Posted on 04/06/2016 10:55:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
Calling the road to revolution “long and arduous,” the state-run Rodong Sinmun newspaper advised readers to “brace for famine.” The “bracing” is expected to entail the people “chewing the roots of plants once again.” In addition, the country is requiring all residents to deliver about 2 lb. of rice to state warehouses each month.
The rice levy is needed to ensure that the country’s 300 lb. leader—Kim Jong-un—is able to “maintain his strength in the battle against capitalist imperialism. We cannot allow hunger to undermine his ability to continue to make progress toward the socialist future we are all striving to achieve.”
Kim has also demanded half a million tons of food aid from other countries, warning that “we have the power to launch a preemptive nuclear strike against anyone who withholds the aid our people need. Denial of assistance at a time of dire need is the worst kind of capitalistic exploitation.” Thus far, this threat has only elicited a meager 17,600 tons of the 500,000 tons demanded by the regime.
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Brace for famine.
A good time for South Korea to broadcast their food channels 24 hrs.
Nothing like calling for your subjects to sacrifice for you to make them feel important. So what if they die in the process to make their dear leader happy. All is well they are sure when they worship you. Unfortunately for them you cannot provide them with eternal life, just forever burning in the lake of fire, where you will be as well.
You would expect to see a starving North Korean behind every blade of grass....if they hadn’t eaten it all...
Shouldn’t they be producing milk by now?
SO.... all the NK’s are now on a vegetarian diet ?
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