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The Zombie Apocalypse Will NOT Be Televised
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-19-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/19/2015 7:19:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Senator Chuck Schumer took to the microphone yesterday to warn America’s parents about a lethal threat to the welfare of their children -  Halloween face paint. Who knew?

Apparently some of the paint that parents intend to use to turn their little munchkins into scary monsters for the (marginally) acceptable holiday of Halloween is poisoned with deadly chemicals like lead, mercury and cobalt.

k_cobol_cyfAnybody who remembers mainframes knows how dangerous Cobol is

“These toxic ingredients can make a child sick, but they’re never listed on the package,” Schumer pointed out, holding up makeup palettes by Rubie’s Costume Company, Wet N’ Wild Fantasy Makers, and Fun World as examples of potentially dangerous products.

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I’m just glad we’ve finally got our priorities straight. So thanks, Senator, for clarifying who the enemy is: not  Russia, China or radical Islam butt rather, clowns and zombies.

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I think he’s right. So let’s be careful out there.

Maryland-cannibal-eats-victims-brain-continues-zombie-apocalypseThis time the revolution will NOT be televised.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chuckschumer; hillaryclinton; joebiden; obama

1 posted on 10/19/2015 7:19:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

We used mercurochrome as warpaint when (frequently) playing Cowboys and Indians.

Oy’m not dead yet...


2 posted on 10/19/2015 7:25:43 AM PDT by null and void (Reality 1, Liberal Academics 0)
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To: null and void

I used burnt cork to blacken my face when I dressed up as Willie Mays in 4th grade.


3 posted on 10/19/2015 7:32:05 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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To: Night Hides Not
That's racis!

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4 posted on 10/19/2015 7:33:32 AM PDT by null and void (Reality 1, Liberal Academics 0)
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To: NOBO2012

I can’t find a link, but all I can think of is Irwin Mainway from SNL and the halloween costumes like invisible pedestrian, and the spaceman that was was plastic bag.


5 posted on 10/19/2015 7:39:21 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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To: KosmicKitty
Adam Sandler's Crazy Spoon Head:

https://screen.yahoo.com/adam-sandler-low-cost-halloween-000000123.html

6 posted on 10/19/2015 7:48:56 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo

We used the blood from dead muslim babies to make our matzoh and I am still here.

No wait, wrong conversation. Never mind.


7 posted on 10/19/2015 7:54:12 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Jews For Cruz)
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To: null and void
We used mercurochrome as warpaint when (frequently) playing Cowboys and Indians.

Mercurochrome and Cowboys and Indians. I am so thankful that I was able to experience the first decade of my life before the safety Nazis and busybodies promoting political correctness ruined childhood.

8 posted on 10/19/2015 7:54:16 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: NOBO2012

“These toxic ingredients can make a child sick, but they’re never listed on the package,” Schumer pointed out, holding up makeup palettes by Rubie’s Costume Company, Wet N’ Wild Fantasy Makers, and Fun World as examples of potentially dangerous products.

Isn’t it required to list all ingredients on the package by law?


9 posted on 10/19/2015 7:54:57 AM PDT by Garvin (When it comes to my freedom, there will be no debate. There will be a fight)
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To: NOBO2012
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10 posted on 10/19/2015 8:18:56 AM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: NOBO2012

Marketing something called “Wet N’ Wild Fantasy Makers” to children is potentially more harmful.


11 posted on 10/19/2015 8:19:55 AM PDT by Moltke
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To: null and void

I remember a product named ISODINE for scratches used for war paint in advertisements back in the 1950s.


12 posted on 10/19/2015 8:59:43 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: NOBO2012
So the little munchkins didn't eat too much candy after all... they were poisoned!
13 posted on 10/19/2015 9:39:09 AM PDT by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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