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Obama Unimpressed with Current Roster of Presidential Candidates [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Aug 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/05/2015 8:59:54 AM PDT by John Semmens

In remarks at the African Union meeting in Ethiopia this week, President Obama lamented “the sorry slate of candidates seeking to succeed me. To be honest, there is no one worthy to follow the path I have blazed. I may have to consider running for reelection.”

Obama brushed aside the Constitutional provision prohibiting him from seeking another term as “a dangerous and unnecessary impediment” that might have to be altered “for the sake of humanity. You know, the guys who wrote the Constitution in 1787 didn’t see fit to limit the chief executive to any set number of terms. The Amendment restricting a person to two terms was the work of lesser men reacting to the unprecedented and awesome four terms to which Franklin Roosevelt was elected. Had FDR been limited to two terms we might never have emerged from the Great Depression or won World War II.”

The president said that while he is not yet ready to take the appropriate executive action to set aside the term limit restriction, he vowed not to hesitate if “the options available to voters continue to remain as lackluster as they currently are.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/08/01/kerry-insists-that-death-to-america-is-just-rhetoric/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: constitution; obama; satire; termlimit

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