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Union Decries Trump Nominee for Department of Education [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Nov 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/28/2016 10:35:20 AM PST by John Semmens

President-elect Donald Trump’s nomination of Betsy DeVos for Secretary of Education did not sit well with American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten. “In nominating DeVos, Trump makes it loud and clear that his education policy will focus on shifting control of education into the hands of students and their parents,” she complained. “This defies logic and can only lead to the destruction of the public education system.”

Weingarten dismissed the consumer empowerment concept as “a naive perspective for the delivery of as complex a product as education. Does a parent really know what’s best for her child? Can we, as a society, really afford to gamble with the future of our children? I hope the Senate will reject DeVos and demand that this vital post be manned by someone who has the same kind of expertise as every previous secretary since President Carter created a Cabinet-level Department of Education.”

In nominating DeVos, Trump called her “a brilliant and passionate education advocate. Under her leadership we will reform the US education system and break the bureaucracy that is holding our children back so that we can deliver world-class education and school choice to all families.”

DeVos says her advocacy of charter schools and school voucher programs “is aimed at employing the same consumer choice approach that has driven the commercial sector of our economy to ever higher levels of innovation and proficiency. The existing state-run education bureaucracy stifles innovation and has delivered a chronically deficient product. It’s time to try an approach that has worked elsewhere in our economy.”

In related news, the Silver Trail Middle School in Pembroke Pines, Florida has suspended an honor-student for using a toddler’s butter knife to cut and share a peach with a fellow student. A spokeswoman for the Broward Country school district defended the school’s punitive response as “simply following our policy on weapons.” The knife has been forwarded to the State Attorney’s Office “as evidence in case criminal charges need to be brought against the offender.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/11/27/democrat-party-doesnt-need-white-people-in-leadership/


TOPICS: Education; Food; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: bureaucracy; satire; schoolchoice; unions

1 posted on 11/28/2016 10:35:20 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They can decry themselves to sleep at night.


2 posted on 11/28/2016 10:37:19 AM PST by Steely Tom ([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
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To: Steely Tom

Tough!


3 posted on 11/28/2016 10:44:46 AM PST by knarf
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