmens

The Democrats are blatantly supporting the terrorists


17 posted on 01/31/2015 10:56:50 AM PST by GeronL
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