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Id Do Anything for Trump (But I Wont Do Facts)
self | 2/27/16 | NewJerseyJoe

Posted on 02/27/2016 9:35:04 AM PST by NewJerseyJoe

(with apologies to Meat Loaf)

And I would do anything for Trump
I’d toss away my vote, like that

I would do anything for Trump
He’ll always lead me on with his circus act

But I’ll never forget how very angry I feel
Right now, no way
And I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

And some days he acts so crazy
And some days he’s a big blowhard
Some days he won’t debate at all, and these are the days that never end

And some nights he says they’re all liars
And some nights he’s not so nice
Some nights he’ll suddenly change and then Planned Parenthood is good again

Maybe he’s crazy, but he’ll insult and he’ll sue
I think he can save me, though there’s no way that could be true

As long as my brain is adjourning
As long as I’m no longer learning
As long as fake dreams are all that he sells
You’d better believe it, that I would do

Anything for Trump
And I’ll be there though he has no tact
I would do anything for Trump, though all my values are attacked
But I’d never forgive myself if I hadn’t stopped thinking, this year
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just won’t do facts

And some days I agree with the violence
And some days I pledge Trump my soul
Some days I just shut my eyes and believe in the numbers at the polls

And some nights I lose my fandom
And some nights I forget the goal
Some nights I forget who I am and say only Trump can make me whole

Maybe I’m brainwashed, that’s all I’m qualified to be
That’s just one and only, one and only quality he seeks

As long as his mouth is churning
As long as my ears are burning
As long as I hear what I want to hear
You’d better believe it, that I would do

Anything for Trump
And you know it’s true and that’s exact
I would do anything for Trump, and he knows it and he’s counting on that
But I’ll never think for myself like I used to do -- so long, so long
I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
No, no, no, I won’t do ...

I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Leave all my values at the dump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
I’d waste my vote and take my lumps, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Demonstrate how I’m such a chump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
I’d let this country die and slump, but I just won’t do facts

But I’ll never stop dreaming that he stands for what matters in my life, no way
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

[Sarcastic Voice of Reason]
Will you help him win? Will you help him drown
These United States with this fraudulent shakedown?
Will you shut up and do whatever you’re told?

[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that

[Voice of Reason]
Will you help him sew this election up tight?
Can you help him pull it off, when all he’s selling you is fright,
And do it while you wear a blindfold?

[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that

[Voice of Reason]
When he says something stupid, will you clap your hands?
Will you still adore him when he says your liberty is banned?
Can his eminent domain take your home?

[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that

[Voice of Reason]
Will you cater to every fantasy he’s got?
Will you forfeit every belief you’ve had -- make them all for naught?
Will you prove to Trump that you’re just a drone?

[Trump Voter]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Voice of Reason]
After a while of kissing his ring
You’ll come to your senses and remember everything
And you’ll see you should have voted for Cruz

[Trump Voter]
I won’t do facts
I won’t do facts

[Voice of Reason]
I know the mentality, I’ve been around
You’ll blame someone else when it all falls down
Sooner or later, you’ll be wearing a frown

[Trump Voter]
I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump
But I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: meatloaf; parody; trump
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1 posted on 02/27/2016 9:35:04 AM PST by NewJerseyJoe
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To: NewJerseyJoe
I wouldn't do anything for Trump, even though I support his candidacy.

So, this song makes no sense. You are attacking the wrong thing if you want to be effective, but maybe making yourself feel better, so I guess that's good.

2 posted on 02/27/2016 9:38:48 AM PST by tinyowl (A equals A)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

If facts don’t support the Trump agenda, then facts lie.


3 posted on 02/27/2016 9:40:09 AM PST by TBP (0bama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Funny, the ones I see posting left-wing hit pieces and claptrap from the GOP establishment on FR are more likely to be Cruz backers. I think you’d get a better reception for this over at DailyKos or HuffPost.


4 posted on 02/27/2016 9:40:31 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: NewJerseyJoe

So witty. So, is it Jeb you want? You know, now, that Cruz CANNOT WIN on the first ballot - so therefore the only thing that happens if Trump loses is that the GOPe gets to choose the candidate (at the convention).

Obviously they won’t choose Cruz...probably not even Rubio. More like Romney, or many Linda, or Kasich, or Jeb.

Which one do you want?


5 posted on 02/27/2016 9:41:41 AM PST by BobL (This is no longer a Policy Wonk election, it is a MOVEMENT. Vote for the hat!)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Check out these videos of Cruz being himself if you dare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU

Only Trump has stood up against the media, China, Mexico ,illegals, Muslims (All of the enemies of America and freedom). etc. All other politicians have not stood up nor said anything against ALL of these enemies of America.

President Trump will tame China! China has been eating our lunch as China makes everything.China uses unfair trade deals against the USA. Where the factories are ,the technology is and so is the power and wealth.China knows this ,S Korea, Japan all of Asia knows this. No one understands this here in America except me and Trump!

Here is Trump 25 years ago saying the same pro-American things he is saying now and explaining how Japan then was doing to the USA what China is today:

http://toprightnews.com/video-uncovered-trump-interview-from-over-25-years-ago-will-shock-a-lot-of-people/

Only Trump can make America great again. He is a businessman and is a tribute to all the business men who built America : Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, J.P. Morgan, Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, The Wright Brothers, Alexander Graham Bell, Andrew Carnegie ,Schwab etc.

Only Trump will build the wall. Only Tump will stop China. Only Trump ( And I) understand what China is doing to the USA.

Cruz is a Charlatan .These videos of CRuz behind the scenes prove he is a fraud:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU

Also Cruz voting for TPA empowering Obama on treaties and the Corker bill empowering the 2nd most evil regime Iran o build nukes (#1 most evil is Obama) prove he is a fake.


6 posted on 02/27/2016 9:41:45 AM PST by Democrat_media (ONLY Trump will build the wall that will stop the illegals invasion of the USA!)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

You may be entitled to your own facts but not your own opinion.


7 posted on 02/27/2016 9:43:21 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: NewJerseyJoe

As the elections of 2006/2008/2012 showed us, America is an IDIOCRACY now.

Facts simply play no part of the discourse, any longer. Whoever has the best and funniest Facebook and Twitter memes are now winning most (Especially big-city and national) elections.


8 posted on 02/27/2016 9:43:48 AM PST by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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To: NewJerseyJoe
APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, That is a priceless piece of TRUTH,

ALAS nothing matters to them. When he takes America Down the tubes further, you will not hear one peep out of them, but they will still have that ring to kiss. Unbelievable.

9 posted on 02/27/2016 9:44:15 AM PST by annieokie
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To: NewJerseyJoe

How about the fact that Cruz is ineligible?

I’m sorry it hurts so many feelings that natural born citizen is an exclusionary term meaning one can only be a US citizen and nothing else, born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.

Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama should be proof enough of the wisdom of the founders when they tried to prevent him from being President by requiring someone who could only be a US citizen and nothing else.
Born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.
One cannot be anything else and also be a natural born citizen.

Obama told us he was born a British Subject.

Who believes Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jay, Monroe, Madison, etc. would have found him to be a natural born citizen?

Rubio and Cruz think they should get away with it because Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama got away with it.

Usurpation Day, January 20, 2009, happened with the complete cooperation of both parties.
They want the Constitution changed without the hassle of amending the Constitution.
Confuse people about the clear meaning of a three word phrase and voila, every anchor baby and Winston Chrurchill is eligible.

The bench was the reason the GOP went along with the fig leaf resolution for McCain as cover for Obama.
Jindal, Rubio, Haley and Cruz were all up and comers and the future of the party and ineligible.


10 posted on 02/27/2016 9:47:58 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Democrat_media
FANTASTIC! I've always known this guy was a meathead, but this really shows what a true phony this meathead really is.

THANKS!

11 posted on 02/27/2016 9:51:40 AM PST by rineaux
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Solomon a man of many women penned Ecclesiastes 1:”Vanity of vanities,” saith the Preacher, “vanity of vanities; all is vanity...


12 posted on 02/27/2016 9:51:57 AM PST by Just mythoughts (Jesus said Luke 17:32 Remember Lot's wife.)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

Cruz and Foamy won’t be able to catch Trump after Tuesday.


13 posted on 02/27/2016 9:52:23 AM PST by rdl6989
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To: Lurkinanloomin
But wait, Ted Da Canadian Cruz won Iowa!! He won 1 more delegate than Trump.

No one can take that away from Teddy, no one.

14 posted on 02/27/2016 9:52:51 AM PST by rineaux
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To: dirtboy

Even more amazing is that Cruznadians are using all the same techniques that they accuse Trump of using. That is totally amazing.


15 posted on 02/27/2016 9:54:15 AM PST by GilGil
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To: NewJerseyJoe
Problem is someone would have to preset facts not lies, misquotes and wild exaggerations about Trump 1st
16 posted on 02/27/2016 9:54:39 AM PST by MNJohnnie ( Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered)
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To: rineaux

That is what is the failure of conservatism. They claim the moral high ground but cannot win anything even after 10 years. No wonder the majority is abandoning them.


17 posted on 02/27/2016 9:55:37 AM PST by GilGil
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To: NewJerseyJoe

A couple of things.

First this is just a sin against Meatloaf, I love that song and that was bad.

On the content, I have had many conversations with Trump people and some of it fits. Not all of Trump supporters are that way but a surprising number. I am rooming with one in college, and because Trump said so Cruz is a liar, and no statement of the facts will change his mind. Trumps liberal views are in past and cannot be thought upon, even when he makes statements in today’s electioneering that conflict with conservative principles it doesn’t matter.


18 posted on 02/27/2016 9:58:06 AM PST by PA-LU Student (https://www.tedcruz.org/l/ducking-donald/)
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To: NewJerseyJoe

More tripe from the tediban. How about a joke?

Q: why does Teddy refuse to wear snakeskin boots?

A: professional courtesy.


19 posted on 02/27/2016 10:00:21 AM PST by RKBA Democrat (Primary Teddy 2018)
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To: rineaux

Yes Cruz is a fake as those videos show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU

hope others help spread them around!

Also CRuz voted for the Corker bill which empowered the 2nd most evil regime on Earth to build nuclear weapons.that’s conservative huh cruz bots ?

Cruz also pushed for and voted for TPA which gave up Congress’s power to evil Obama which will allow Obama to make treaties which will destroy the USA.

Tuesday is VC day victory over Cruz day! Go Trump !


20 posted on 02/27/2016 10:06:43 AM PST by Democrat_media (ONLY Trump will build the wall that will stop the illegals invasion of the USA!)
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